America, reggie filsamie. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 586, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Welcome. Thank you so much. Please enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] a great show we have. First, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big, on the today show this morning, Time Magazine announced that donald trump is its person of the year. [ audience groans ] [ cheers ] then al roker said, now lets check out the protests happening in your neck of the woods. [ laughter and applause ] get this, there are reports that trump will be getting a a goldendoodle puppy when he takes office. [ light laughter ] and this is very interesting. To teach it how to beg and roll over, they actually brought in mitt romney. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that amazing . Steve really .
America, reggie filsamie. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 586, michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about right there. Welcome. Thank you so much. Please enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] first, heres what people are talking about. This is pretty big, on the today show this morning, Time Magazine announced that donald trump is its person of the year. [ audience groans ] [ cheers ] then al roker said, now lets check out the protests happening in your neck of the woods. [ laughter and applause ] get this, there are reports that trump will be getting a a goldendoodle puppy when he takes office. [ light laughter ] and this is very interesting mitt romney. [ laughter and applause ] isnt that amazing . Steve really . Wow. Jimmy you wouldnt think that hes steve multitalented. Jimmy well, listen
Trumps private country club. 350,000 for the private jet. 72,000 on trump tower. 35,000 on trumps florida golf courses and another 29,000 on another Trump Florida golf club. Perfect sense, people thats all this is. Its a Money Laundering scam. A Money Laundering scam in a president ial campaign which appears to be a human shapes piece of Hickory Smoked bacon. Thats all. My favorite expenditure was this. 201,000 on hats . [laughing] [cheers and applause] trevor 200,000 on hats. Yes even free landers are like what, thats so much money. Its weird. Trump supporters dont need to wear hats. Where are they putting it on top of the sheet . Come on, people. Now to the big news out of washington yesterday. The senate voted on four different gun control amendments and all blocked. Amendment rom senator grassley isnt even a half measure. Its a political stunt. There is nothing in the feinstein amendment that would of prevented the orlando shooting from occurring. Each has flaws im concerned about.
[ cheers and applause ] i made that pussy dry mojave trying to. Like they do in a r b song yeah usher make it sound so easy i hear you begging, please me but something always goes wrong trying to. Like they do in an r b song just kiss me, okay . [ both laugh ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you for tuning in. Our guest tonight tavis smiley is joining us everybody. First breaking news or broke news. Trouble for the trump campaign. A staggering lack of cash. Despite bringing in nearly 5 million. He ended the month with nearly a Million Dollars in the bank. Yes it turns out a guys whose businesses have bankrupt four times is less than amazement in managing money. The more amazing the expenses. He wrote checks for 423,000 to trumps private country club. 350,000 for the private jet. 72,000 on trump tower. 35,000 on trumps fl
Whose businesses have bankrupt four times is less than amazement in managing money. The more amazing the expenses. He wrote checks for 423,000 to trumps private country club. 350,000 for the private jet. 72,000 on trump tower. 35,000 on trumps florida golf courses and another 29,000 on another Trump Florida golf club. Perfect sense, people thats all this is. Its a Money Laundering scam. A Money Laundering scam in a president ial campaign which appears to be a human shapes piece of Hickory Smoked bacon. Thats all. My favorite expenditure was this. 201,000 on hats . [laughing] [cheers and applause] trevor 200,000 on hats. Yes even free landers are like what, thats so much money. Its weird. Trump supporters dont need to wear hats. Where are they putting it on top of the sheet . Come on, people. Now to the big news out of washington yesterday. The senate voted on four different gun control amendments and all blocked. Amendment rom senator grassley isnt even a half measure. Its a political