Im in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. Last night i hosted the emmys. And its weird [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. And nothing against you guys. But the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. I didn anything. We went to bed very late last night. Last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruths career batting average, 3 42 was the time i went to bed. There was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it happened to be a work morning. I ask the for a wakeup call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, theres no snooze button. The phone rings, i pick it up. Morning, this is your wakeup call for 8 00. I said, thank you. She said, its my pleasure. As im hanging up the phone im thinking, if it really is her pleasure to wake people up over and over again every day . Kind of a sick woman, right . [ laughter ] that said, if i was the person who made the wakeup calls at the hotel, id tape record every one of them. [ laughter ] guillermo, you might have to take over tonight. How late were you up last night . Guillermo 2 00 in the morning. Jimmy 2 00 in the moin you left the party at what time . I left maybe like 1 45. [ laughter ] no, i mean 2 something. Jimmy okay. Guillermo im still drunk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to get our own mugs by the way. I still have the view mug, i mean really. I wanted to do something to get the crowd warmed up before the kids from the show Stranger Things, the netflix show, to sing. I figured id have them go onstage and sing to get things going. Somebody had to introduce them so i asked guillermo, go onstage, get everybody to quiet down, say here are the kids from Stranger Things doing the song uptown fuchk. This is behind the scenes video of how that went. How everybody, how you guys doing . Are you guys ready for the show . All right, guys. Keep it quiet. Come on everybody. Get in your seat. Hi, eric. Hi, how you doing . All right. Shh, keep it quiet, everybody. Please get in your seat, please. Okay. Shh, everybody. Please. Get in your seat, everybody. As soon as possible. The show is about to start. Please. Please, everybody. Start. But before it start, here are the kids from the Stranger Things. Theyre going to sing, theyre going to perform for us the funk. Uptown funk. Lets watch and enjoy the show, kids [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he really knows how to clean up a room. Your wife came, did your wife have fun . Guillermo a lot of fun. Jimmy everybody had fun. It was much less the emmys. First time i was so nervous and excited, it went by like that. Last night i wore two condoms and it worked like a charm. [ laughter ] heres whats fun about the emmys. Last night i walked into this dinner after the show. The first thing i see is mr. Belding talking to charo. If you dont know who those people are, google them, you wont be disappointed. If you didnt watch the show, reliving the jonbenet case, the o. J. Had his best season [ cheers and applause ] its weird for people to clap. The people versus o. J. Simpson took home nine emmy awards. Actor, supporting actor, writing, even the ford bronco won best midsized Sport Utility vehicle. [ cheers and applause ] game of thrones had a good night. Won best drama, set the record for most emmys won by a series ever, 38 emmys. A bunch of the actors from game of last night. I have to admit i got a little nervous. On game of thrones, when they have a party, people have a tendency to die violently. Nobody died. The most fun moment of the emmys for me was, this was something ive been planning for a couple of weeks. We were in a commercial break. We came back from commercial. I thought it would be funny to say, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome fourtime Emmy Award Winner dr. Bill cosby. Just to see what would happen. Well, heres what happened. Winner dr. Bill cosby. Jimmy thats what i was thinking might happen. [ cheers and applause ] you know, these award shows are long. With traffic it can take i think it took an hour and a half for a lot of the people to get there, an hour to get in with the red carpet, the show is three hours long and theres no fo hours. I had my mom make Peanut Butter and jelly sandwiches for everyone, not as a joke, for sustenance, i knew people would be psyched. We give out the Peanut Butter and jelly. During the commercial break you hear an announcement that says, we are about to serve Peanut Butter sandwiches. If you have an allergy to peanuts please avoid the sandwiches. Right. If youre allergic to peanuts, do not have peanuts. I dont know, im all for safety first, but if you cant figure you might have bigger problems than being allergic to Peanut Butter. The sandwiches were a big hit. Everybody loved the sandwiches with one exception. You remember the naked supermodel who danced around in the blurred lines video . She apparently did not appreciate my mothers cooking. Do you want to try any of the Peanut Butter and jelly sandwiches . I had one too many bites. You did . Jimmy how dare youtt its called food, maybe you should try some sometime. