Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didnt see anyones toes or anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it had to be at work in the morning. Before bed i called down and i ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. A chipper woman says, good morning, this is your wakeup she said, its my pleasure. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure to wake people up over and over aga
Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didnt see anyones toes or anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it had to be at work in the morning. Before bed i called down and i ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. A chipper woman says, good morning, this is your wakeup call for 8 00. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure to wake people up over and over again every day
Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didnt see anyones toes or anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it had to be at work in the morning. Before bed i called down and i ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. A chipper woman says, good morning, this is your wakeup call for 8 00. I said, thank you. She said, its my pleasure. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure t
Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didn anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it happened to be a work morning. I ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. Morning, this is your wakeup call for 8 00. I said, thank you. She said, its my pleasure. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure to wake people up over and over again every day . Kind of a sick woman, right . [
Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didnt see anyones toes or anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it had to be at work in the morning. Before bed i called down and i ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. A chipper woman says, good morning, this is your wakeup call for 8 00. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure to wake people up over and over again every day