was a toilet and captioned it with let s potty. huh? yeah. don t clap. i know you wanted to. it wasn t long before liberals started melting down faster than greta thunberg at a monster truck rally. saying it s so cruel and he s a piece of trash. and they said it on twitter so they should thank him for the pre speech the ingreats. musk followed up saying it s important to the future civilization to have a common town squared. meanwhile twitter s brats are proving it s as essential as james corden s running shoes. tossed an open letter about elon s plan to fire 75% of them quote a threat of this magnitude its reckless undermines our users and customer s trust in our platform and is the transparent act of worker intimidation. someone should flag that for misinformation. so like death row inmates requesting cushions for the
what is her name? kat: nina jake awaits. greg: why did it roll off your lips? kat: because i m smart and well-informed. [applause] greg: don t clap for that! you re just aching and on. so anyway, are these much different than what we have as news anyway? kat: i went to one of these websites, because again, wanted to stay really well-informed and i looked at the national news section and i was like i want to live in that country. the way that they describe it is nothing negative, everything positive, the inflation reduction act and its historic that, historic this, consumers are having the best time come everybody loves their life without it s like if you re going to cheat on a test, don t give yourself 100%, because people will start to raise eyebrows. greg: get one thing wrong. kat: not one negative thing about any democrat anywhere. greg: sounds a lot like morning joe, am i right, lydia?
did i say his name? i didn t mean to. we ll have the videotape steamigated. perhaps you can put that out. sorry. they were worried about being offensive, they should have blurred out her face. finally don t clap. clap, what do i care. sharpton claims that while posing a photo with president biden at a private event last month, joe told him, quote, i m going to do it again. i m going. sharpton assumed he was referring to running again, but any expert will tell you it s about explosive diarrhea. what do you say, joe? look, i don t know if i m going to run, but i told sharpton i was going to cause if i do, i m going to need him. i mean, this guy s the original. sharpton was doing race jokes before it was cool. now everybody s doing it.
[laughter] greg: all right. don t clap. don t clap. so like paul pelosi driving down a 2-way street, pretty obvious that merrick garland crossed the line. and now the media realizes their whole narrative is falling apart like a pot roast in a hot tub. whatever happened to the story about the nukes? yeah, apparently trump stole valuable nuclear secrets he was planning to sell to someone. i don t know about you, but this seems like a strange career transition for a real estate tycoon. should i build a new luxury condominium development in midtown or sell nuclear secrets to putin? it s a tough call. on one hand you could make a lot of money legally. on the other, you could be executed for treason. of course, the media always
actually enjoy the wnba because it s basketball without that annoying dunking. so is this the most unequal deal since the colonists bought in new york for some seashells? they get an arms dealer back who has a vital info that putin can use and we get americans who know how to dribble. do we need that? we already have joe biden. counted! greg: don t clap yet. besides, do we really need another 6-foot woman who spends her night playing with orange balls? [laughter] i told you not to collapse, that was disgusting, horrible. you people make me sick. griner is an american and so is whalen, an ex-marine and shouldn t we try to get them