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats unacceptable. Now im in a food feud with emily ratatouille or whatever her name is. Im currently in a number of feuds. Matt damon, who tried to ruin the show last night. Maggie smith, who is on the show downton abbey. She wins the emmy almost every year, she never shows up to get it. I called her out. Leave it in lost and found at the theater. She responded today on twitter. She wrote, i was very astonished and pleased to win the award. I feel the emmys have been overly generous to me. If mr. Kimmel could please direct me to the lost and found office i will try to be on the next flight. Love old maggie, she wrote. Well, i guess we can send it to her. [ cheers and applause ] we have a couple of real live emmy winners here on the program tonight. From the great new show designated survivor, [ cheers and applause ] from last night on hbo, john olive is with us. John won the emmy for best talk show last night. In a way john and i both won the emmy for best talk show last night. In another more specific way only john won the emmy. Well find out what john and keefer and everybody did, no detail will be held back, dont worry. The iphone 7 came out friday here in the United States. In fact, there was quite a bit of pomp and circumstance in denmark too. [ applause ] jimmy well, more circumstance than pomp but you understand. I have some sad news to report. If youre hoping to pick up one of those olive garden neverending pasta passes, theyre all sold out. All 21,000 passes apiece sold out in one second. And theyre now being resold on ebay for as much as 4,500 each. You know, if you buy this, you really should be kicked off your Company Health care plan. [ laughter ] the deal, if you dont know, you can eat all the pasta you want for a period of seven weeks. If you dont last the full seven weeks theyll dump the remainder of the pasta into your coffin and seal you up. By the way, if olive garden really treated people like family, they wouldnt charge [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Hey, donald trump is still running for president. Even after all the jokes last night, Donald Trumps still running. From time to time we like to slow donald down to half speed to really be able to savor his message. Weve done it again in tonights zika virus edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slowly ] i see a mosquito. Right now i dt too much. Get out of here, you mosquito. Jimmy back to the emmys. Because im very soeflabsorbed. We made a video that aired at start of the emmys involving actors from a number of nominated shows and also former republican candidate for president jeb bush made he was great, very high energy by the way. The first take. Here now are some of the many times we didnt get it right. I hate to call them bloopers because i think dick clark owns that word. Here are the boners and booboos from last nights open at the 68th emmys. Were so pleased that youre hosting tonights academy awards. The emmys. The emmys, oh. Jimmy thats reel. Let me out right here. Pull over. Okay us,. My button just popped. My stomach is out. [ bleep ]. Sorry. Hey, jimmy, im joking. Get out of this car. Youre supposed to leave. Arent you . Its jimmy kimmel. I think were about to make out. Huh . Oh didnt go off. Dont do it again oh this is when we die. Shave that what am i shaving . Shave that mug off your face shave that wig. Shave that wig off your face, you godless, shameless, stinking hippie . Wake me up before you i forgot to sing. . Want to hear that high . . Yeah, yeah . I need to go to the hospital. Jeb exclamation point want to do it again . [ cheers and applause ] john papa is here with us, everybody. When we come back, guillermo has all the emmy winners so come back, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . . Go paperless, dont stress, girl . . I got the discounts that you need . . Safe driver . . Accidentfree . . Everybody put your flaps in the air for me . . Go paperless, dont stress, girl . . I got the discounts that you need . . Safe driver . . Accidentfree . . Everybody put your flaps in the air for me . I cant lipsynch in these conditions. . Savings . To those who dont run from mud. But through it. Who know it wasnt a day at the beach. Unless someone got buried. To the fullbacks. Gearheads. And those with green thumbs. To the sticky. The stinky. Even those who get a little icky. To all the beautiful mess makers, keep it up. With delta in2ition plus