Kind. Hey, you know, easters on sunday. And i have to say, one of the things im really looking forward to this year, im not exactly sure why im looking forward to it, but donald trump will be running the White House Easter Egg Roll this year. [ laughter ] every year at the white house they have an egg roll. Which i think President Trump assumed was a menu item at p. F. Changs. [ laughter ] even though this is an annual tradition, its been going on for 138 years. Theyre having trouble getting it together this year. The white house apparently hasnt sent out invitations yet. And they neglected to order the eggs. Every year they give kids wooden eggs as souvenirs of the easter egg roll. This year the company that mills the eggs had to tweet a reminder to the president and first lady, for real, flotus, potus, everyone in the family, fiy, manufacturing deadlines for the easter eggs are near, please reach out. Which seems a little desperate but this is a Company Whose business is making woode
Crying, which is embarrassing. But well, im not good with this sort of thing. And im sorry especially to those of you who came to see the show in person. Because its probably not what you came for. But we lost someone that we and i love very much today. And again, im sorry if youre hearing this just now for the first time. But don rickles passed away this morning. He was 90 years old. And i know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. But he was. Because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. And i was fortunate enough to not only have don on this show as my guest but also to become close to him and his wife barbara, which was a lot of fun for me. I grew up in las vegas, so don rickles, even when i was a kid, was a very big deal. His name was on the marquee at the sahara hotel. You could see him with Johnny Carson making fun of johnny, making fun of Frank Sinatra. People always wanted to hear don tell sinatra stories and he had great stories. But i think this might be what
Crying, which is embarrassing. But well, im not good with this sort of thing. And im sorry especially to those of you who came to see the show in person. Because its probably not what you came for. But we lost someone that we and i love very much today. And again, im sorry if youre hearing this just now for the first time. But don rickles passed away this morning. He was 90 years old. And i know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. But he was. Because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. And i was fortunate enough to not only have don on this show as my guest but also to become close to him and his wife barbara, which was a lot of fun for me. I grew up in las vegas, so don rickles, even when i was a kid, was a very big deal. His name was on the marquee at the sahara hotel. You could see him with Johnny Carson making fun of johnny, making fun of Frank Sinatra. People always wanted to hear don tell sinatra stories and he had great stories. But i think this might be what
Going to cry, im already crying, which is embarrassing. But well, im not good with this sort of thing. And im sorry especially to those of you who came to see the show in person. Because its probably not what you came for. But we lost someone that we and i love very much today. And again, im sorry if youre hearing this just now for the first time. But don rickles passed away this morning. He was 90 years old. And i know it sounds crazy to say he was too young. But he was. Because he was youthful and funny and sharp and generous. And i was fortunate enough to not only have don on this show as my guest but also to become close to him and his wife barbara, which was a lot of fun for me. I grew up in las vegas, so don rickles, even when i was a kid, was a very big deal. His name was on the marquee at the sahara hotel. You could see him with Johnny Carson making fun of johnny, people always wanted to hear don tell sinatra stories and he had great stories. But i think this might be what brou
From out of town, you flew here to be okay, quite a few. Im glad none of you were yanked off your plane. Have you seen the video of the guy getting dragged off the united flight yesterday in chicago . They overbooked a flight to louisville. Whenever airlines do this, which i dont understand by the way. Ive been to 100 games and stadiums with 50,000 seats. They never sell the same seat two times to one person, but for some reason, airlines cant figure this out. So when they have more passengers than seats, they offer incentives to get people to volunteer to not fly, and you get a voucher. In this case they offered the people 400 and a hotel. To give up their seats but there were no takers. They upped it to 800 and no takers. So i didnt know they did this. So they randomly selected four passengers to be removed from the plane. [ laughter ] they did. Three of them got up begrudgingly and got off. One of the passengers said he was a doctor and had to be at the hospital in the morning, so h