England patriots made what turned out to be the biggest comeback in super bowl history to beat the Atlanta Falcons in overtime last night. [ cheers and applause ] who doesnt like to see the overdogs win . You know . Great sorry. Just like the election. A rich white guy married to a model from another country who seemingly had no chance of winning actually did win. The falcons were up 213 at halftime. And then lady gaga got the patriots all fired up and they came out and that comeback really was [ cheers and applause ] i am now 100 convinced that tom brady is one of those west world robots. More than 111 million americans watched the game, the fourth most watched Television Broadcast of alltime. Advertisers paid more than 5 million for a 30second commercial which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. [ laughter ] isnt running an ad for avocados on super bowl sunday too late . Its the one day of the year were already eating avocados. Like running a commercial for turkey during thanksgiving dinner, its there. Football season is over too. Even if you were to go, i think ill run to the store, grab after caud des, think wont be ripe for three or four days. If youre lucky youll be able to eat them on wednesday during blackish. I feel like mexico baut that ad time to say, its not that we dont have the money for the wall, were just not giving to it you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wed rather waste that money on a commercial for dip you will make maybe twice a year. In boston Patriots Fans reacts with exactly the dignified, lowkey reaction youd expect. Oh my god obviously speechless right now. Yeah this is what its like right now, absolutely electric. Im being mobbed right now, back to you guys. Jimmy that reporter is still missing, by wathe way. Because the game seemed to be at an end quhtd falcons were up 283, a lot of Patriots Fans hit the road. Mark wahlberg whos from boston is getting abuse because he was at the game in houston, he left furg the fourth quarter. He said, i had to leave the game early because my youngest son wasnt feeling well, trust me, i would have loved to be on the stadium, family first, doesnt mean i dont love my patriots too. Let me tell you something. My dad is a giants fan. Not even a huge fan. Fy made him leave the super bowl and miss the giants comeback because i was sick . I would have been forced to grow up in the parking lot of that stadium. [ laughter ] this is a true story. When i was Junior High School i threw up in class all over myself and my mother wasnt home. They had to call my father to pick me up. He had a new car. A dodge marada. He pulls up, takes one look at me, wouldnt let me in the car. He made me take off my clothes and put them in the trunk. And i rode home in my wou underpants. I would like Mark Wahlberg to adopt me. Mark wahlberg wasnt the only notable bostian to bail on the game. I watched the game at my friend adams place with our announcer dicky, whats that band youre in the squirrel nut zippers . Dicky no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the mighty the tiny tiny dicky they still exist. Jimmy youre still in the band . Dicky the mighty mighty bostones. Jimmy oh, thank you. Right, right. Bostone, boston. Dicky gave up on his beloved patriots and 11 the party. Explain yourself. Dicky when i heard about Mark Wahlbergs son, i couldnt deal with it. Jimmy you were so upset. Dicky i left a warehouse in glendale, california, i did not leave the game in houston. Jimmy youre right, youre right. Dicky id do it again because the patriots won. Jimmy well, you know what dicky i credit myself. Jimmy thats a good way of spinning it. Dicky thank you. Jimmy last night tom bradys jersey went missing. The jersey tom brady wore during the game, he stuffed it in his bag, when he was collecting his stuff, it was not in the bag anymore, its gone. The game was in houston. So the Lieutenant Governor of texas today asked the texas rangers, the real texas rangers, not the baseball team, to help the Houston Police department find tom bradys jersey. For real. Its only a matter of time before President Trump calls the National Guard in on this. [ laughter ] this is true, the Lieutenant Governor said it is important that history does not record that this jersey was stole anyone texas. It is . Okay. Its not exactly the kennedy assassination. So now theyre out looking for it. Lets try to figure this out. Mark wahlberg left early, so he didnt steal it. Maybe it was the equipment manager brady blamed for deflating those footballs. I hope it was him because he deserves that 500,000 or whatever the hell theyre going to get for it. This might have been my favorite part of the broadcast. After the game, a former new england patriot, the great willie mcginest, paraded the lombardi trophy around, and added some very colorful commentary. It reminded us the super bowl is still a Live Television event. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] im kissing that baby [ cheers and applause ] kiss that baby [ bleep ] jimmy got it. A new record. So the mfvp of the game. This is a crazy 24 hours for the players. They go out all night after the game drinking and celebrating, then get up early the next morning to do interviews. This is Sports Center this morning where patriots tight end Martellus Bennett did his best to keep it together. Martellus bennett, good morning and congratulations. Good morning. How are you feeling this morning . What was the celebration like . Feeling like a champion. You know, i dont know i never knew how champions really felt. But this morning i woke up and i felt like a champion. So this is how a champion feels. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was wondering how a champion feels. Thank you for martelling us, martell martellus. Martellus said if the team is invited to the white house, which is traditionally how it goes, he wont show up. That will be interesting. I cant wait for the day the patriots go to the white house. Trump clinging on to tom brady like a bachelor contestant on a group date. Brady trying to take one step out of frame so he can keep those endorsement deals from uggs going. Trump tweeted congratulations last night. What an amazing comeback and win by the patriots. Total winners, wow. I think coach b. What is he settled on instead of trying to spell belichick. Trump left early, the president left his own party in the Third Quarter and missed the comeback. He watched the super bowl from what he now calls the winter white house, the maralago resort he owns in palm beach. Thats him during the game enjoying it, full suit and tie, just like the regular joes he represents. Look at that party, like a wedding at the hilton by the airport. [ laughter ] my favorite part, widen out, his table is sectioned off with velvet rope. [ laughter ] hes even protecting the borders of his dinner. [ laughter ] we have a very strong show. From la la land, nominated for 14 academy awards, they are total winners, wow. Oscar nominee for outstanding female in a leading role, emma stone is with us. La la land, if you havent seen la la land, a film that paints a picture of a magical hollywood in which there are no crackedout spongebob impersonators urinating on our studio. From the new England PatriotsDanny Amendola is here. He had a huge touchdown. Not only is danny here, this is very exciting. We have a surprise guest. Dannys teammate ask probably the most beloved patriot of all of them, were very, very honored hes here tonight, could have gone anywhere but i got a call late last night, he flew out here from houston, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man who engineered the greatest comeback in football history, fivetime super bowl champ yorp, last nights mvp, number 12, tom brady, everyone [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome. Tom brady [ cheers and applause ] here he is thank you. Jimmy its great to have you here. How are you feeling right now . Feel great, like im going to disneyland. Jimmy of the five titles you won, theyre all special im sure. Was this one the most satisfying after all that happened this year with the deflategate and all that kind of stuff . No, its great, im not focused on the past. Im happy for my teammates. Im happy for boston. Im just mostly happy to be here on the show. [ cheers and applause ] im on the show this is happening, im on the jimmy kimmel show right now jimmy i see youve got your jersey back. Why are you still in uniform by the way . I just havent had time to change. [ laughter ] because ive been fired up, ive been fired up [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i just you know, i kind of dont ever want to take it off. Jimmy take your helmet off. No, its my lucky helmet, im not going to take it off. Just so much success here jimmy id love it if you can take that helmet off. No, im going to leave it. Everyone wants to see [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i did it yes i did it hey, if im not on the show, if im not on the show right now, where am i . Im on the show [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre not on the show. Touchdown jimmy it is not a touchdown. Its a touchdown i won the super bowl and i won your stupid show jimmy you did not win the show because youre not on the couch and the couch isnt even out here. Unless youre on the couch, youre not a guest on the show. Thats not the rule. Jimmy guillermo, do you want to do something about this . We have an intruder here. Sign that, mr. Tom brady. Jimmy thats not tom brady. Can we please get him out of here . Guillermo okay, buddy, lets go, the shows over. Jimmy take your stupid helmet with you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your balls are flat he needs mental help because thats not normal. All right. Were going to take a break, get settled here. We have a new etch side of the bachelor to dissect. Im so sorry that happened. Stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] todays the day oh look creepy gloves for my feet. See when i was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. And does it come in a california king . Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right . Im gonna buy them. Boom. Ill take them. Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express you get cash back on purchases. 