h2okinetic, you can. Well she loves to say, well, fantastic a lot. I do say that, you see. I study psychobiology. Im a fine arts major. Nobody really believes that i take notes this way, but they actually make sense to me. I try to balance my studying with the typical college experience. This windows pc is a life saver being able to pull up different articles to different parts of the screen is so convenient. . Jimmy still to come, kieferer sutherland, john olive, music from die antwoord. Hand and guillermo was back stage to get to know the nights winners the way no one else does. Not face to face. Back to back. How are you . Im grat. Congratulations on your emmy. Thank you, thats so nice. Do you want to play a game . The real question. Just pull the red thing. Right there. Then you spin the wheel. Then you tell me where it landed and thats the question im going to ask you. Helmets. How many helmets do you have this. I have one helmet. No, i have two helmets. I just bought a new helmet. Oh, okay. Are you wearing high heels . I am. Unfortunately, yes. Do your feet hurt . Do i fit who . Your feet. My feet hurt, yeah. Let me see your shoes. Oh my god. I have something for you. Oh, yes, thank you. In my size as well. Mens 8. Womens 10, perfect. Currently right now. Fits like a glove. I hear you do a lot of voices. I do. Yeah, can you do one impression of me . A good voice of guillermo . A voice of guillermo . Like this . Its kind of good, right . It sounds kind of like you. You think people would know the difference . Wow, youre doing such a great job. Thanks a lot. Yeah. You want to play a game with me . Sure. I have the wheel of questions. Just pull the red thing right there. And spin the wheel. Okay. Then when you land, thats the question im going to ask you. Okay. Its landed on money. On money . Do you like money . I love money. How much money do you have . Not a lot. Not a lot . Ha ha ha me neither, ha ha ha you like margarita . We do like a margarita. Whos going to go first . Jordan . Are you sure theres all right, ready . I want you to do it. Its grossing me out. Mm, mm thats a cadillac. Thats a cadillac margarita. Grand marnier, thats good. Now let him do it. Hes doing it. You feel that . No, i dont feel it. You feel the suction . No, suck it, i dont feel it. I made something just for you. Just for your mom. Okay . For my mom . For your mouth. For my your mouth only. Only for my mouth . Hold on. Hold on . Bring it. Its the longest ive ever waited for something to come into my mouth. Ready . Yeah. Now, ready, suck it. Are you going to spit in this . Suck it . I mean drink it, sorry. Suck its better. Im going to suck it. More. Mm no, look, its not moving. More a long time. You know what, i think me and you can do this all night. Yeah. I dont have anywhere else to be. Me neither. Okay, great. How strong are you . Not strong at all. Like how im an english person, i dont have much in the way of a muscle mass. I have a concave chest. Im going to give you a test. If you open this pickle jar, this jar of pickles youre giving me the Hillary Clinton test . Yeah. Yeah . Uhhuh. Can i ill see. Youve got to my hands are very greasy. Oh my god. Oh no. I cant open it. You won tonight . Its not strength based, is it, comedy. Its almost the opposite of that. It rewards the weak. Congratulations on your emmy. Thank you, baby. Can i give you some emmy juice . Whats emmy juice . Tequila. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, here. Mr. Robert. Thank you. Hey, remember when i was on jimmys show and you said you whispered in my ear, i think youre going to win the emmy . Yeah. Then it happened. It happened. Cheers, guillermo. Cheers. Felicidadas. Love you, my man. I love you too. Can i give you a head massage . Yeah. Its cool, youre going to like it. Oh my god, you left. You want to play the wheel of questions . Yeah, lets do it. Pull the red thing over there. Okay. All right. Then spin it and it land and you tell me and i ask you that question. Hair. No, soup. Do you like soup . I love soup. Whats your favorite soup . Chicken soup with rice. Mine is clam chowder. Red or white . White. Eww. Cant do it. Thank you very much. What a cheapass. Did you say cheapass . No, i said congratulations on your emmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve all had too much to drink. Thank you, guillermo. Tonight on the show, music from here, be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by pedigree. Feed the good. Oh, whoa. Oh that is amazing. crying . Your own backyard . yelling with excitement whoa, what the. laughing laughing . foot steps . crickets chirping . jet engine . heart beat . Plashing rain drops engine revving tires on wet road . Discover card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. to dog give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh