But first, lets welcome tonights guest. Shes so bright shes measured in wattage. Its kristen anderson, Washington Examiner columnist and republican pollster. Her latest book is called the selfie vote. Hes the washington general to our harlem globetrotters. Alan combs. Looking dapper. Hes tall and playful like an inflatable air dancer at a car wash. And joanna. And finally her smirng has a smirk. Look at that crooked head. Okay. If grand theft auto had a baby, it would have been last thursdays debate. Candidates paired off like bare knucklers in cattle season. Trump, cruz, rubio. Finally, batman broke up with robin as cruz turned the tables on birther trump. Donalds mother was born in scotland. She was naturalized on the issue of citizenship. Donald, im not going to use your mothers birth against you. Your mother i knew it. Trump is an anchor baby. Then they clashed over new york values which sounds like the worst billy joel song ever. There are many, many wonderful, wonderful working men and women in the state of new york. But everyone understands that the values in new york city are socially liberal or proabortion or pro gay marriage, focused around money and media. Money and media. Cruz accused new yorkers of being obsessed with money and media. Thats like bill cosby criticizing your dating habits. Portraying cruz as a big jerk face. When the World Trade Center came down, i saw something that no place on earth could have handled more beautifully, more humanely than new york. I have to tell you, that was a very insulting statement. That ted made. Amazing. Now, some of the media say cruzs attack on new york was veiled antisemitism. I blame the jews for spreading that. But really, cruz was trying to score points among yanks who think new york but really, when he says this not a lot of conservatives come out of manhattan. Im just saying. Doesnt it sound a little like this . To the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of cuba. Okay . Just remember that. Tit for tat, as they say. And cruz changes his position more often than a pilledup porn star. You supported doubling the number of green cards. Now you say youre against it. You used to support a 500 increase in the number of guest workers. Now you say youre against it. You used to support people here illegally. You used to be in favor of birth right citizenship. Now you say youre against it. Not just on immigration, you used to support tpa. Now you say youre against it. I saw you on the senate floor flip your vote on Crop Insurance because it would help you in iowa. When im president i will work consistently every single day to keep this country safe, not call everyone snowden as you did, a great public servant. Snowden is a traitor. If i get my hands on him he is standing trial. Cruz shifts more than at daytona. As the dust settles now he sees clearly. The shifty dick grayson. And the cuban matt damon. Theres another debate this weekend. You can watch it. Let me save you the trouble. Heres what you would see. E youre welcome, america. All right. Im going to go to first, ben. I want to talk about who won. You watched the debate, i think. I did watch it, yeah. I got some hot tweets. A bunch of faves. I got hearts now. Thats fantastic. Im not interested in that, im interested in who you thought won and why. I think the American People win every time we get to see jeb bush on screen. Thats always so fun. Hes like the paper clip from the microsoft word. The useful paper clip that would help you out whenever you misspelled a word. Although i think hes slightly moron. He has 100 million and he cant move in the polls. I think hes a good man at the wrong time. Whatever. Well, then hes not a good man. Wow. I think actually trump, i think trump wins the debate. Trump showed a little heart, a little soul. Every time i look at marco rubio, i feel like he should go in the debate like hes trying to buy beer at a deli. He just needs to convince us hes old enough to be president. He looks far too young to be up there. Remember, candidate obama looked very young. Within two years, he had gray hair. Right. And then he became stately, or statesmanlike, or whatever. Kristen, welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. Youre like an expert, unlike ben. Who did you think won . I think cruz got the better of trump in the first one. Trump was not ready to be put on his heels, the whole scottish mom stuff. It sort of ruffled trump a little bit. Cruz was able to nail it. The second third, i thought trump killed it op the new york answer. I know cruz is trying to send a signal, im the candidate who shares your value. Trump doesnt share your values. What cruz is missing is voters in iowa who love trump dont love him because he shares their values, they love him because hes strong and talks tough. Its like an attack not going after trumps core weakness anyway. Do you think there was a hint of antisemitism . Geraldo said that yesterday, that i wont mention. It showed up in the observer, other places are saying that was a subtle jab at new york. I didnt get that. But i did get a trumps not one of you kind of argument. I thought rubio was very strong in the final third. Throw in the kitchen sink. That was great. Just piles it on. Does it drive you crazy to