[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
service in the female. those frozen pizza rolls at a. not to mention the backrub i just gave him in my office. larry, how about shaving once i a while? when i sit close to you this is what happens 50 get the mechanism is overpowering. inflation is bad, prices are still up 10 percent from last year with dallas, the twin cities in baltimore suffering the biggest increases. it so bad in texas that fort worth is no fort worth less. it so bad in dallas that gallon hat now holds only eight. the twin cities added a third cities to cover that. in baltimore, baltimore sucks. does it matter? but how bad is it across-the-board? have you had breakfast lately? at bed-and-breakfast a cost mor for the eggs benedict than for the bed. couples are saving up for a weekend getaway to denny s. after witnessing high egg prices , americans are opting to raise there own chickens to avoid the pain in the wallet freight i m sitting on threet nest in my office alone. for a variety of reasons. the price
cook a rare steak in a dishwasher cycle, want to have to two hours. [laughter] also i watch the video he then put it in your vacuum sealer. i don t have a vacuum sealer. is this a thing everyone has? greg: you don t have it? maybe that is why you are single. if you had a vacuum, you would have a great lady. asparagus. i would be returning everything. i would be putting it is brand-new. greg: it is brand-new. you know, like people who come up with hacks but you know what i did. are used to keep my underwear in the toaster oven. that is a topic from i keep my intern s kidney in my fridge. know what the problem is? this is about no gas burners. that is what this is based off of. you got to use your dishwasher because you can t be electric or some such. you can t even get a good flushing toilet. greg: tell me about it. you can t get a good strong shower head. you have to read these
stake in the dishwasher putting it and is healed elastic bag an doesn t matter how he could sit as long as it s quick? to get this is interesting, right? but it takes, eight minutes to take a rare steak in a dishwasher cycle is one half-to hours great he said then just put it in your vacuum sealer. don t have a vacuum sealer. is that something everyone has? you don t have one? i don t frickey keep maybe that is why you are single. he would be returning everything . taking it to this story. it s brand-new. get what you make of this? i like people who come up with tax. i used to keep my underwear and the room. you know what my problem is? me. first of all, this is about no if got to use your dishwashe
question? number one question we get year after year, how do i go about thawing my turkey. we ve heard the electric blanket. we ve heard the dishwasher cycle. we get the phone call. the dad had to multi-task. he was going to bathe his toddler twins. he decided to throw that turkey in alongside the bathtub. he was going to throw out the turkey, bathe his twins all in one shot. we have heard it all. so i m frying my turkey. i fry the turkey every year. delicious. yes, yes. and i always forget you would think by now i would have written it down. how long do i fry per pound? it s about three and a half to four minutes per pound. it s definitely a faster method and it is quite delicious. i agree with you. and internal temperature. what do we recommend for turkey? good question. 180 thigh, 175 breast. do you enjoy the stuffing? require personally am. personal preference. a lot of people stuff the turkey, put the stuffing inside the turkey. a lot of people will cook it along