to dog im so proud of you. Well thank you. Get your free credit scorecard at discover. Com. Z246oz zy6z . Jimmy great, john popper sitting in with the cletones. He wrote a book called suck and blow and other stories im thought supposed to tell. Salesmanship. Jimmy its the story where you came to my house to watch football and rowdy rob piper i believe thats in there, a really good story. Yes, ive never seen a live show. Jimmy later on this evening, hes the host of last week tonight for which he won an emmy, the very funny john oliver is here. All wait from johannesburg. These guys are something to see. Their new album is die antwoord from the samsung stage. Tomorrow night, Denzel Washington will be here. Music from ur letter are later this week lupita new wong go, bill oreilly, music from jake owen, please join us for all this. Emmy and golden globe winning actor, jack barr striking fear into tv terrorists, he played president tom kirkman in the new show designated survivor. Mr. President . Excuse me but i believe you have been misinformed. Yes. We have moved no such destroyers into the strait of history muse. My Defense Department has war gamed this out. Theyre waiting for me to give them the green light which i assure you i will do unless you pull your destroyers back within the next three hours. Mr. President mr. Ambassador, you may not know much about me. What you should know is im about as straight a shooter as youre going to find in washington. You should believe me when i tell you that i do not want, as my first act as commander in chief, to attack iran. Jimmy designated survivor premieres wednesday night at 10 00 on abc. Please welcome Kiefer Sutherland [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very president ial. This is my new favorite we have hoodies. This is my bid to become your new sidekick. I dont want to take anything away from guillermo. Jimmy i can become your tv Vice President , maybe thats my only option here. [ cheers and applause ] you make the grade. Jimmy i say your pilot and its great. The show is really, really great. Thank you so much. Jimmy are you happy with it . Did you enjoy it . Im happy with it to the degree that i know what i did. But i dont normally watch the stuff i film. Jimmy you dont like to watch yourself . Episodes of 24 and i dont think ive watched a single one of them. Jimmy they were really good, you would like them. [ laughter ] thanks. Thank you. Jimmy wow. I dont watch them for two reasons. Theres not much i can do after the fact. Jimmy right. And when i was very young, i went to a cast and crew screening of a film i did called stand by me. Jimmy right, yes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. Great movie. And i was absolutely horrified by what i had done in the movie. And i remember leaning over to her saying, if i dont get a job before this comes out, its over. And she said, no, no, i think it was really good. And i remember snapping, dont patronize me jimmy wow. Then it was the biggest hit of the summer and the changed my life. So i figured maybe i shouldnt watch the stuff i do. Jimmy youre very critical of yourself. Do you watch other people and think, that guy was good, this woman was good . I write people off left, right and center. Jim explain the premise of the show. It is a great premise. Designated survivor. In the constitution there is an article that each party has to set someone aside at any state of the union or gathering of the full government in case of a catastrophe, whether it be a natural disaster, a fire. And that the line of succession for the presidency would be protected. Jimmy that person sits in a room . Surrounded by the fbi. Jimmy right. And secret service. And its viewed i think today as punishment. If the acting president doesnt want you in the room or something, they make you do that. Jimmy timeout for politicians. Kind of a timeout for a politician. And my character was about to be fired. And was kind of sent away to this room. And a terrorist attack happens and everybody in the Capitol Building was killed. And he becomes president overnight. Jimmy hes so excited when he comes out and everybodys dead, like yes i finally did it reluctant president youll see. But i think he has a real belief in his service to the country. Jimmy its a great character. Its really good. And your daughter, which is i love the show veep on hbo. Me too. Jimmy which was a winner last night. Your daughter plays the daughter of Julia Louisdreyfus character on that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy any possibility of a crossover familywise there. Shows is so different. Jimmy that might be fun. Maybe it will be a christmas special. Jimmy the show is set in washington, d. C. , you shoot in toronto. You were born in toronto . No, i was born in england