see a dazzling display of talent when the other side is a sack of bozos . I did see that during the debate. I was watching a different channel. The winner of that debate was rand paul. Actually not going to the debate. He got more attention for not going to the debate. The other winners, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. Those are the winners of the republican debate. Youre being disingenuous. Thats a long word for lying. Obviously there are people on that stage that did very well. Well, i thought come on. I thought the new york soliloquy back to cruz, i thought that was the finest moment of the trump campaign. If cruz mentions one more time that obama is going to take your guns, i would say get online and buy an ak47 and shoot my screen. He keeps lying about that. Thats all based on legitimate suspicion when somebodys talking about gun control. The other thing is, the former attorney general speaking for cruz said, what do you mean when it was a big sandwich . Why didnt you say a big jewish deli sandwich . When you talk about sandwiches, youre talking about jews . It always comes back around to that. Exactly. All right. Joanne, you watched this. What was your takehome message . Definitely that the gop is getting a little nervous about cruz, and the trump, that battle thats happening. A lot of the questions were directed at cruz. Whats interesting, too, this time he got much more speaking time than carson, who was doing very well. Its now like the two of them, its flipped places. Whats great about cruz is, when these questions are directed at him, that question his character, his history, flipflopping, whatever, hes not only good at defending himself, but then redirecting the question to someone else who has done the same, or has had other questionable acts in their past. So i think that were going to see a steady climb still in the polls for him. Rubio, unfortunately, i dont think hes going to poll much higher. As much as i would like him to, we havent had any of those great amazing moments that people have been hoping for. I thought i thought rubio finished stronger than anybody with that list of flipflops. Kat, you probably hated all of them. I did. Your little hero rand paul wasnt there. I did hate a lot of it. I like to focus on things that are memoriably bad. I watched it youre never going to get off that deck. I watched as a spectator situation. I love cruz and trump fighting. That needed to happen, rather than cruz just saying, oh, you. He actually got into it. I saw jock gems in my head. Can you put some jock gems in the background . He totally ignored me. He probably doesnt know who you are. You know whats amazing about the debate is how unique this year is. Its like every debate is like a moon shot for plain people. Its like not you, of course. Im talking about myself and allen. Everybody else here is beautiful. Its exciting. You have friends over, drink a lot of wine, watch it, its exciting. Its a good time until ben carson starts talking. He couldnt levitate a feather. Hes like the worlds happiest hobo. He hops onto this Freight Train and hes riding across america. The less his chances are of winning, the happier he is. Because hes actually having a good time. You know, he separated cojoined twins. Hes going to separate carson and cruz at one point. This is my favorite part. Speaking of winners. The greatest achievement this week actually happened the day before the debate at a trump rally in pensacola, florida. Thats where a brilliant music Group Performed this live number. Prepare to get your heart stolen and then eaten. Apologies for freedom i cant handle this freedom answers your call stand up tall freedoms on our shoulders usa our freedom bring the music come on, boys, take them down President Donald Trump makes America Great youll get crushed every time i could listen to that forever. And i will. Because its in my head. Originally i was going to come this to the obama children that were singing about obama. But i remember when that happened, that was in a classroom and a teacher was leading that. So that was propagandaist. This is just a group that decided to do this which is kind of cute. Kristen i look at you and i think, you must have done Something Like this. Im sure theres home video where ive got my two younger sisters in matching costumes and rform. Amazing lyrics, joanne. I always support child performers. Its great. When i was there age, i would have loved that kind of exposure. Back then i was auditioning for an Oscar Meyer Wiener commercial. This actually happened. I didnt book it, unfortunately. But these kids dont know how good they have it. To be supporting one of the most powerful candidates in this country. Their futures are set. Kissel . Lyrics. Theyre bouncing around my brain like dried beans in a more rocca right now. Its phenomenal. What i love most about it, ted cruz saying donald trump has new york values. This is about the most midwest thing ive seen in my life. Great point. This is more midwestern than the wisconsin accent in making a murderer. Its phenomenal. The only thing that could make this more american is if ted nugent launched a bow and arrow into the air and kid rock shot it down with an Assault Rifle and red, white and blue