Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, guillermo at the oscars. Owen wilson, and Academy Award winner Guillermo Del Toro with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Very nice. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us on i might be a little slow. This is probably the most hung over day of the year in hollywood. [ laughter ] oscar monday. Last night i hosted the oscars right across the street. [ cheering ] i was fishing, ill admit it. [ laughter ] its weird to see an audience not in tuxedos and gowns. Its gross, actually, disgusting. [ laughter ] you look terrible. Its an interesting setup at the oscars. Everyones crowded together in basically an abandoned shopping mall. They clear out the mall over there, and everyone is there wearing donated clothes. Most of them havent eaten in days. Its like a very upscale hurricane shelter. [ laughter ] but what a night. No slaps, no mixedup envelope
the ceo of united airlines did not want to deal with delays like everyone else so he sprang for private jet instead. friday he apologized to travelers stuck across the country saying taking a private jet was the wrong decision because it wasn t sensitive to customers waiting to get home. i sincerely apologize to our customers and team members who are working around the clock for seven days. i promised to better demonstrate respect for the dedication of our team members and loyalty of our customers. so many different things come up, joey jones. is this something that should even be an issue? i think the devil is in the details. i wasn t sure where he was headed if he s going to work, what else could he do other than kick someone else off a flight? baby fly another airline had flights going out, i don t know, that will probably get dirty looks, too. it comes back to why were people upset to begin with? why did united have so much problems to begin with? s whole thing highl
the ceo of united airlines did not want to deal with delays like everyone else so he sprang for private jet instead. friday he apologized to travelers stuck across the country saying taking a private jet was the wrong decision because it wasn t sensitive to customers waiting to get home. i sincerely apologize to our customers and team members who are working around the clock for seven days. i promised to better demonstrate respect for the dedication of our team members and loyalty of our customers. so many different things come up, joey jones. is this something that should even be an issue? i think the devil is in the details. i wasn t sure where he was headed if he s going to work, what else could he do other than kick someone else off a flight? baby fly another airline had flights going out, i don t know, that will probably get dirty looks, too. it comes back to why were people upset to begin with? why did united have so much problems to begin with? s whole thing highl
the ceo of united airlines did not want to deal with delays like everyone else so he sprang for private jet instead. friday he apologized to travelers stuck across the country saying taking a private jet was the wrong decision because it wasn t sensitive to customers waiting to get home. i sincerely apologize to our customers and team members who are working around the clock for seven days. i promised to better demonstrate respect for the dedication of our team members and loyalty of our customers. so many different things come up, joey jones. is this something that should even be an issue? i think the devil is in the details. i wasn t sure where he was headed if he s going to work, what else could he do other than kick someone else off a flight? baby fly another airline had flights going out, i don t know, that will probably get dirty looks, too. it comes back to why were people upset to begin with? why did united have so much problems to begin with? s whole thing highl
orange one, things are worse than ever and cnn has the means to prove it. that is it, means. memes. what your uncle sense on facebook after convincing everyone he is the only one who has seen them. they are tiresome. the crying mike michael jordan meme. the distracted boyfriend meme. even joe biden falling off his bike became a meme. of course you can forget this mean. [lau[chuckles. [laughter] or this one. yeah. and of course, this one. [laughter] [laughs] yeah. but apparently means our net memes are now into of white supremacy. that is according to cnn. whites sharing memes with black people in them is racist because if there s one thing racist love, it is looking at black people. seen and calls it digital blackface. it is sad where there is not racism, cnn just has to invent it. they are so desperate for relevance that they will push division any way they can. seen and.com writer writes digital blackface is where white people co-op black expressions or culture to co