but grew up in toronto, with my mom, and i have a twin sister. Jimmy does your twin still live in toronto . She does. Jimmy you guys have that bond where you know if one of you stubbed your toe no, we dont, no. We dont have the telepathic thing. Jimmy you dont have that . No. Jimmy thats [ laughter ] ill tell her you said that. Shes not going to like you. Jimmy she already knows. [ laughter ] im looking forward to the show. I think its going to be a big hit. Designated survivor. It premieres wednesday night. Kiefer sutherland, everybody [ cheers and applause ] going to the skate park today . Maybe. . Kelloggs frosted flakes gives you the sweet spark to go all in and let your great out. Theyre grrreat scalpel. I have no idea what im doing. Im just a tv doctor. I never went to college. scream i dont do blood. But now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. Is that a foot . We are the tv doctors of america. 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Music loud mariachi band can also haunt you at night. So try nexium 24hr. Just one pill each day. Shuts down your stomachs active. Acid pumps to stop the burn of frequent heartburn. All day and night. Have we seen them before . . . Jimmy our next guest is a very bright and funny man who came to this country to explain tonight which returns sunday to hbo. Please welcome john oliver [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy you seem so far away. Its like i could almost touch it. So shiny, so near and yet so practically very, very far. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] not just practically either. Congratulations. It pains me to say it but you definitely deserve it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Ive got to say your show was absolutely excellent too. It really is. You do a great job. Jimmy thank you very much. Very fine of you to say. Im just so happy to be nominated with so many other great shows. Thats the honor. Jimmy can i just say that i dont think you really mean that. [ laughter ] i feel like you dont. Yes, i do. Jimmy no, you dont. You dont. Why do you say that . Jimmy well, i just because youre reading it from cue cards. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre reading off of cue cards which makes it feel less, i dont know, spontaneous. No, im not. Jimmy you see, you are. It says no, im not right there on the card. No, jimmy. Im serious, i would not be where i am today without the pioneering efforts of shows like yours. [ cheers and applause ] right . Jimmy its still, also from the card. I dont know whats more sincere in my entire life. Jimmy i feel like you probably have, though. Okay, okay, okay, ill prove it to you. I will cover my eyes. Okay . Jimmy okay. I watch Jimmy Kimmel Live every night and i think its terrific. There. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats on your hand there . Nothing. Jimmy wait a minute, this is written on your hand [ cheers and applause ] youre reading that off your hand. Yes, it is written on hand. But it is a permanent tattoo. That is how much i love you, jimmy jimmy wow. Ive inked my truth on my palm jimmy why dont we take a break and really express our love. Sure. [ cheers and applause ] . . I live ia nameless town . . Midnight where we used to dance . . Underneath the ugly halogen lamps . . Oh, it all went away so fast . . In a black out . . Scalpel. I have no idea what im doing. Im just a tv doctor. I dont do blood. But now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. Is that a foot . We are the tv doctors of america. And were partnering with cigna to help save lives. By getting you to a real doctor for an annual checkup. So go, know, and take control of your health. Doctor poses. Cigna. Together, all the way. Woah youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. Theres only two left, you should masterpass that, now. Hey dude. I masterpassed it. She sounds cranky. She wants her fruit chews. Masterpassed. Oh jane, youre getting a ticket. Nope, its been masterpassed. Ive taken care of the check, its all masterpassed. Masterpassed it. I masterpassed it. That was fast. Because i masterpass. I was out here smoking instead of being there for my sons winning shot. That was it for me. Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. First theres sharp blades. Every great why then shielding lubrication. And cooling. Brrr. With lubrication before and after the blades. Shields and cools while you shave. . Jimmy were back. John oliver who won an emmy last that . Youre very, very wrong. I knew you were going to win, did you know you were going to win . Of course not, im british. I anticipate disaster every day. No, shull also, all the they were doing the reading of the nom knees. All the cameras left where i was to go to the middle. So i thought, its someone in the middle. Jimmy you did . I didnt get to do my loser face or happy face. I didnt get to do it, i was invisible. Jimmy did you practice it . Yeah, i just kind of what [ laughter ] but either way. That was my reaction, good or bad. Jimmy when you made your speech, instead of talking and talking and thanking everyone youve ever met, you actually asked the band to play you off, which i dont think ive ever seen anyone do. Yeah, you see when youre a little kid at awards shows, all i wanted was to be played off. That seems like the fun bit. Its when things get tense. Say hit it and they hit it. Jimmy its bad to forget people, its even worse when you not only forget them, you intentionally ran out of time. I thanked everyone i should have thanked and two people i shouldnt have done. Jimmy oh, really. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy at the show or afterwards was there anybody you were particularly excited to meet . Hugh laurie. Jimmy really . I know to americans hes house. Ive not seen house. In pioneering comedy skre dy sketc and laurie. Jimmy you never met him before . No, ive never met anyone. [ laughter ] jimmy thats true, youre in new york. I live in new york, i meet people on the street and horses. Sad horses. Thats it. Jimmy and do the i would imagine that when youre in an environment like that you get a lot of praise from celebrities and for your work. Really is an educational show, because you teach us about things we should know about. Its embarrassing in a way to have someone come over here and explain how things Like Health Care work. Its less than ideal. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] the only disappointing thing last night, other than the fact that you were amazing [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. You were so good. Very funny. Heres the thing. I was under the understanding beyonce was going to be there. Jimmy she was supposed to be th supposed to be right there, two seats in front of me. All i was looking forward to is staring at the back of her head. Four hours, watching her interact with her immediate environment. Jimmy i was thinking about when i was going to do, what i was going to say. With beyonce you have to talk to her, acknowledge her presence. The queen. You curtsy. Jimmy its better than the queen, dont compare beyonce to your little queen. [ laughter ] youre right. But its biological fact. In every measuring way, she is better than the queen. Looks better, sounds better, wears jewelry better. Shes better. Jimmy the queen is not booty licious at all. Well, there is junk in the trunk. [ laughter ] jimmy in england is the emmys a big thing . Are your family and friends excited . No, no one knows who i am. I failed in england, no one knows who i am there. Jimmy is that true . Im guessing going to be, whos that . Isnt that the guy we all agreed was bad . Whats wrong with the United States . Its going to be mystifying. Jimmy wow, thats something else. They know james corden, because he had a successful career. I failed my way to america. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. So the show comes back on sunday. Sunday. Jimmy you have a new show. You have to start working. Have you started working on it yet . No, we have some ideas. We flew our entire staff. Jimmy i noticed your staff of people at the emmys. Like a soccer hooligan group. Most of them hadnt been to california before so they went at it hard. They were shut up away at the top of the theater. When the nominations came out they were cheering when our show was mentioned. A guy said, wow, your shows really popular. I said, its not, we employ all of them. Thats my entire staff. Jimmy wow. Will you consider the olive gard as a subject . It seeps like thats right up your alley. Does it end, though . Lets take this to its logical conclusion, human death. Jimmy youre right, it says neverending but its only seven weeks long. Technically you could sue them probably. It takes a Morgan Spurlock with the courage of his convictions to say, im going to eat this till i die to prove a point. One of us is going to blink. Jimmy its very good to have you here. John oliver, last week tonight on hbo. Be right back with die antwoord [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is . I want to thank Kiefer Sutherland, john popper, john oliver, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but they are not breaking up, this is their album, here with the song banana brain, die antwoord . . . . . . Im having the best time . . Of my life made by god baby girl you so fine so so fine you blow my mind . . Look at you coochiekoo juicy tooshie gooshiegoo boobie one boobie two . . Bouncing like a looney toon booty booming cookie juice gushing out your gucci boo . . 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