fireworks went off. Make fun of these beautiful children. Theyre beautiful children. But this is similar to child abuse to have to do this. Really . To put them in this situation is horrible. Furthermore, you talk about lyrics. Try to squeeze these words into this world war ii song, what country is america . Ive never heard of that country. You are a disgusting human being. Kat, last word to you. I actually thought this was one of the most wonderful things ive ever seen. I really enjoyed it. Im really glad that it happened. And it was smart, too. Nothing brings joy like a child, what people keep telling me. Everybody loves the kids. Were still talking about the kids. Everybody crushed it. Kat, have you ever seen a child, talk to a child . Ive tried to. Thats what i thought. All right. Dont move a muscle. Unless youre being chased by a killer. In that case, run for your life. Still to come, what do carson, bush and kasich need to do to catch the frontrunners . Where does Chris Christie fit in . Thats next. Sorry, just getting a quote on motorcycle insurance from progressive. Yeah . 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Dont wait until you or someone you care about develops shingles. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist today about a vaccine that can help prevent shingles. Trump, cruz and rubio stood out during the gop debate. How about the rest . They turned like egg salad in a hot car. You have the narc oh lep tick neurosurgeon. I was going to ask you to wake me up when the time came. I love him. Then there was the teddy bear. We need to have a compelling conservative agenda that we present to the American People in a way that doesnt disparage people, that unites us around our common purpose. And this guy who served mostly as a piece of talking furniture. The foreign policy, its strength, but youve got to be cool, youve got to have a clear vision of where you want to go. And im going to tell you that im going to suggest to you here tonight, that you cant do onthejob training. Like the guy at the airport bar whos trying to tell you how to properly decant a burgundy. Chris christie wasnt a clear winner or loser. Like the debate on the floor of the senate, id like to actually answer the question you asked which is on entitlements. Do you remember that, everybody . This is a question on entitlements. You already had your chance, marco, and you blew it. Christie, the executive appeal of a governor and the persuasiveness of rubio. The package has new jersey written all over it, so some people avoid it. Just like new jersey. Although, im sorry were you born there . Yes. You were born in new jersey . Born and raised. Oh, im sorry. And proud of it. I go to new jersey when im driving the 78. Who did the worse . Ben carson did the worse. Driving through new jersey is really fun unless Chris Christie shuts down the highway. John kasich has hair thats like an inch long and somehow messy. How does that work . How is that possible . I dont know. Its interesting watching the republicans. Because when you watch the democrats debate they offer you free things. They offer you free college, theyll bring your dog back to life that died five years ago. Then the republicans offer that theyre going to firebomb iran, and Chris Christie mentioned taking down all these what was it, tin pot dictators. I think he was thinking about a roast in the green room that he was going to be nibbling on after the debate. Its ridiculous how they say theyre going to go in and blow up everybody. I think there were the people that won, and then there are the people that nobody wanted to hear from anymore, because were all now used to friction and excitement. So the usual candidate, the good men are fighting at a bad time. Were not interested in just playing rhetoric. We want fire. Its got to be so frustrating at this point to be jeb bush. There are a couple of points when he really got some factually correct arguments in. Taking on donald trump on terrorists, for instance. If you slap a 45 tariff on chinese goods, this is going to make everything more expensive at walmart. The moderators jumped in and said governor bush is right, but it doesnt matter. It has to be so frustrating to be jeb bush. This is not the time for the kind of sedate, you know, this is a time for anger, allen, which you understand every time you open your mouth and make everybody angry. Thank you, i feel the love. Eliminate ben carson because he wasnt there. But i think Chris Christie who kept lying, he did support planned parenthood at one time. He did support sotomayor. He keeps talking about things that he flipflops on guns. The assault weapons ban he wanted to preserve. Hes very pro common core, and mr. The partys over in colorado. Very antilegalization of weed. Thats because hes a prosecutor. Of course. The pro common core against marijuana. One of those things that make things in the summer thats not marijuana. He just misremembers stuff that he did. It happens to all of us. Why do you think some failed . Thats a really great question. I think money has a lot to do with it. Support. People backing you. But also, like think specifically about christie. A lot of people thought he has a similar attitude to trump. But the establishment version