And hes Battle Tested because hes already waged allout war with chrissy teigen. Whos the pussyassed bitch now . cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert stephen welcomes Tom Hiddleston and marie osmond, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo come on welcome one and all, down here, up there, hey, everybody welcome so happy to see you. Welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff theres big doins is what there is. I mean, the wheel keeps on turning. On saturday, a major Oil Processing facility in saudi arabia was knocked out by drone strikes. Responsibility was immediately taken by Houthi Rebels. Also known as houthi and the blowup bleep . laughter its the translation. now, these Houthi Rebels are in yemen, so, were going to bomb iran. laughter or
Is there was a donald trump dumb enough to do that and it wasnt this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] President Trump attended the u. S. Womens open Golf Tournament this weekend, so just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans are trying to add a provision to their healthcare bill that would allow companies to offer low cost reduced coverage plans, which critics are calling junk insurance. Ill take some junk insurance. Said dudes who wear really tight biking shorts. [ laughter and applause ] can never be too safe with the junk. President trump recently had his First Official meeting with russian president vladimir putin, at the g20 summit in germany that lasted over two hours. Which makes sense,
And the hardest part to believe is there was a donald trump dumb enough to do that and it wasnt this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like it would be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] President Trump attended the u. S. Womens open Golf Tournament this weekend. So just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans are trying to add a provision to their healthcare bill that would allow companies to offer low cost reduced coverage plans, which critics are calling junk insurance. Ill take some junk insurance, said dudes who wear really tight biking shorts. [ laughter and applause ] can never can never be too safe with the junk. Scientists were recently able to create a miniature human heart by injecting human cells into a rat heart. And im feeling so much bet
Enough to do that and it wasnt this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like it would be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] President Trump attended the u. S. Womens open Golf Tournament this weekend. So just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughter ] Senate Republicans are trying to add a provision to their healthcare bill that would allow companies to offer low cost reduced coverage plans, which critics are calling junk insurance. Ill take some junk insurance, said dudes who wear really tight biking shorts. [ laughter and applause ] can never can never be too safe with the junk. Scientists were recently able to create a miniature human heart by injecting human cells into a rat heart. And im feeling so much better now, said the patient. [ laughter and applause ] i am so so h
People love joy reed because joy reed had, i dont know, maybe double the audience that eric trump had talk together people. Joy reed, highest rated hour on cable news last night because people love joy reed. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, lawrence. Sorry, sean. Thanks, lawrence. Thank one joy. Have a great show. Thank you. Bye. The debt ceiling is back. Today come back. So republicans will once again bring the economy of the United States and the world to the edge of collapse and maybe this time over the edge. In a situation like that, so nice to have a coherent president to understand the worldwide stakes involved in the u. S. Debt ceiling. But we dont. We have someone who needs the kids at his side to try desperately to keep him coherent. But Jared Kushner and ivanka trump, even though they in the white house everyday, cannot make him a coherent president. The president was not involved in the statement and did not issue the statement. It came from donald trump jr. The president w