Their undecided voter selves growth and Opportunity Party which is not as the same ducts an Erectile Dysfunction Support Group but something that wont give you a boner. 20 candidates for the 2016 field descend opened des moines for the growth party, the g. O. P. This is the last cattle call before the iowa caucuses. Trevor im not going to lie this country is weird. Where im from, a cattle call is where you bring together a group of simpleminded stubborn creatures, and bleep is partly responsible for the trouble we have with global warming. cheers and applause but i must give these guys credit. They put the potsy in growth and opportunity potsy. Games, free cotton candy. Trevor free gotten candy yeah trying to win votes or kidnap kids . cheers and applause but seeing as this was the last chance for iowans to see g. O. P. Candidates in one place, we wanted to be there. Jordan klepper filed this report. cricket sounds trevor oh yeah, thats right. Nobody bleep because, for real, the Iowa S
Can you please tell us what happened with roswell . So the pentagon says, all right, you deserve to know. We will release all the freedom informa freedom of information act foia documents. They do so, and the whole story about project mogul comes out. The reality of the situation isis that. Extraterrestrial beings from another planet did not crash in the desert of roswell, new mexico. And, you know, now today roswell, the town, refuses to acknowledge project mogul, so they are the ones projecting the ufo angle with all this stuff. Well, this is a kind of a rendition of the typical pleiadian gray alien. Hes got the teardrop almond eyes, the nose with the limited slits, and. In the mouth. How much did you pay for this thing . 450 bucks. Jesus. Got a good deal. They saw you coming. They didnt show you the back part till you left . I didnt see that till i got home, and yeah, and i did feel like aquite a heel for that. [patriotic music] november 3, 2015, from comedy centrals worl world head
News online. Yes, im talking about twitters new hot icon which has re heart icon which has replaced the star. Sorry, star, ironically, in the end, you are not favorited. A lot of people on twitter were upset. I think were losing focus, guys. Lets not lose sight of whats truly important. You dont measure your self worth in stars or hearts. You measure it in retweets, people you retweet or you go home cheers and applause yeah i mean, you already are at home because youre tweeting, but you know what i mean. Lets turn from twitter to another lawless wilderness. The republican president ial race. This weekend republicans were getting down and under with their undecided voter selves growth and Opportunity Party which is not as the same ducts an Erectile Dysfunction Support Group but something that wont give you a boner. 20 candidates for the 2016 field descend opened des moines for the growth party, the g. O. P. This is the last cattle call before the iowa caucuses. Trevor im not going to li