so call the number on your screen and help these troubled dogs, before this happens i m donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. announcer: it s a late show with stephen colbert. tonight, masking for a friend. plus, stephen welcomes: w. kamau bell. and the chicks. featuring jon batiste and stay homin. and now, live on tape from a safe distance, it s stephen colbert! stephen: what do you mean? oh, did he do that? did the dog eat your shoes? yeah, yeah, you knew that. stephen: i thought it was a different pair that he ate. second pair. stephen: well, those look i d chew those. ( laughter ) welcome to a late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. if you haven t checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. the united states reported its second-highest single day total of new cases yesterday, just behind the record set the day before. i know this because i looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. now, with all t
these troubled dogs before this happens i m donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. announcer: it s a late show with stephen colbert. tonight, masking for a friend. plus stephen welcomes w. kamau bell, and the chicks, featuring jon batiste and sta stay homin and now live on tape from a safe distance, it s stephen colbert! stephen: did he do that? did the dog eat your shoes? yeah, you knew that. stephen: i thought it was a different pairt that he ate. well, those look i d chew those. ( laughter ) welcome to a late show. i m your host stephen colbert. if you haven t checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. the united states reported a single highest single day of cases today just behind the record set the day before. i looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. in all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling new mask orders. that seems a little late. it s like deciding not to send a mothers day card, t
today called george conway a, quote, husband from hell. [ light laughter ] meanwhile,n real housewives , they passed a comprehensive immigration bill. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted yesterday that campaigning for the popular vote is nothe same as campaigning for the electoral college, and compared the difference to training for a h 100-yard dasrsus a marathon. oh, yes, please tell us all you know about athletic training. [ laughter ] the only way you ve ever gone 100 yards is with a seven iron. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] during a speech today, president trump complained that he was not given more credit for his handling of senator john mccain s funeral, saying, quote, i gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as present, i had to approve. i don t care about this. i didn t get a thank you. but that s okay. we sent him on the way, but i sn wa a fan of john mccain. [ audience oohs ] and i think i speak for all of us when i say, move over, gettysbu
tweets over the weekend, trump today called george conway a, quote, husband from hell. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, on real housewives , they passed a comprehensive immigration bill. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted yesterday that campaigning for the popular vote is not the same as campaigning for the electoral college, and compared the difference to training for a 100-yard dash versus a marathon. oh, yes, please tell us all you know about athletic training. [ laughter ] the only way you ve ever gone 100 yards is with a seven iron. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] during a speech today, president trump complained that he was not given more credit for his handling of senator john mccain s funeral, saying, quote, i gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as president, i had to approve. i don t care about this. i didn t get a thank you. but that s okay. we sent him on the way, but i wasn t a fan of john mccain. [ audience oohs ] and i think i speak for a
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