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Back to you, jimmy. Jimmy its not a win. It was a win, jimmy. Jimmy its not a win. Definitely a win. Jimmy he was not a guest on the show, not a guest. Yes, i was totally a guest jimmy god loves me a lot by the way. That champagne was supposed to be for emma stone, you jerk. Whoo yes jimmy more importantly, tonight on abc we had a new episode of the bachelor which is like the super bowl but with more brain damage. [ laughter ] there was plenty of crazy on this show. One of the women, jasmine, was very upset she didnt get a oneonone date, kept complaining about it. Im not a relationship expert. Quite the opposite, you might say. But maybe if you want to spend time alone with a guy, dont do this. I want to punch him in the face i like him so much but i want to choke him right now. I just want to put your ass down and be like, oh it makes me upset. I want to choke you so bad. Okay. Kind of choky. Whats the name for it . Choky. Do you want me to show you . No not even a little. No girls ever did that to you . No. Okay, great, ill be the first. You want to do it right now . No. [ laughter ] jimmy is choky a thing . I mean is it like ill give you a choky, if that doesnt work, you get a stabby . How does it go . [ laughter ] then he sent jasmine home. And tonights two on one date was with whitney and danielle l. He sent both of them home too, which as shame because i picked danielle l. To make my final four already what i didnt know then was how much she likes to say the word like. Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I dont know like what his concerns could be and like why this wouldnt work out. Jimmy thats more likes than like instagram. Thats a lot of nicks sent a lot of women home. At the end of the episode he threatened to eliminate himself. Nick got very emotional on this show. He told the women hes not sure he can keep doing when. I bet he can. [ laughter ] i have a feeling. I just have a feeling that he can and will. But if you think about it, the bachelor, its kind of a bum letter are you you start off with 30 beautiful women fawning all over you, then keep sending them home until youre stuck with just one of them. Its counter intuitive, it should go other way, you know what im saying . [ cheers and applause ] if its a game show it would be anyway. Were down to six. Including the major villain this season, corinne, who for whatever reason is still around. Everyone hates corinne, shes a 24yearold rich girl with a nanny. But tonight we witnessed the emergence of a new villain, a particularly crafty contestant who flew under the radar for a while. Now she has all the other women united against her. Theefl hell send this monster home. I hope nick will send her home tonight. Its not for me to judge what those women believe. Ive not talked to them, ive talked to him. A physical connection is all she is. I dont like her. Nobody likes her. Thats good, i like being the underdog. Shes super aggressive and she has no remorse. Shes just a big, mean swamp monster. No, thats just flatout false. Shes very calculated and analytical. Shes totally comfortable with just lying straight to his face. The alternative facts. You were flatout lied to today. Alternative facts. Make America Great again. Make america clean again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes got to go next week. Tonight on the show, music from muna. From the super bowl champion new England Patriots, Danny Amendola is here. Be right back with emma stone dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by intuit turbotax. Watch tomorrow night to see the continuing tax adventures of Humpty Dumpty. Modern life deserves a modern way to pay. And well end up in venice. Oh. Venice. Lets get the check. Nope i got it. You can use it online and whats with this one . And on your phone. Taking care of the check. Its all masterpassed. First impressions. 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Its only emission is water. Toyota. Lets go places. [crying] ahhhhhhhhhh the price you see is the price you pay, unlike cable. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, hes a super bowl champion, from the new England Patriots, wide receiver and hero of last nights game, Danny Amendola is here. He had a touchdown last night and the gametying two point conversion. [ cheers and applause ] they had a party then he got on a plane, flew here and flies all the way back to boston for the parade tomorrow morning. Thats what they should make the losers do. The winners should get to sleep. You win the game, you get punished, amazing. Then, this is their new album, its called about u, music from muna. [ cheers and applause ] this is not quite a choky but its very close to a choky. [ laughter ] tomorrow night, will arnett will be here, Gabrielle Union will join us, and well have music from charli xcx. And later this week, zach galifianakis, kerry washington, sean hayes and music from norah jones and alicia keys. Please join us for all that. Our first guest is so good at her job, they give her awards just for doing it. She is a Tour De Force with a fresh new oscar nomination to prove it. Her big hit musical la la lan is in theaters now. Please welcome, emma stone. [ cheers and applause ] whoa. [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow. Jimmy you see . Theyre excited to see a real celebrity instead of what they had to see in the monologue. How are you . Congratulations by the way. Thank you very much. Jimmy oscar nomination, very well deserved. You did a a really great job, i thought it was fantastic. Now did you watch the super bowl by the way . Is that something thats on your radar . I watched it was on. For sure. For sure. And i paid attention to it. Jimmy uhhuh, okay. Sometimes. Especially that overtime. Jimmy its the oscars of football, really in a way. Yes, it is. Jimmy in a way the oscars are like the super bowl of acting. Its so nice how they both complement each other. Jimmy in a way youre the starting quarterback in the super bowl of acting and it seems like maybe you should have watched the game to prepare. I did watch the game. Jimmy