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we will open it up to questions. have you ever done that? i will tell you this, man, don t trust open microphones. have learned nothing from robert durst. this kid is screwed. if i did that to either of you i would be at abc human resources by the end of the show. forever on he learned a big lesson. and we don t have time for the second ones. we have tom here today. now we have the polka. oh, polka. hey, news got you down. come on, let s polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal
it is a girl s tumblr page. there you see it. the initial picture. two girls trying to look cute. in between them, if you can t see it, is an eight-legged little friend who s come to pay a visit. that s a big friend. they keep snapping. selfie turns in to oh, my god, get me away of course it is going viral because it s so wonderful. christy middleton and jara townsend. one more selfie with the other girl. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka scraps and filler from the day as long as we don t have to pay that s the world news polka. it s late at night and you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal do the world news polka
two girls trying to look cute. in between them, if you can t see it, is an eight-legged little friend who s come to pay a visit. that s a big friend. they keep snapping. selfie turns into oh, my god, get me away of course it is going viral because it s so wonderful. christy middleton and jara townsend. one more selfie with the other girl. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka scraps and filler from the day as long as we don t have to pay that s the world news polka. it s late at night and you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every
backyard swimming pools in a australia is a different ball game. something got in there a kangaroo and it was tough to get him out. they had to tranquilize him. he was drowning basically and he they rescued him and the kangaroo, got in that pool there and now he s doing fine. they tranquilized him and he s good. good to go. polka time. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants grab your world news mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal do the world news polka ukulele masters