And she just yelled read the transcript. The democrats are slowly building their case against the president , brick by brick. Today mexico even offered to pay for the bricks. We got a full day of live, televised testimony from thrsom officials. If these impeachment proceedings have taught me anything, theres no sentence more depressing than the chair now recognizes devin nunes. He has a look on his face like a kid whose mom just dragged him across the schoolyard in front of his friends. Kn nunez used his time to lash out at the media, calling them puppets of the democratic party, so for someone who has their fist so far up the butt theyre bumping his knuckles. We were watching i was concerned by the call. What i heard was inappropriate. And i forwarded my concerns to mr. Eisenberg. Hey i need help in here yes, sir. Beat up the tv. Yeah. Kick its jimmy you know what . I tell you, in fairness, we did the same thing when arnold hosted the apprentice. We heard from trumps former special en
Lot of his supporters well, guesswhat . Yesterday tweety gonlez out hisrange thumbs andheidt ag. This time he attacked a woman who works for mike pence currently. Her name is jennifer williams. Shes a special adviser to the Vice President. She was also listening in on trumps now infamous call with the president of ukraine. There were more people on this call than there were at his inauguration. [ laughter ] so in her closed door testimony williams says trump specifically mentioned the name of the Ukrainian Company hunter biden worked for. Its called burisma. But that was omitted from the transcript the white house released. You know the one the president keeps telling us to read. Well, turns out maybe that transcript has been sanitized for his protection. Trump of course as soon as he heard this went right on the attack. He called this woman who works, again, for his Vice President , a never trumper. [ laughter ] its like calling the hamburglar a vegetarian. Its ridiculous. She is sche
Donald trump claims he didnt watch the hearings yesterday. And yet even though he didnt watch, this morning at 6 54 a. M. He wrote, representative radcliff asked the two star witnesses, where is the impeachable offenses. That would be the end of the case run by normal people, but not shifty, shifty is what he calls adam shift, but i guess hes not a normal person. You know normal, like the person who asks a porn star to spank him. A normal person. Like you, guillermo. Ngs that yothank you, jimmy,. Jimmy and after weeks of demanding to know the whistleblowers identity, he tweeted wheres the fake whistleblower . Is the whistle itself not real . We dont know. Neither of us know. He puts the word fake in front of everything now. Everything is fake except for his tan, thats real. Which might be the case [cheers and applause] my favorite headline of the day today. Frustrated trump allies urge him to stop talking about himself. Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. While youre at it, try to urge him
Campaigned with Hillary Clinton today. Hillary, are you sure thats a good idea . Thats like simon trying to get garfunkle elected because when you stand next to trump, people think, i cant wait to vote for hillary. When you stand next to michelle, they think, youre blocking our view of michelle. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. [ applause ] michle trail today. Said michelle, fine, ill go, but im not wearing the necklace. [ laughter and applause ] russian president Vladimir Putin praised donald trump today and said that trump has done a good job of energizing American Voters tired of the elites. Whats more amazing is he said it at a trump rally. [ laughter and applause ] putin dismissed the notion that russias attempting to influencing our election, sort of Banana Republic . No, id say were more like a t. J. Maxx the day after black friday. [ laughter and applause ] id say thats where were at right now. Donald Trump Campaigned in North Carolina yesterday where he laid out his new
North carolina yesterday where he laid out his new deal for black america. When asked what black america was, he said, havent decided, but probably off the coast somewhere. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience ohs ] i said i havent decided. Why are you groaning . [ laughter ] a new poll has found that while obamacare premiums are set to rise next year, healthcare is not one of the pressing issues on voters minds this election. Then again, that poll was taken on the side of a chipotle bag. Yesterday was Hillary Clintons 69th birthday, which means she probably spent today going through her facebook wall to read all of the birthday messages from friends and family. Lets check it out. Okay, ben posted, happy birthday, hillary. Janet posted, you rock, hills. Lets see who else wished her a happy birthday. Lets see. Clinton aide huma abedin posted, dont tell my husband about this website. [ laughter ] president barack obama posted, party at my place, and dont try to move any of your stuff in