Thats right. What get you some stuff here. I like to teach my kid that. They say the most important thing of all that is complete to say thank you. Thank you for coming out tonight. One special thank you because i need to embarrass him. When i started my career in d. C. , when you do your first is that camino is going to be there. Her mom, dad, sister and i for one of my many friends and strangers to come. One of the first is a guy named elliott vehicle. Elliot in the morning. Lets hear it for elliot. [applause] we havent told a story. We are going to tell it now. Everythings better on television. I can tell you that for next variance. Elliot is an amazing has an amazing radio show called elliott in the morning. Thank you for ruining my whole joke. Ng. Your phone is on National Thank you for ruining my whole joke. Now your phone is on national tv. I hope youre happy. Weve got presents, too for everyone. So heres the story. Elliot was a great radio show, elliot in the morning. All of a
That was coke black. Didnt really like it very much. Theres one way to consume coffee that i havent tried and never will. This, like most cautionary tales, comes from a couple on the tlc show my strange addiction. Im addicted to coffee enemas. For the past two years, trina hasnt been able to function without her daily coffee enemas. A procedure where liquid is injected into the colon to clean out the lower intestine. My initial reaction was, my god, thats disgusting. But i tried it. And now im addicted to coffee enemas. So thats two coffees to go, then. Ill say it again. Some people are way too into coffee. And some coffee is way too into people. It was high time for a new way to start the day on the ridiculist. Happening right now, a brutal blizzard pounding towns and cities from the Southern Plains north to illinois. And developing overnight, a hot air balloon packed with tourists takes a deadly plunge overseas. And snubbed by his own party. Chris christie gets the cold shoulder, lef
But first, lets welcome tonights guest. Shes so bright shes measured in wattage. Its kristen anderson, Washington Examiner columnist and republican pollster. Her latest book is called the selfie vote. Hes the washington general to our harlem globetrotters. Alan combs. Looking dapper. Hes tall and playful like an inflatable air dancer at a car wash. And joanna. And finally her smirng has a smirk. Look at that crooked head. Okay. If grand theft auto had a baby, it would have been last thursdays debate. Candidates paired off like bare knucklers in cattle season. Trump, cruz, rubio. Finally, batman broke up with robin as cruz turned the tables on birther trump. Donalds mother was born in scotland. She was naturalized on the issue of citizenship. Donald, im not going to use your mothers birth against you. Your mother i knew it. Trump is an anchor baby. Then they clashed over new york values which sounds like the worst billy joel song ever. There are many, many wonderful, wonderful working m
Interfere in elections life the russians were able to in the u. S. President ial election in two thousand and sixteen and i outlined some of the roadmap for that earlier in the game plan is a combination of building more tools to identify fake accounts that are trying to interfere and take them down like we did in the french president ial election where we identified and took down more than thirty thousand accounts. A playbook of closer operation and cooperation with federal election commissions like we executed in the german elections in twenty seventeen and increase transparency which we think is is going to be very important. You know if you have the ads that every political actor or advertiser is trying to run to every audience the public. Then theres just more accountability and if someone is trying to do that as a fake account it becomes more apparent if someone as a as a legitimate political political actor is just sending different messages to different groups that will be tran