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From out of town, you flew here to be okay, quite a few. Im glad none of you were yanked off your plane. Have you seen the video of the guy getting dragged off the united flight yesterday in chicago . They overbooked a flight to louisville. Whenever airlines do this, which i dont understand by the way. Ive been to 100 games and stadiums with 50,000 seats. They never sell the same seat two times to one person, but for some reason, airlines cant figure this out. So when they have more passengers than seats, they offer incentives to get people to volunteer to not fly, and you get a voucher. In this case they offered the people 400 and a hotel. To give up their seats but there were no takers. They upped it to 800 and no takers. So i didnt know they did this. So they randomly selected four passengers to be removed from the plane. [ laughter ] they did. Three of them got up begrudgingly and got off. One of the passengers said he was a doctor and had to be at the hospital in the morning, so he refused to deplane, and this is how that refusal went. [ screaming ] oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. No. Oh, my god. My god, what are you doing . No. This is wrong. Oh, my god. Look at what you did to him. Oh my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats interesting to see who laughs at that. Thats how my mother used to get me out of bed to go to school every morning. [ laughter ] this poor guy, they roughed him up. The reason they were overbooked is because they were trying to get four United Airlines employees on board. They said the employees had to get to louisville, so they kicked the customers who paid for the ticket off the plane to make room for them. Then about ten minutes later, the guy they kicked off somehow, ten minutes later, this i have no explanation for, somehow he wound up back on the plane. I have to go home. I have to go home. Jimmy he had to go home. But he didnt go home. They left him in louisville. The employees of united got on and the passengers booed them when they got on the plane, which is all terrible, but this might be the worst part. The ceo of united released a statement via twitter. This is what the ceo tweeted. This is an upsetting event to all of us at united. I apologize for having to reaccommodate these customers. He said reaccommodate. Its like we reaccommodated el chapo out of mexico. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is such sanitized say nothing take no responsibility corporate b. S. Speak. I dont know how the guy who sent that tweet didnt vomit when he typed it out. Its crazy. When you break this down, a man was forcibly dragged off a flight because they oversold it. How that happens in the first place, i dont know. And by the way, they almost certainly could have gotten volunteers by offering more money. Or travel vouchers. Maybe 800 bucks wouldnt do it but they could have gone up to 1,000, 5,000, 100,000, who cares. Its not the passengers fault that you sold too many tickets on your plane. Imagine this happening in any other intry. Imagine if this happened at applebees. [ laughter ] imagine if you sit down, order your three cheese chicken meal, whatever, fine. 20 minutes later the waiter comes over and says sorry, we have another party coming and we need this chair. Either you leave or well make you leave. You say i dont want to leave. I ordered my chicken, i want to eat, and he grabs you by the arm and he throws you out. Youd never go to applebees again. Thats the thing, we dont do that. The next time this happens, if one flight is a dollar less than the other ones, thats the one well pick. They know this. Thats why were stuck with them. The only other choice is the bus. [ laughter ] so united didnt even admit they did anything wrong. If anything, they seemed to be doubling down on this. Were United Airlines. You do what we say when we say, and there wont be a problem. Capiche . If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough [ bleep ]. Oh my god, look at what you did to him give us a problem, and well drag your ass off the plane. If you resist, well beat you so badly youll be using your own face as a flotation device. United airlines, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Those are the friendly skies. In washington d. C. Today after this long and contentious battle, neil gorsuch was sworn in as the hottest new member of the supreme court. He will start hearing cases next week. Meanwhile, Merrick Garland just got a job as assistant manager at an arbys in bethesda. He was alone in the basement lip syncing the oath along with gorsuch. The only surprise now is this man is now on the supreme court. It means his name is an important part of american history, and here is how everyone has been pronouncing that name. Gorsuch. Judge gorsuch. Judge neil gorsuch. Judge gorsuch. Judge gorsuch. Neil gorsuch. Neil gorsuch. Judge neil gorsuch. Judge gorsuch. Neil gorsuch. Judge gorsuch. I, neil m. Gorsuch. Jimmy everyone says gorsuch. Everyone except, that is, for him. I, neil m. Gorsuch, do solemnly swear jimmy they asked this man 10,000 questions. No one bothered to ask what his name was. So congratulations to neil gorsuch who as a result of being sworn in now gets to live probably every americans fantasy, being able to wear a robe to work. Meanwhile, the court of public opinion, steph curry, allstar guard for the golden state warriors, is getting hammered on social media for his new shoe. He has a new signature shoe. This is it. Its called the curry luxe oxblood leather shoe. 149. 