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First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
Devastated by Hurricane Helene as the former president is trashing the current president for something, trump himself. Actually did also tonight, move over Reggie Jackson because mr. October is here. Barack obama set to hit the trail for Kamala Harris, kicking off his Campaign Blitz in the Mustwin State Pennsylvania and oklahoma is looking to buy a bible for every classroom, but not just any bible, one with very specific requirements actually, that only seem to describe the one trump is selling im Kaitlan Collins and this is the source stormravaged Georgia Today and almost immediately began lying about the federal Governments Response to Hurricane Helene, the deadliest storm to hit the united states, mainland since Hurricane Katrina as the southeast is still reeling from the deaths of 218 people at least. And a measurable destruction. The former president falsely claimed there isnt enough money for Hurricane Relief its been a terrible response from the White House. Theyre missing 1 tha
Fredricka whitfield. We begin on the president ial campaign trail. Now, just about a month away from the election and both campaigns meeting with voters in key Battleground States during this final critical stretch of the race, voting already underway across several states and poll show Vice President Kamala Harris and former Presint Donald Trump locked in a dead heat their campaigns now navigating several big News Stories that could shape the outcome of this election from the war. In the Middle East to the devastating aftermath of helene the surprising jobs report more on all of that coming up. But but today the former president is returning to the scene of his first Assassination Attempt in battleground, pennsylvania, trump is set to hold a rally in just a few hours from now in butler. Thats in the western part of the state. He narrowly survived and attempt on his life, as you recall, on july 13, at that location, the exact one as a matter of fact, when a gunman opened fire and a bul
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