[ cheers and applause and now, here he is, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause seth quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night [ cheers and applause very good job on your first time announcing thank you i watch the show seth that helps. That helps lets get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. Nascar released a Statement Today calling for the removal of South Carolina capitol released a statement, nascar released a statement, they should have sent a pit crew. That thing would have been down in like nine seconds [ laughter ] [ whirring noise ] thats the noise it makes, right . Yeah. [ whirring noise ] seth according to a new poll, 65 of americans do not consider donald trump to be a serious president ial candidate [ laughter ] 65 . Thats nearly 2 out of his 3 wives, to give you a sense of that number. [
So thats probably fine, right lets get to the news. Vice president mike pence is facing criticism after he toured a coronavirus testing facility yesterday without wearing a face mask but he might be okay, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach. Hillary clinton endorsed former Vice President joe biden yesterday during a virtual town hall and this is nice, she even virtually smiled how nice for him following the news that the number of coronavirus cases in the u. S. Has surpassed one million, President Trump yesterday defended his february prediction that the number of infections would soon reach zero, adding, in fact a million has like six zeros, so when you think about it i was extra correct. An abc News Reporter appeared on Good Morning America yesterday without wearing pants while broadcasting from home pfft rookie mistake, bro. The trick is use a desk. [ knocking ] ah, old deskie fighter jets from the air force thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels performed a joint flyover
as union soldiers spread paving the way for them to mayor, to vote, to vote and to worship and decide their own destiny. the civil war officially ended in april 1865, but in a small community of gavelston island, texas, enslaved slaves were owe believious to their reality, two and a half years after the signing of the emancipation proclamation when a u.s. general informed the last enslaved black people in america that freedom had finally comp the people erupted in joy. that joy became the catalyst for juneteenth. in 2021 juneteenth became an official federal holiday. now recognized across the united states as a day of national celebration. juneteenth is a reminder. it is a reminder of what black people in america have been through and what black people have overcome. it is a commemoration of our resilience. our ingenuity, and most importantly our capacity for joy. our joy is worthy of celebration, and on this day we remember that our freedom must be honored, nurtured and pr
Like obstructducken. Anyway, whatever it is, its pretty bad. Its not that bad. Now, trumps attorney and Melissa Mccarthy disguised as wilford brimley, ty cobb declined to comment. Thats not good. Maybe trump should ask his lawyer if he can fear his lawyer. But donald trump did comment. Did you seek to fire mueller. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen man that is his answer to everything lets test that proposition. Mr. President , how do you respond to the allegation that you are mentally competent . Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen all right, sir, ive heard that you weigh 239 pounds. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen how would you characterize your claim that the report of you trying to fire mueller is fake news . Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen anyway, thats the thing we didnt get to talk about last night and now we have. So enjoy tonights show. Its a great one. Weve got a surprise guest im not gonna tell you who it is. Its miley cyrus. Ill see you monday. Okay, ill take
Justice, or is it something new, like obstructducken. Anyway, whatever it is, its pretty bad. Its not that bad. Now, trumps attorney and Melissa Mccarthy disguised as wilford brimley, ty cobb declined to comment. Thats not good. Maybe trump should ask his lawyer if he can fear his lawyer. But donald trump did comment. Did you seek to fire mueller. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen man that is his answer to everything lets test that proposition. Mr. President , how do you respond to the allegation that you are mentally competent . Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen all right, sir, ive heard that you weigh 239 pounds. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen how would you characterize your claim that the report of you trying to fire mueller is fake news . Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen anyway, thats the thing we didnt get to talk about last night and now we have. So enjoy tonights show. Its a great one. Weve got a surprise guest im not gonna tell you who it is. Its miley cyrus. Il