99. People seem to hate it. They say it looks like a couch, they say it looks like a dad shoe. Looks like the interior of an old car, when i guess is bad. I dont know. Are these any worse than any of the other shoes . This is the adidas kobe 2. Its like Little School buses on your feet. [ laughter ] these are shaq shoes. The re book preachers. They look like some kind of wedding cake in space. This is the rick owens adidas walrus, the color of thousand island dressing. Sockny grid 9000s, like big versions of the shoes you wore when you were 3 years old. These are from louis vuitton. 965. It looks like someone got blood on a nurses shoe. All these shoes are crazy looking. What makes those good and this is the bad one . I dont know. Do we really need new shoe designs . I feel like we could make one of the 7,000 we already have work. Right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much. At long last what they call the teaser trailer for the new thor movie is here. Its great. I dont know if you saw it. Although i dont like the fact that thor got a haircut. I like the old fabiostyle thor with the hair. This particular chapter of the marvel universe, like a lot of their films, not only does it target a young fan base. It also appeals to an older generation by giving a state of the art look while paying tribute to the past. Its a great combination. Look at this. Asgard is dead. Dont do that, it will bring death and pestilence death and pestilence . Just from doing this . Aah i give you your incredible yes jimmy see what im saying . All right. We are going to take a break. But lets go out to hollywood boulevard. Were going to play a game called which one doesnt belong. Now that family is a family for the most part, except one of those people, cousin sal. Sal yes, one of them. Jimmy does not belong, is not a part of the family. When we come back, i will try to guess which, and then that person will be orphaned, i guess. Well be right back to play which one doesnt belong. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] whoa youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. 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While they have no idea how the bat got in the bag, they do know the odds of this happening in florida were exactly 100 . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they didnt even have to trace it. They just knew. Maybe it wasnt a bat. Maybe it was a vampire in bat form. Maybe they killed dracula and should be celebrating. While were on the subject of flying creatures and death. This is the scene of a funeral where the diagram tick release of three white doves proved to be just as bad a decision as you might have expected it to be. For as the white dove, i too have been set free. Lift up your hearts and share with me. Got set you free. Here you go first. The holy trinity. Jimmy now its a holy duo, i guess. The lord works in mysterious ways. All right. Lets go out on the street. Were going to play this game. Okay. So one of the people in this lineup is pretending to be a member of that family. What my job is is to determine which person is the imposter, okay . And so sal, where is this family from . Do we know anything about them . Sal theyre from elmira, new york. I dont think that gives it away, but you can go from there. Jimmy most of these people are from elmira, new york. I suppose it could be coincidence they are all from there. Lets start with the dad. Mark, how are you . Fine. Jimmy you have the whole gang . The whole gang. Jimmy you love these kids . To death. Jimmy you love them all . Of course. Jimmy equally . Well, kind of. Jimmy okay. All right. Go through the ages of your kids. Run it down, real quick. All right. Valerie, 17. Hannah, 16. Jack, 15. Nolan, 8. Jimmy that was well done. Thank you. Jimmy nolan, what does your dad do for a living . Hes a dentist. Jimmy jack, how long has your dad been a dentist . I dont know. Jimmy see . You know what . I still dont know what my dad does, so im not ruling him out for that. [ laughter ] jack, does your dad ever look at your teeth . Yes. Jimmy and how do they look . They look pretty good. Sal beautiful braces. Jimmy did your dad put the braces on you . No, he didnt. Jimmy ah, now i know that jack is indeed a member of that family, because an orthodontist would have done that. Hannah, what about you . Do you have braces . Yes. Jimmy are you and jack twins . No. Jimmy are you related . Yes. Jimmy you love your brother . Yes. Jimmy give him a kiss. Just for the heck of it. Aw, look at that, how sweet. Lets see if jack turns red, watch his face. Jack is staying pretty white. Its a very white family we have here. Sal did it again. Jimmy i would say okay. Valerie has different colored hair than the whole rest of the group, which would make me think that its probably her, but that also could have been done just to throw me off. Valerie, what grade are you in . Im a senior. Jimmy do you like being in upstate new york . I love it. Jimmy what do you love about it . Nothing. I hate it. [ laughter ] jimmy huh. Im stumped. Well, maybe its could it be mark no. Maybe it is mark thats the father. Mark, im going to guess mark. You are not are you the imposter . No. Jimmy oh. All right. Well, if you are the imposter, raise your hand. Okay. I thought it might work, but it didnt. No. All right. We have jack. We have hannah. Nolan, im going to guess that you are the imposter. Yes. Jimmy you are the imposter . Wow. Very well done, nolan. Nolan, are you do you have a family . Are you a runaway . No, im not. Jimmy where are you from . Cottage grove, minnesota. Jimmy so you dont even know these people . Well, i dont know. Jimmy okay. Sal trying to get in on the free braces. Jimmy all right. Nolan, we have prizes for all of you. What do we have . Sal for the real family, we have a Gift Certificate to the sit letter. Jimmy thats beautiful. Sal for nolan, a unicycle. Jimmy how about that. All right. There you go. I dont know. I guess thats it. All right. I think i won. Did i win . I guess i didnt win. Guillermo, did i win . Guillermo no. Jimmy no, all right. We have a good show for you tonight. We have a very special show for you tonight. First of all, music from snakehips and mo. Not that thats not special but thats not what im talking about. From comedy central, tim robinson is here. John stamos and bob saget will be here to share memories of our friend don rickles when we come back so stick around. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by chegg, a smarter way to student. And a thing called love. Let me tell you bout the stars in the sk , a girl and a guy and the way they could kiss on a night like this lifes as big as you make it. Introducing the allnew seven seater volkswagen atlas and a thing called love. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea heres pepto bismol ah. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea oh, its actually. S your sfx short balloon squeal its ver. Sfx balloon squeals ok can we. 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[ cheers and applause ] my first guests tonight met in a make believe living room with a make believe family but their love is real and strong here to share some memories of our friend don rickles, please welcome john stamos and bob saget. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming. Its good to have you guys here. Ive been thinking about you guys. Been thinking about you. Your tribute was beautiful last week. Jimmy well, i was thinking about you guys and how close you were, i mean, really, like family with don. Which one of you did he like better . Lets just start with that. John . Do you think john was the favorite . Well, he called him stahmos, he never got his name right. John got close with him first. I think he took him back to an older time of show business when people were like john, handsome and smart, and didnt talk about show business. Talked about family. [ laughter ] thats why full house will never go off the air. Jimmy how did you meet don . I was at tonys taverna, a greek restaurant. I sat next to him. It was about 15 or 17 years ago. It was before his renaissance, his resurgence. It was interesting to sort of be by his side to watch him get the accolades he deserved. I think after the documentary, people saw hes still alive and still the funniest man on the planet. Jimmy thats a great opportunity to watch, mr. Warmth. It really covered his career, the beginning part of his career, which, you know, even, like, for me, i loved him on the tonight show. Youd see him in all these things. But i didnt know about all the stuff that preceded that. I became in love with him at 17 years old. I snuck into the latin casino in new jersey. I was underage. I got arrested. But i just loved him from the tonight show, and i loved him from anything he ever did, the roasts. His way of roasting was like nobody elses. It was not done mean spirited. He did it out of love, but when he was mean to you, it was like a privilege. It was like a gift. It really was. Jimmy a great not too many people youre thrilled when they Say Something mean to you. I cant really think of anyone else. But for every mean thing he said in his career, he said two nice things, and he loved you, jimmy. He loved you a lot. It made me jealous. Jimmy no, it did not. You guys were listen. I know you