Were not evenndressed. Hold on a second. Where are those things. We need party favors. Hi, baby. Okay, so we got into the spirit a little early. As we start 2016 we recall what we came up with for resolutions in 2016. Dont make me feel so badly because i dont think i accomplish accomplished everything i said i would do. Because we were on television we made the boast public. Resolution, yeah. Made the pledge public. See what we said last year. I go first. You have an idea, dont you . I do. I have three. Okay. My first is, daily meditation. Two. No texting, yes and walking. Youre not going to text or walk . No, texting walking at same number three . Talk less. Listen more. Number one. Grok. Number one. Yeah. Learn three languages. You never going to do anything like that. I dont dont quit my dreams. Okay, fine. Number two, run the marathon. What . This is a first. Alert the presses seriously . Hold on. In your dreams. Three, movie star. Youre right, that is a little out of hand. You wan
Somebody whistled for crystal meth whistling and did it again. Anyway tonight we thought wed check in with our old paldz the Television New media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Shes going around to the back. Wow theyre all right well see her well see her very soon. Guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. I mean, im looking at these people wow orange pants hes really outnumbered now by all of the people that are racing around the back. Jon hey. Orange pants has a name. laughter hes a person. His name is oh, this is interesting phil orangopong. I do
Television new media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Shes going around to the back. Wow theyre all right well see her well see her very soon. Guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. I mean, im looking at these people wow orange pants hes really outnumbered now by all of the people that are racing around the back. Jon hey. Orange pants has a name. laughter hes a person. His name is oh, this is interesting phil orangopong. I dont know if im pronouncing that correctly. Holy bleep theyre racing to her car . Last time anyone in iowa was this excited abo
Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight from the new show the comedians and the inventor of crystal pepsi and crystal meth, Billy Crystal. cheers and applause somebody whistled for crystal meth whistling and did it again. Anyway tonight we thought wed check in with our old paldz the Television New media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Shes going around to the back. Wow theyre all right well see her well see her very soon. Guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. I mean, im looking at these people wow orange pants hes
Somebody whistled for crystal meth whistling and did it again. Anyway tonight we thought wed check in with our old paldz the Television New media in a new segment we call president ial campaign of one Hillary Dennis rodman clinton but two days old two days old and already the reporters assigned to her have repeatedly covered themselves in gore. For mondays chipotle tex mech erection, to tuesdays oh, my god, thats her car. You can see the media running behind me here. To chase the scooby van. laughter applause jon you cant blame them for chasing the scooby van because it might have scooby snacks. laughter but go on. Shes going around to the back. Wow theyre all right well see her well see her very soon. Guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. I mean, im looking at these people wow orange pants hes really outnumbered now by all of the people that are racing around the back. Jon hey. Orange pants has a name. laughter hes a person. His name is oh, this is interesting phil orangopong. I do