you did. Sort of. Jimmy sort of, yeah. Thats no offense. I just dont understand the difference between like a fumble and an interception. Jimmy theyre both bad. My brother was the high school quarterback. Jimmy oh i honestly would ruin his games. I was like, fumble they are like, that is not a fumble. I dont know how it still has not sunk in. But im an idiot. Jimmy does he know anything about your profession . Does he have knowledge about acting . The rules are simpler, you know what i mean . Jimmy hes not yelling cut in the middle of something. No, hes not. Jimmy hes more considerate than you are. More considerate than i am. And less of a you know an absolute moron. Jimmy will you bring your brother to the oscars with you . I know you brought him to the Golden Globes with you. Hes coming with me. Jimmy Something Weird happened at the Golden Globes show. We have a clip of it. I wanted to play damon shazell, director and writer of your film, best screenplay he won. Yes. Jimmy show that clip. Damon shazell . Jimmy take a look at that again in slow motion. Oh, okay. Jimmy tell us whats occurring here. Damian goes to kiss his girlfriend damian certainly wants to hug not me, okay. Jimmy youve got to choreograph that stuff. For such a highly choreographed film im not a highly choreographed person. Jimmy in general. No. Jimmy you save your best speech . Because you won the s. A ction g. Award. You wan at the Golden Globes. Do you hold Something Back for the economy award in this. What do you think i have a rolodex of speeches . Jimmy i dont know what you have. Thats my best one, im going to save that for this hypothetical situation jimmy the answer is no . No. Jimmy are there relatives or people you forget, i have to definitely mention this person when i get up there, if i get up there . I havent really fully thought all that through yet. Now ive got more to think about. Jimmy yeah i feel like you really im glad we had this conversation. Yeah, great. Jimmy youre going totally cold into this oscar show. We dont need another repeat of what happened at that table, at the Golden Globes. [ laughter ] your costar ryan gosling was here on the day you both got your hands and feet enshrined in cement across the street. That was a very cool day. Jimmy there are a lot of people with stars on hollywood boulevard. When they ask you to put your hands and the feet in thats serious. Its pretty crazy. Jimmy was it meaningful to you . Well, it became extra meaningful to me because now ive disparaged myself multiple times so i wont insult myself again. But i do want to let you know that i had no idea what the hell was going on. So i thought, theyre full. You know . Theyre full. Theyve got all the hand and footprints. Jimmy right. All the squares are full, yeah. This is just a fun little celebration, and they put it up in a museum somewhere. I dont know yes thought this. It wasnt explained to me, i dont think. Jimmy low selfesteem, maybe. I dont think so. Its like, thats a lot of cement. Its full. So when we went i was like, this is going to be a nice little nostalgic celebration, put our hands and the feet in the cement. Then theyre going to take it away and put it inside. They were like, heres your practice one. Then when you get out there for the real one and it stays out there, youll know what to do. What do you mean it stays out there . You know, at the theater. I had no idea, then i burst into tears and humiliated myself. Everybody was like, i dont understand how you didnt know this. Jimmy when you were a kid, did you come to hollywood and look at those hands and feet and the stars . When i was 12. You can go with a tourist and get your own little handprint thing. Jimmy you can . I brought it home and had it in my bedroom. Jimmy oh, wow. Do you still have it . Im sure i have it . Youve got to bring that. Ill bring that instead of my brother. Jimmy how old were you when you decided, this is it, im going to become a professional actor, this is what i want to do for my life . A professional actor . Hm, probably about 14 i would say. I was like i want to do this forever. Jimmy did your parents, were they supportive of that decision . They were very supportive because i had done a bunch of youth theater, they knew how much i loved it. When i sort of decided that that was it, they were yeah, they were very understanding. Jimmy they took you seriously . I dont know im certain my dad wouldnt even let me ride in the car when i was sick, but im certain that if you what happened to you when you were sick . What did you have to do . Jimmy i had vomit on me, he had a new dodge marada, so [ laughter ] i dont want to make this about you i am going to make it about me. Im trying to say, your parents are better than mine. [ laughter ] thats an incredibly nice thing to say. Jimmy well, not to my parents. Were going to take a break. When we come back, yeah, tell us the story of how you told your parents. Emma stone is here, her movie is la la land. [ cheers and applause ] rnet dial up sound hi, im the internet. Youve got mail what did you think id look like . Im wirey. Uh, i love stuff. Give me more stuff. singing were no strangers to love i love that hey, i know a bunch of people whod like that. Whos that . The internet loves what youre doing. So build a site in under an hour at godaddy. 