guys talked on the phone all the time. It was like a fatherly relationship. I didnt stay up late to watch him on carson, i was aware of him. But we started out talking about i never said he was like a father figure. That was for him to say. I tread lightly on those words, but we talked about that. He really wanted me to find a girl, and jimmy a woman. A woman. Yeah. He said stop dating teenagers. [ laughter ] he did. He told me the same thing. The problem is when he did that joke, he said 9yearolds. I was like, 9 . Why not 22 . He dated a 9yearold, thats sick. Thats not appropriate, right . Thats wrong, people, that is wrong. [ laughter ] jimmy but you made him so happy, because you didnt just find a woman. You found thousands of women. No. He was so happy. Jimmy women everywhere. Don would say he had a little clicker. For each one. No, he wouldnt, because it would have gotten a laugh. Jimmy i wont let you off the hook either. He was obsessed with you guys settling down. Yes. Jimmy he would always bust your balls about that. He was worried about bob. Rightfully so. What are we going to do with saget. Jimmy why do you say he was worried about bob . Look at him. [ laughter ] this is what he said about my comedy. I was actually this is going to be foul. Well, he would say that i would come out and id look like a jewish clark kent. He would tell this to his bob newhart and tim conway, his contemporaries. Bob newhart, best of friends. He would say you know what bob saget does in his act . What . He comes out like a jewish clark kent. Then he sings a song. And the monkey [ bleep ] the dog and the dog [ bleep ] the monkey and i said, don, i dont do that, i never said that. I inferred. No, he says and [ bleep ] john and [ bleep ] john and thats just true. Jimmy how many times between the two of you did you have dinner with don . A lot. When i first started hanging out with him, it was just me, don and barbara. Jimmy his wife. Beautiful wife who we send so much love to right now. And daughter mindy. A lot of love to that family. When you ask barbara or don, you say how are you . Hed say were fine. Barbara, how are you . Were fine. Jimmy and barbara knew every story. She couldnt care less. She would just push her glasses up. She takes off her bra and her head hits the sink. With her jewelry. The jewelry weighs her down in the pool. Jimmy i remember barbara would be having a conversation with my wife or whomever she was sitting next to, don would be telling the story, he would get stuck in a detail. You wouldnt think barbara would be listening and shed say, filling in it blanks. Sinatra. The sands. And well have another round. He would say johnny, give me that cookie, and she would say you cant have a cookie. Id give him the cookies. Then id stick him the bill and go home. I had a dinner story with him. John couldnt make it. He was busy dating a 9yearold. [ laughter ] by the way, the great thing was i finally met a beautiful woman i am madly in love with. Don got to meet her and approve her. He was crazy about her. Same thing with me, and its the same woman which is ironic. [ laughter ] but we both met women at the same time, and mine is actually a woman. So is yours. I mean what . I mean for my age. Im your senior. Ill tell you this briefly. Jimmy yeah, please. I wanted to tell this story. Were at dinner at craigs who emailed me and said please mention me on the air. So were at dinner there, and its barbara, don and me, or i, i dont know, i dont care. And they bring out these little hot dogs wrapped in dough. And i said, bring him the hot dogs wrapped in dough. He liked them. Hes eating one and she goes don, where did you get that. He goes where did i get it . Its a restaurant where did i get it . But i ordered it. Right . She gets up. Shes mad. She goes to the bathroom. To make him laugh, thats a big gift. This is one that ill always remember. So she gets up and goes to the bathroom, and i said you got to get out of this. And the man hit the table. And then he smacked me. Did he ever smack you in the face . Jimmy many times. He did it lovingly, too. He didnt love comics, but he he loved you two. Jimmy didnt like comics in general. Yeah. When i first started bringing bob around, i was like keep the comics away, but slowly he started to really love bob, and you could make him laugh. Which i loved watching. This was really hard for me. What you did the other night is how i feel now. 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Maybe this isnt what youre talking about but i knew a secret. We had the same audio video guy. All his passwords were hitler. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Yeah. A year ago we were at jimmy thats excellent. That is a good piece of trivia. Thats really easy to figure out. We were at a theater, and he performed. At that time he couldnt stand. And so he was in the chair. And we were all there. He got up one time in the act. One time. It was planned. And it was to goosestep. He stood up and he put the moustache on. This is a man, he spent all his energy to stand up and just to walk across the stage. For a joke. Just to goosestep and go jawol were you ever at a show where he did his act, and he said the asian person there and the mexican person, and the lights come up, there was no asian person. There was no well, he might have been there. Were you there, guillermo . Guillermo i was there. Yeah. I mean, he was the best. I have to say its been the highlight of my life to have spent time with him. Thats the truth. Jimmy you spoke to bob newhart today . I did. On the way here. I talked to him and i said, you know, youre it now. So were going to take you to dinner. Jimmy oh, thats a lot of pressure. And he said, im attracted to your wife jenny. And he said oh, thats an age difference. So we are going to take him to dinner. We have to find a new person. Well, Bob Newhart Jimmy don is already being replaced . I was emotional. On the way here. I need someone to take his place. Jimmy this is not American Idol or the voice. We can wait. What did you say the last time you talked to him . The last time i talked to him was i guess its so hard. Five weeks ago i called him and said, how are you feeling . And he said, what do i have to do to get you out of my life . That was it. So i did apparently have something to do with it. Jimmy he did a little one on one thing, not just with people he knew, but also with everyone he passed. I got so many messages on twitter and emails of people saying, like, i was a page standing in the hall at nbc, and he said wipe that stupid smile off your face. It was a nice little gift, something people could tell their families, a little story about don rickles. Its like the pope, you want to be touched on the head, and in this case, you want to be insulted by don as he walks by. I was thinking as we were Holding Hands getting ready to come out here, he wanted so bad to get a kennedy honor. Jimmy Kennedy Center honor. We should work on that. Jimmy he thought he had offended the Kennedy Family in the past. He said something to joe kennedy about hookers and handguns. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Joe kennedy has been dead for, what, how many years . Right. Jimmy like what, 70 years or something . We should try. Were you at the dinner the last time . He said, before i die, i hope i get one of those honors. Jimmy i have discussed it with him. He seemed certain but that would be a lovely thing. I emailed someone at the Kennedy Center. It was a random thing. You just go online. No, i emailed them because i did a roast of James Carville there. It would be a lovely thing. Do you have any other guests because, bob are you saying shut up . Jimmy no, no, were fine. I never thought wed be friends this long. [ laughter ] my god, the first four years we worked together, we werent besties. You were bringing all the hot women in the world to the show. You had a mullet. You were uncle jesse. I was a married guy in the palisades. I didnt know what the hell was going on. You were getting action all the time. I was trying to write jokes at night. You ar whiny jew. Jimmy you guys are going to be like the old guys on the muppets. I hope that happens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i hope so too. John stamos, bob saget, everybody. 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And then we started at comedy central. Jimmy thats exciting. To work with your friend. And you shoot it in detroit . Thats right. Jimmy is that a problem for you, shooting a show in your hometown . Because you have a very entanglements when you shoot somewhere where you live. For sure, to go home to work, sometimes your parents dont remember that, and theyre like, well, monday is your cousins birthday, so you got to go there. And your grandmas awfully mad at you. Man, i shouldnt have come home. Jimmy you might want to just shoot the exteriors there and put the rest in l. A. Like martin did. Jimmy yeah, right. Its a great idea, the show. You are ad executives. Very dumb ad executives. A lot of times theyll have one dumb guy and one smart guy. You did it differently. You have two very dumb guys who make local tv commercials. Yeah. Jimmy are these inspired by real local tv commercials in detroit . Absolutely. A lot of the ones weve done on the show are loose parodies, almost direct ripoffs of ones that really exist. Jimmy its hard to make them funnier than they really are. It really is. Jimmy i love local tv commercials. Thats my thing. Thats the best, yeah. Jimmy detroit has good ones . Has the best. Jimmy what are some of the good ones . One parody, d. O. C. , its an eyeglass store. The owner of us used to dance in the commercials. And people kind of liked the dancing, and he was like yeah, the dancing is sexy. Well call him sexy specs from now on. His commercials were hed go around the town dancing saying sexy specs we did a parody called hunky specs. When people found out it was real they