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they say that s like 70 krispy kremes. [ burping noise ] didn t gain a pound. probably didn t. not very mature around here. it is friday. something you can t eat. good old-fashioned phone book. you remember that, put the big brick phone book. throw it on your lawn. now called the internet. now called the internet. blackberry, iphone. what have you. they re doing away with that. no more phone books. all digital. even when they re new they smelled old. took up space. doorstoppers. time for your polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants so grab your world news now mug and everybody dance
duh, grape. creamy or creamy, duh. really? you like chunky? i like the all-natural and i like raspberry jam. i ll give you raspberry. there s nothing like the classic. you should see the staffers lined up to eat these sandwiches. come over here. you can tell it s a recession. come get a sandwich. come on out. let s polka. of course, it s friday. oh, my god. oh, my god, what is this? april fool s! politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news now mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal do the world news polka
she now had to go to court and pay $120,000 bail and could face nine years in jail for fraud. oh, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. don t do that. yeah, well, good luck getting in shape in jail. from the chicago tribune, a clinic in west des moines advertising for men to do something special during march madness, get a vasectomy. they say if you get it on thursday and friday, you can recuperate all weekend by watching the games. i m not quite sure i d take that advice. there s things i d much rather do on the weekend like listen to the world news polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants
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