These troubled dogs before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell, and the chicks, featuring jon batiste and sta stay homin and now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pairt that he ate. Well, those look id chew those. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. If you havent checked the sports pages today, coronavirus is still winning. The United States reported a single highest single day of cases today just behind the record set the day before. I looked it up in the i need a guinness book of world records. In all these cases, governors and mayors are scrambling new mask orders. That seems a little late. Its like deciding not to send a mothers day card, then going, what the hell, happy fourth of july, mom. I wasnt wearing a mask when i signed this. Please wash your hands. One of the maskycomelatelies is alabama governor and lady at the bake sale who just lied about the brownies being gluten free, kay ivey. Ivey has been holding out on masks, but alabama just hit their singleday death record, so yesterday ivey issued a statewide mask order. To make the order more palatable to alabama voters, the masks will be deepfried. One elected official whos not giving in to the health huggers is georgia governor and face born for a mask, brian kemp. Yesterday, kemp explicitly banned localities from ordering people to wear masks. So not only is he doing nothing, hes stopping other people from doing anything. And to make matters worse, he Just Launched a new Georgia Public Health campaign, lick the elderly, its the law. To emphasize how antimask kemp really is, when donald trump landed in atlanta yesterday, kemp greeted him at the airport with a mask dangling from his ear. Look, either wear the damn thing or dont. Thats like surveying a Nuclear Accident with your hazmat suit tied around your shoulders. And theres more troubling pandemic news. Yesterday, we learned Russian Hackers have launched cyberattacks on covid19 research centers. So the russians are getting americas coronavirus data . Could they share it with us . And its not just any data, specifically, the Russian Hackers were attempting to steal Coronavirus Vaccine research. So if theyre successful, its only a matter of time before we start getting spam for a bootleg coronavirus cure. Very make health, super impress, lack of dying plus turgid member all night drive women go crazynuts wow wow wow buy now the attack was perpetrated by a group named a. P. T. 29, also known as cozy bear. Or their new alias, the dukes. I knew we couldnt trust those boys and their confederate car revving engine, banjo music looks likes them duke boys disruptin democracy with rootin tootin putin stephen this isnt the first time the dukes aka cozy bear have attacked the states because cozy bear was one of the groups accused of breaking into the d. N. C. Network and stealing emails ahead of the 2016 president ial election. So dont be surprised on Election Night when its announced the next president of the United States is senator corinne a. Virus. But for once, russia is the second biggest hacking story of the day because, yesterday, major twitter accounts were hacked in a bitcoin scam. If youre not familiar, a bitcoin scam is anything involving bitcoin. The hack targeted the accounts of people like barack obama, joe biden, mike bloomberg, elon musk, and kanye west with s with messages like im giving back to the community due to covid19. All bitcoin sent to my address below will be sent back doubled. If you send 1,000, i will send back 2,000. If obama and biden were promising free money, it would have been the biggest political scam since eisenhower roped canada into amway. To prevent it from spreading, twitter shut down accounts for hours. I was able to keep tweeting. The problem is, twitter didnt just disable celebrity accounts. As a result, when the National Weather service declared a tornado watch for parts of southern illinois, the agencys regional twitter account found itself unable to warn residents of the danger. Thats why i follow only unverified tornado accounts. ding . A little late with the sound. I already acted like i heard it. laughter wow, a house just fell on a witch. Her sisters going to be pissed. laughter got that reference. I did. Stephen yes, you did. We still dont know the identity of the hackers, but experts say that the fact that they attacked now, instead of waiting until closer to the election, suggests that they are criminals rather than government operatives. What . That makes no sense. You dont just hack an election without doing a test drive. Its like fast furious movies. You dont lead with fleeing a submarine across a siberian ice flow, thats crazy. You gotta start small with cars, work your way up to a tokyo drift, then you have the rock redirect a torpedo with his bare hands. Otherwise, it just seems farfetched. Twitter c. E. O. Jack dorsey took to, well, twitter, to express his discontent saying we all feel terrible this happened. Fun fact we all feel terrible this happened is twitters official motto. laughter , are you enjoying this . Thank you very much. The country is in crisis, but the white house is doing everything they can to stop the coronaviruss natural enemy, anthony fauci. Trumps cronies have attacked fauci in the press, dug up Opposition Research on him, and stopped meeting with him at the white house. But still, faucis more popular than ever. Case in point, he is the cover he wponent of the good doctors outfit is those shades. Holy c. S. I. Miami, batman. as david caruso will we have a treatment . That remains to be, vacseen. I dont know if this vaccines gonna work, but its worth, a shot. I havent spoken to the president in months. Hes avoiding me like, the plague. Doctor fauci appearing on the cover of instyle magazine is an historic moment for american medicine. Its almost as significant as that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition featuring louis pasteur. Hey, remember the 2020 president ial election . Its still happening and according to a recent poll, biden now has a 15 point advantage over trump. Woohoo joe, youre doing great, by doing nothing stay in the basement. Someone toss a crate of ensure down the steps and yank the knob off the door. Right now, its less a case of biden beating trump and more a case of trump beating trump, because, according to another poll, 72 say the us is on the wrong track. Thats a devastating number, but who are the 28 who look around and say, yeah, this feels right america is perfect for me, an agoraphobic germaphobe with a fetish for face coverings. Now if youll excuse me, im gonna go collect my urine in a jar. Even though biden is leading now, the election is still almost four months away. A lot can happen in four months. You know where i was four months ago . With other people. I had an audience. I touched their hands. Probably not a great idea even then. I wont feel confident biden has won this thing until hes giving his first state of the union. And even then a part of me will be thinking, comey could still bleep this up. Of course, trump doesnt put too much stock in the polls. I