essentially. And that should work to his favor. But its not. I think its this idea of sitting moles, and what Everybody Loves about trump is the fact that he doesnt. Hes unapologetic, when he does misremember something no one cares. Yeah. He says it in a way that benefits him. Trumps whole mantra is so, what . So what . It happens to work. Maybe its not so bad to just say, so what . But once youre president , you cant say so what. Kat, i want to play you something from your gender, carly, from the first debate. Her words regarding hillary. Unlike another woman in this race, i actually love spending time with my husband. You like that . I did. Im not supposed to, right . Its kind of a low blow. Its a low blow. But low blows are often hilarious. And i thought this was very funny. Should you go there . No. Am i glad she did . Yes. At least youre admitting your hypocrisy. Because the day before the debate, i was saying that we needed less pummeling and more policy. And i was so glad that there was pummeling. Because pummeling is interesting. You learn you actually can learn something, i guess. Am i right . Or am i just an idiot . Dont answer that, america. Theres interesting conflict in these debates. The ratings have gone up so much, you have millions and millions and millions of people tuning in because they want to see whats going to go down with trump versus cruz. That could be good for republicans. Some people are saying this is kind of a circus. Youve got a lot of excitement on this side of the race. Whats wrong here . Its so likable. Yeah. By the way, i blame hanity and combs for this. You guys started this whole conflict. Yeah. Last word . Its perfect. Its the wwe, ben carson finisher is the sleeper hold. Chris christies got the butt bomb, whatever the heck that is. And Donald Trumps the milliondollar man. Well done. All right. Dont go anywhere. Weve got lots more stuff to come, including this. Hillary clintons lead is shrinking like a can Bernie Sanders pull off the upset in iowa . That discussion up next. Stick around or i will leave nasty messages on your car windshield. Why are you checking your credit score . You dont want to live with mom and dad forever, do you . Im making smoothies so, how can i check my credit score . Credit karma. Dont worry, its free. Hmmmm. Credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Did you buy a Powerball Ticket . I did. And, did you win . Well, to fund my campaign. Thanks for joining us. Yes. That was Hillary Clinton in her 950th attempt to appear human. And failing. The race for the democratic nomination apparently is still happening. The partys top two candidates, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are almost dead. Even in some polls, proving once and for all that the democrats are actually the party of old white people like allen combs. Martin omalley is still showing up, mainly because he locked himself out of his condo. In another new national poll, hillarys now only leading bernie by 7 percentage points. Look at that. In the same poll last month, she was leading by 20. Worse, he was actually polling better at this time in 2008 against barack obama than she is against crazy old man sanders. So why is hillary struggling in the polls . Perhaps this recent interview can help explain. I was watching the debates the other night, i was thinking, oh, my god, i would never want to get in an argument with this woman. What is the one thing that scares you . Snakes. I hate snakes. Im sorry, i hate snakes. Youre not scared of hot peppers . Im not. Love hot peppers. I was with a group of my friends at a big event the other night, and we were dancing, and it was crazy. Best you can, and make the most out of every single day. Thats beautiful. Its so beautiful. If you can find anything more nauseating than that, i will eat it. Allen, all right. Im going to go to you, because Bernie Sanders is your spirit animal. Hes going to get the nomination, isnt he . He actually could. And he could also win the presidency. Really . Absolutely. I feel the bern. Youre getting your spot back on hannity. All right, kristen, is hillary in trouble . The fact that shes doing worse against Bernie Sanders than she was against barack obama is a problem. Heres what shes got going for her in iowa. Barack obama put a coalition together of young people, africanamerican,s. She still energizes pieces of it. Bernie sanders does not do as well among black voters. Hes got to craft this new coalition. Hes not as talented a politician as barack obama. Thats why i think still even if Hillary Clinton loses iowa and New Hampshire, i think shes still the nominee. I think Bernie Sanders i follow the advice of somebody whose name is killer. I want to be friends with him for sure. Be close with the man who is a killer. Not his enemy. It is better to be friends with somebody named tiny. Because theyre the killer. Look at el chapo. To get back to you, im going to Start Talking about nicknames. Yeah. Bernies got a good chance of winning iowa and taking New Hampshire. It puts hillary in a predicam t predicament. Somebody who lost iowa and New Hampshire was bill clinton. He was an underdog. Shes supposed to be winning. I think that bernies giving her a lot of heartburn. When she fails to