love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
fleabag: i m not obsessed with sex. i just can t stop thinking about it. dan levy: sexuality has come a long way in sitcom history. larry: can you donate a penis to a person who s transitioning? michael gross: laughter is a great way to deal with a very tricky world. george: daddy horny, michael elizabeth meriwether: sitcoms talk about sex. claire: my underwear. phil: my god. elizabeth meriwether: and about relationships. issa: i m breaking up with him tonight. margaret cho: these shows changed the way that we think about sexuality. man: for god s sake ellen, tell them you re gay! adrienne barbeau: you re talking about gay rights. you re talking about women s rights. dan levy: gender diversity. isabella gomez: dismantling the patriarchy. barry livingston: you know, sexual revolution. samantha: so, i m officially out of men to [bleep] i have to get married or move. adrienne barbeau: but if you can make them laugh, then maybe we ll watch it again. dre: anything and everything
as soon as somebody falls in love, they lose their erection. reporter: flea bag is intim mate and raunchy. he made me come 9 times. honestly? she wanted to experience the craziness of what she s involved in. she s looking at the camera, having sex with some guy she really doesn t care about. he s wasting me. flea bag was just saying and putting out there what we were all thinking, right, who didn t fantasize about obama. she was just being honest. we re gonna have sex, aren t we? she slept with a priest? yeah. ooh, that s intimate fascinating to track the evolution of female sexuality in the sitcom because you start off with beds that had to be separate, you couldn t say the word pregnant. a lot of sex outside marriage. fast-forward to now when we celebrate love and we ll give you an award for it.
she wanted you to experience the craziness of what she s involved in. she s looking at the camera. she s having sex with some guy she really doesn t care about. he s wasting me. fleabag was just saying and putting out there what we all were thinking. right? who didn t fantasize about obama? she was just being honest. we re going to have sex, aren t we? she slept with a priest. yeah. ooh. that s intimate. it s fascinating to track the evolution of female sexuality in the sitcom, because you start off with beds that had to be separate. you couldn t say the word pregnant. i ve had a lot of sex outside of marriage. fast forward to now when we celebrate it, love it, and we ll give you an award for it. here we go. pivot! pivot! pivot! pivot! shut up! shut up! shut up! i feel like we get to know