were like, oh, man, that guy jimmy do you ever hear from any of these guys . I think that guy is too proud to reach out. Jimmy is that right . I think hes too proud. Jimmy you did something you gave us a vision i never thought i would see. Rick mahorn, who is not just a member of the bad boys of the detroit pistons, maybe the baddest of the bad boys. Him and laimbeer. Jimmy laimbeer, you got the idea if they were prison mates he would definitely come out on top. Yeah, thats interesting, yeah. Interesting to think of. Jimmy trust me, ive given this a lot of thought. You got him in a commercial. Yeah. Jimmy you do this ridiculous commercial. Yeah. Well, hes like so the character he plays tomorrow night is based on a real detroit commercial called mel farr, superstar. Hes a guy who played for the lions but then he had a car dealership in detroit. He wore a cape and would be like come on down for a farr better deal and hed fake fly off, because he was a superhero. So we did a quick rick may horn in dearborn, and hes a superhero too. Jimmy had rick acted before . Was this his first he had done other commercials before. And when we called him to do it, we were so nervous. I grew up watching him. And i loved him. So i was nervous to pitch to him and stuff and be like this is what it is. At first i was like youre still in detroit. Right . There was a long pause and he was like, 24 7, baby. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy so thats a yes . Yeah. And then even onset, you know. Wed we made him wear some outfits and stuff. I dont want to ruin it, but hed obset and hed be performing in these crazy costumes. Theyd call cut, and hed come over and be like im going to find out what bar you guys hang out at and beat your asses. Lav [ laughter ] and then he would go back and do it. Jimmy when you were working with him, did he feel comfortable as an actor . I think we have a still photograph of him in his costume, right . Yeah. Did he take this outfit home . He brought it with him. Jimmy he is going to beat your ass when he gets home. [ laughter ] i know. Jimmy are there other local commercials you have your eye on or have you done them all . How does it work . Theres definitely other ones we havent hit that wed like to try to hit next season. Theres one, its an awesome store, mr. Allens. Its clothing and shoes and stuff. But back when i was a kid, they had this deal that was 29 or two for 50. And then you could get these things for that. But to show it, they had an animated man pop in. It was little animation, but we would come in and be like these boots, 29 or two for 50 we want to get him in there sometime. Jimmy youve got to get that guy in there. Hes the best. Jimmy i understand hes there 24 7. Thats mahorn. Jimmy i got it mixed up. Congratulations on the show. You picked up for a second season. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the Season Finale detroiters airs tomorrow night at 10 30 on comedy central. And we shall return with music with snakehips and mo dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Codogs just wont quit. neither does frontline. Thats why theres frontline gold. 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Jimmy i want to thank john stamos, bob saget, tim robinson, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, here with the song dont leav snakehips and mo you know me now and then im a mess please dont hold that against me im a girl with a temper and heat i know i can be crazy but im not just a messup, im the messup you need i dont hear nobody when you focus on me perfectly imperfect, yeah i hope that you see tell me you see cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get my stuff together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me in a room full of people with you i dont see anybody else, no when we fight and youre right so sorry i make it just so difficult but im not just a up im the mess up you love we aint like nobody else tell me so what perfectly imperfect yeah, baby, thats us baby, thats us cause i know that youve been thinking bout it dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better sitting in the living room you look at me i stare at you i see the doubt i see the love i have and it is all for you let me wrap myself around you, baby let me tell you you are everything you are losing my words i dont know where to start but baby dont leave me shut your mind off and let your heart hear me i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better dont leave shut your mind off and let your heart breathe you dont need to be worried i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better there aint nobody gonna love you better than me dont go what we have here is irreplaceable no, i wont trade this for nothing i may not ever get myself together but aint nobody gonna love you better than me, yeah love you better than me note love you better than me this is nightline. 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