win heartburn . Yeah, heartburn. She can take over for larry the cable guy as the pitch person for prilosec. Nicely done. Joanne, my point, i want to make a point about omalley. He reminds me of a guy in a refurbished muscle car listening to steppenwolf. Hes like that older guy whos got things going on. Got your motor running. Yeah. Nothing special. Is really what it is. He needs a vespa if he wants the millennial vote. Your actions just changed. It does that. Whats your thought on hillary or any thoughts in general . I think the country wants to see a hillary versus trump election. I think that they do. I think if hillary is nervous, and she wants to push sanders out of the way, she needs to remind democrats that she is the best option to go against the gop. And so she needs to get the nomination. Whats crazy is Bernie Sanders has been running on this electability argument. More and more polls are showing he does a little bit better against various republicans than Hillary Clinton. But they dont like hillary. Shes not very likable, ben, unlike you. That is the major problem with hillary. But shes so unlikable, that she makes bernie look likable. Senator mccaskill brought it up, he has no senators who like him. Theyre playing the schoolyard ball. If hes not careful, hes going to get a swirly in the bathroom. I often go to bars with allen combs just to make me look good. Kat, you watched the hillary interview on lifetime. Did you watch the whole thing . I did. It was really, really bad. She is the worst person ive never had to listen to someone talk that i didnt want to vomit. She makes me ill. Even if she didnt make me ill, it would make sense anyway why bernie would be doing better than she is. He has records of supporting things that liberals want, where she just says she does. 2013 for the first time, he has taken on wall street. She has friendship bracelets with people at Goldman Sachs probably. You know . Shes full of it. Hes not. Hes the real wacky uncle. Wacky uncles are in right now, what can i say. That is true. Thank you, kat. Coming up next, el chapo, he escaped the law, but he couldnt escape sean penns interview. Did it lead to his capture . Or just lead to this awesome picture. 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Here he is during an interview airing on something called 60 minutes. Never heard of it. There is this myth about the visit that we made. My colleagues and i with el chapo. That it was as the attorney general in mexico has quoted, essential to his capture. We have met with him many weeks earlier. I have a regret that the entire discussion about this article ignores its purpose, which was to try to contribute to this discussion about the policy in the war on drugs. Let me be clear, my article has failed. Dont they have any lighting in that studio . So ben, sean penn is upset because the story became about sean penn. Even though it was about sean penn. Im sure hes devastated. Thats ridiculous. He ratted out a huge drug kingpin. He needs to go into hiding immediately. The cartels arent messing around. He needs to hang out with the Minnesota Vikings kicker blair walsh who just missed a 19yard field goal. They need to hang out in an underground bunker for a couple of months. I like it when people are talking about sports in this show. I have no idea what theyre talking about. I am troubled by this constant it happened every generation, celebrities love killers. You know . Its either chavez, you know, they left wingers will condemn anything that the west does but ignore mass groups of sexual assaults in europe. Right. They want to say the killers were just misunderstood, right . Theyre bad boys. Theyre just misunderstood. This backfired in so many ways. Now theyre blaming the capture on him. Killers are killers for a reason. Its because they kill people. And you want to be a little careful when youre hanging out with someone who kills people. Because they kill people. Yeah, but you know, thats an interesting how is that . It never occurred to him. It would be a very large tshirt. But allen, in a way, arent we all responsible for el chapo, drug users like you and me . You can speak for yourself. Its great what sean penn did. Theyre jealous. No journalist could get an interview with el chapo, and sean penn did it. He did what every other journalist who have loved to have had. He dangled an actress in front of him. So what . Its great that he did it. And had him sign it. El chapo could okay the quotes. That was wrong. Thank you. Journalists are reading the article in the magazine and going, oh, this is just a glorified diary entry. Really . I couldnt even read it. I read the whole thing. There were so many words in it. If he really wanted to have a to start a discussion about the war on drugs, there are other ways to do that, with lawmakers, people who have been incarcerated. Lets talk about the war on drugs now. We could give sean penn what he wants. I refuse to. Theres a more sympathetic and interesting story with people who have used drugs and wind up behind bars. We could have a sduks about how that is thats perhaps not the right policy when someone is hurting themselves. When youre somebody who is a murderer, you are el chapo, its not really the most sympathetic youre