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Ive been to a million auditions and the i get interrupted because someone wants a sand win, or im crying and they start laughing, or theres people in the waiting room and theyre like me but prettier, and better, because maybe im not good enough. Yes, you are. No. No, maybe im not. You are. Maybe im thought. You are. Maybe im not. Jimmy you are, turns out. [ cheers and applause ] la la land in theaters now for which youre nominated for an academy award. I want to hear this story about your parents. Im telling you, which you told them youre going and thats it well, i didnt say it quite like that. Jimmy how did you say it . I made a little presentation for them. Jimmy by presentation, was this a video presentation . It was a power point presentation. [ laughter ] jimmy did you gather around your computer . Or did you have it projected on a wall . No, i wasnt that savvy. It was on my computer in my bedroom. And they came and sat on the bed and watched the power point. [ laughter ] jimmy at the end of the power point presentation they said, okay, you can do this . The end of it was, and then im going to wind up on jimmy couple bear and were going to talk about this [ cheers and applause ] jimmy a magical storybook ending. All winds up with a bow. Jimmy at the oscars luncheon today this was an hour go. Jimmy all the nominees gather to be photographed and eat lunch. Let zoom you see i dont know. Ohoh, ohoh. Jimmy look who sneaked into this one too. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] whether hes welcome or not, hes everywhere. [ cheers and applause ] why did he get to sit in the front . You know, i dont know. Jimmy hes barely even nominated. Hes a producer. You know they dont do anything. [ laughter ] i think it still counts. Jimmy i dont think it counts as much. It should be like a short mini oscar that they give away for that one, you know what im saying . You watch the bachelor, who do you think nick is going to choose . Will he choose anyone . I dont know. Who do you think whos jumping out as the obvious choice . I dont find i dont see an obvious choice. Jimmy you dont. I dont. Jimmy my wife knows this stuff, she finds obvious choices. Who is she thinking . Jimmy she has got it down to well, narrowed it down vanessa. Jimmy yeah. From montreal . Jimmy vanessa from montreal. Well, i dont know if the word is win, shes going to wind up with a guy who was once on a reality show. [ laughter ] that would be winning. Jimmy id rather win a scooter. [ laughter ] you win a spouse. Jimmy they should do it, price is right style. And you win a spouse and you win a spouse jimmy or the cash equivalent, whichever you prefer. Well, congratulations to you on your oscar nomination. [ cheers and applause ] we have the oscars. Emma stone. See la la land in the theater. Be right back with Danny Amendola rn way to pay. And well end up in venice. Oh. Venice. Lets get the check. Nope i got it. You can use it online and whats with this one . 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Last night in houston, he scored 8 points in the 4th quarter, including a lastminute, gametying twopoint conversion to take his team into overtime. Brady. End zone, touchdown amendola for two toss to white. Hes in patriots win the super bowl jimmy from the super bowl champion new England Patriots, please welcome Danny Amendola. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy first of all, thanks for being out here, quite a journey for you. Have you slept at all . Were you up all night . I was up late with snoop dogg . For real . Did they drug test you . No, were good, were good. Jimmy where was snoop dogg . He was just chilling. Was he at the party afterwards . Yeah. Jimmy well, hes always chilling. [ laughter ] he was running errands . So snoop dogg, who else was at that party besides the team . Lil wayne. Jimmy lil wayne, wow. Good group of guys. [ laughter ] jimmy did you spend any quality time with lil wayne . No, i didnt see him. A couple of my boys got to meet him, go on stage with him, party with him. Jimmy youre from that area. From the woodlands, north side. Jimmy did you have to get tickets for your family and friends and all that stuff . A lot. Jimmy how many tickets did you have to get . 22. Jimmy how do you do that . Buy them. Jimmy you buy them directly . You buy them directly from the league . Or does it reach a point you have to go patriots hire somebody to give them to you, i guess. Jimmy i see. Wow. I go through them. Jimmy is that a way that they keepi do from being driven crazy and having to hand out all your ticks and you can concentrate, stay focused . They do a good job of eliminating distractions and keeping it easy for players. Jimmy speaking of distractions, of all your freps you brought to the game, which is the most problematic, the one you were worried about like at the party . My teammate chris hogan. Lau [ laughter ] jimmy really . A super bowl win, he was obviously he played in buffalo. We played against him four years. He came over, had a great year, stole the show, caught a lot of passes. One of out of best players this year. And after the game he did some questionable activity. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . Thank you. You know what, i think thats good for him that you put that out there. [ laughter ] now we can keep an eye on him. We have a full offseason to recover. Jimmy a day like this, are you so happy that you dont play for the rams anymore . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got a good agent. Jimmy roger goodell, the commissioner, did he come to the party . Was he invited to the party . I think we invited him. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy oh, that would have been great. I dont know i dont know that he came, though. I was with snoop. [ laughter ] he wasnt there. Jimmy its just a magic puff of smoke as far as you know. Yeah. Jimmy you may have been a dragon for all you know. Yeah. Jimmy when your team is down, what, 213 at halftime. Then it went up to 283. Then as you know, dicky barrett, who claims to be a fan, left, he went home. What do you make of that, fans that leave . I dont get it. Jimmy nonbelievers. If yeah, we still got to be there, why do they get to leave . Jimmy ill let dicky think about that for a while. What goes through what are you guys talking about in the locker room at halftime when youre down that much . It was a lot of points. But you know, we wanted to focus on doing our job. Its kind of the slogan that coach belichick has within the locker room. When youre down by that much, you forget the scoreboard and try to stack as many good plays up as possible. Eightminute mark, are everybody knew we had a chance. Jimmy this is two touchdowns, we have to get both twopoint conversions yep. Jimmy then you score one of the i mean, when youre at the end of the game, so if you missed the game, you didnt see the game. Seconds remaining on the clock. And if you dont catch this twopoint conversion matt damon threw a great ball to me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy catch this if you dont catch that ball, you guys lose. Its all on you. Does any part of you go, i hope he doesnt throw the ball to me i hope i throws it to somebody else . I knew the play call before we ran the play, when we were running the guys on the field, certain personnel. Whey this were doing defensively, matching up throughout the game, i knew the play call when we were getting that close into the red zone. On the 1, 2 yard line. I knew it was coming. It was a matter of executing. Jimmy in a moment like that, do you feel youre more or less likely to catch the ball . Do nerves play a role . Either way, good or bad . Aint got time for that. [ laughter ] jimmy dont have any time for that, yeah. I guess thats why you won. [ cheers and applause ] oh, we have the parade tomorrow. Yeah, the parade, duck boats, going down boylston, its going to be sweet. Jimmy that is going to be fantastic. Your girlfriend, will she be in the parade . She wont be in the parade but shell be watching. Jimmy i see. You wont let her out in the crowd of maniacs out in boston . Never, never would i let her out. Jimmy you would not. Thats probably a very wise idea. Shes got to work so she cant make it. Vacation soon. Jimmy okay, hey, congratulations. Thanks for coming all the way out here. [ cheers and applause ] one of the greatest games ever played. There you go. Danny amendola, everybody well be right back with muna. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Theres only one way to travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. 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Nightline is next but first, their album is called about u here with the song i know a place, muna i knew when you told me you dont wanna go home tonight and you tried to shrug it off when i asked why somebody hurt you somebody hurt you but youre here by my side and i knew cause i can recall when i was the one in your seat ive still got the scars and they occasionally bleed cause somebody hurt me somebody hurt me but im staying alive and i can tell when you get nervous you think being yourself means being unworthy and its hard to love with a heart thats hurting but if you want to go out dancing i know a place i know a place we can go where everyones gonna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon just give me trust and watch what happens cause i know i know a place we can run where everyones gonna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon dont you be afraid of love and affection just lay down your weapon right now its like youre carrying all the weight of your past i can see all your bruises yellow dark blue and black but baby a bruise is only your body trying to keep you intact so right now i think we should go get drunk on cheap wine i think we should hop on the purple line cause maybe our purpose is to never give up when were on the right track and i can tell when you get nervous you think being yourself means being unworthy and its hard to love with a heart thats hurting but if you want to go out dancing i know a place i know a place we can go where everyones wanna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon just give me trust and watch what happens cause i know i know a place we can run where everyones gonna lay down their weapon lay down their weapon dont you be afraid of love and affection just lay down your weapon they will try to make you unhappy dont let them they will try to tell you youre not free dont listen i know a place where you dont need protection even if its only in my imagination even if our skin or our goods look different i believe all human life is significant i throw my arms open wide in resistance hes not my leader even if hes my president lets find a place we can go where everyones gonna lay down their weapons note just give me trust and watch what happens i know i know a place we can run everyones gonna lay down their weapons lay down their weapon dont you be afraid of love and affection just lay down your weapon this is nightline. 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