supposed to find someone who is sympathetic. El chapo is not sympathetic. You should call drug dealers drug lords or kingpins. You never hear about the accountant kingpin, do you . Thats just not right. Weve got to move on. This is my favorite story of the week. Take a look at this video. The woman in the center here is sue stenhouse. She was a director of a Senior Citizen center in rhode island. Sh eresigned after it was learned that she had a man dress up like a woman for a press conference. The old lady on the right in this video, if you show it, right there. See that . Thats actually a man. According to reports, stenhouse could not find a female Senior Citizen to take part in a snowshoveling program that was rolling out. And drafted the Senior Centers van driver. Good sport, by the way. To make a far better photoop. I have nothing to add to this. Wait a minute. Wait, allen. Because i feel any commentary might actually subtract from the simple beauty of this story. I think im in love. All right, allen, you get the last word. I thought it was a man. I thought it was michael moore. Oh, wow. Apparently not. Going after him. Theyre nothing alike. That looks like dan aykroyd. Thats a beautiful story. People coming together for a common good. That was snow shoveling for Senior Citizens. The best story of the week. All right. Still to come, Academy Award nominees are in. Yippee. Who should win, who should loose, and whos coming over to my place to watch the oscars . Oscars is what i call my twin shaved ferrets. singing alougetting to know you. Getting to know all about you. Getting to like you. Getting to hope you like me. Is someone getting to know your credit . Not without your say so. Credit lock lets you lock and unlock your transunion Credit Report with the swipe of a finger. Getting to know you. Getting to know all about you. 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I saw that. This gave me a migraine. Leo for those who havent seen it, heres the key theme that made him the frontrunner. Yeah, its adorable. Give it three months, it will be able to eat you. Any choices that were left snout i was a big fan of mad max. It was phenomenal. I would glad to see Leonardo Dicaprio get an oscar. His facial hair should win an award. Mad max was great, but my head was thoughts, oscars favorites . I didnt see any of those. But i thought brooklyn was a good movie. That was on the list. I was born there. I didnt want to know that. Ben . I loved mad max and i thought it was so refreshing, its one of the most female empowering movies of the year. Charlie theron crushed it. I dont think she got nominated for best actress. Thats very sexist. I just love saying thats sexist. She shaved her head. When you watch the oscars, do you look up at the sage and go, one of these days im going to be that girl that carries the trophy out to the other actresses . Im always convinced i am going to win. Five years ago, i said, five years from now, ill be accepting my golden globe, take my word for it. So im very jealous. I hate that for lawrence, i think i would do a much better job. For the people who win, you are the only one who cares about that award that you are winning. You only care if you win it. As for speeches, dont make them too long. Its like a burrito. Dont overstuff it. Its gross. You won this round, mr. Clark. Its never going to happen. Sorry, ben, youre too call. Hey, kat, im sure you hated every single movie. I dont watch movies because theyre long. Youre such a millennial. Everything sucks, i hate everybody. I love some people. I love like five to ten people very much. But movies are very, very long, and theyre not live. So theres no way to tweet it and make it about you. That is so true. The oscars you can tweet and make about you, so i will be watching, tweeting, and making it about me. One of the movies that was dominated that i liked was inside out. Made me cry. They took the personality traits and emotions and they turned it into characters. If i saw that as a kid, that would have freaked me out and i would be in an institution, because i would be thinking theres people inside my head. Also, i loved the visit and that wasnt nominated. That was one of the great mohorr movies of all time. Up next, Joanne Nosuchinsky and catherine. cell phone rings where are you . Well the squirrels are back in the attic. Mom . Your dad wont call an exterminator. Can i call you back, mom . He says its personal this time. If youre a mom, you call at the worst time. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Where are you . Its very loud there. Are you taking a zumba class . I wani did my ancestrydna and where i came from. And i couldnt wait to get my pie chart. 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And with just two weeks until the iowa caucuses, ted cruz takes the gloves off against donald trump. Since september, the constitution hasnt changed. But the poll numbers have. Theres a big question mark on your head. And you cant do that to the party. Cruz, defending his eligibility to be president. And attacking trumps socalled new york values. Not a lot of conservatives come out of manhattan. Im just saying. When the World Trade Center came down,
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