think that the enthusiasm now is greater and maybe far greater than it was in 2016. I think a lot of people dont want to talk about it. I think theyre not going to say, hey, i am for trump. Im for trump. Stephen if youre doing such a great job, why are they embarrassed to say your name . When you propose to someone, you generally dont say, barbara, will you spend the rest of your life with me hiding in the attic so no one knows were married . In fact, trumps doing so well in the polls that, yesterday, he replaced his campaign manager. Yeah, you always replace someone when things are going great. This soups delicious. Arrest the chef. The guy trump pushed aside is former Trump Campaign manager and the official template for the nfl football, brad parscale. You may remember parscale for his tweet back in may, for nearly three years we have been building a juggernaut campaigndeath star. It is firing on all cylinders. Data, digital, tv, political, surrogates, coalitions, etc. In a few days we start pressing fire for the first time. I believe we have footage of the moment trump canned parscale i find my low poll numbers disturbing. Stephen obviously, thats not the real footage. Trump doesnt wear a mask. But according to insiders, parscale hasnt been completely choked out, hes just been demoted, because trump really cant fire brad he knows too much. as trump look guys. We cant fire brad completely. Hes the one who has that map that shows where all the states are. With covid case numbers skyrocketing in much of the country, back to School Season is looking more like back to laptop. In california, schools in los angeles, san diego and oakland will be doing full Distance Learning in the fall. With so many of our nations young people stuck at home, teen tv dramas are going to have adapt. Weve got a preview. Jim . This is an on creek day. This story is about staying home. But when High School Goes online, well, life doesnt just stop. Hey, braden, i didnt see you in social studies zoom. What gives . None of your business. I think it is my business because were together. I saw your zoom chats. You sent them to everyone. They were clearly meant for stashly. Wow, someones clingy. Social distance much . Stash orry, that wasnt me. Listen, casually, can we go somewhere and talk about this privately, like slack . Guys, come on. In these most difficult times, we sexy teams have to come together and i think youre frozen. Radisson. No, hes not frozen. Hes dead. He died. From murder. Now hes finally out of our way. Come here, babe. Where are you . Oh, here you. Go yeah. You guys this fall, were definitely still a thing. S shou tonig. W. Kamau bell and the chicks are here. But when we come back, a new service to help Peaceful Protesters get their out. Stick around. Up at 2 00am again . Tonight, try pure zzzs all night. Unlike other sleep aids, our extended release melatonin helps you sleep longer. And longer. Zzzquil pure zzzs all night. Fall asleep. Stay asleep. This little baby can detect trace amounts of cheetle. Whaaaaat . When did we get a cat . Its a cheetos thing. Off deep woods provides long lasting mosquito protection sc johnson well the names have all changed since you hung around but those dreams have remained and theyve turned around whod have thought theyd lead ya back here where we need ya welcome back, america. It sure is good to see you. Stephen wel lemr. Jon baste. Llo, jon. Jon wow. Stephen always good to talk to you. We were just listening to a song by a friend of our mr. Ben folds. Jon the great. Stephen called 2020. Its worth hearing. Jon yeah. Stephen its out there. Jon is he coming to play that one . Stephen i hope so. Jon we have to get him to come play it. Stephen i would be very grateful. Jon yeah. Its a great song and it speaks to a lot of what we are facing right now. Stephen yeah, yeah. So what sopping is on your mind right now . What have you been listening to last 24 hours, my friend . Jon oh, my goodness, i have been listening to lift every voice and sing and trying to figure out how to capture the essence of that song. That song, you can play it in any genre. humming jon yeah stephen jon batiste, everybody. Thank you, jon. Ill see you later. Its been less than two months since the start of massive protests against racism and Police Brutality, following the murder of george floyd, and the movement has not stopped. There are new protests happening every day. And the fact that, during a pandemic, so many people are willing to go out and advocate for change is inspiring to see. The only problem is were not seeing it as often as we used to. Apparently, the media isnt focusing on the protests as much as they did when there was more clashing with authority and destruction of property. But it turns out, theres a new product that might solve the problem of getting the media to cover peaceful protests. Ta a lk. 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Watch your bill shrink to 35 month after just 6 ontime payments. Plus get a free lg k51 when you switch on our new, upgraded network. Boost mobile. Stephen welcome back. Joining me is an Emmy Award Winning comedian who hosts the series united shades of america, please welcome back to the late show, w. Kamau bell. Thanks for being here. Hold for the applause. laughter hold for the applause, please. As performers, its always up here. Were always hearing the applause. Yes. Stephen nice to see you. Youre in california, correct . Yes. Stephen how is everything out there . How are you riding out the the coronavirus. Were all right. But now feels like were florida junior, i would say. Stephen thats surprising because california got a lot of praise for how they brought the hammer down firmly, fully. They were a model for everybody else. What happened . Orange county is what happened. Orange county is not San Francisco or lamb. I think we have a loft Orange County spread throughout the state. I think our governor felt pressure from them and other weird governors who are opening up. I like to think maybe this is a year or two before the apocalypse. When you see a movie about the apocalypse, you never see the year or two leading up to it. Thats what this feels like. Stephen things are almost normal. You never see mad max going, a year before, man, gas is expensive laughter you never see denzel washington, i cant find bibles anywhere so were maybe in a preapocalyptic moment which makes me feel better for some reason. Stephen im just going to knock wood for no particular reason. I know youre a father of three kids. Do you mind if i ask how old they are . Nine, five and a half and two. Stephen okay. O yay stephen so the two is a little young, but the five and a half and the nine certainly schoolage kids. I know all around the United States but especially in california, some School Districts are having kids come back, some arent. As a parent, how do you feel about that . I mean, everybody wants kids to be able to go get educated, but theres anxiety. Yeah. I mean, i dont believe our kids are going back to school. I think its just a domino effect. I think its just one School District at a time until they all go. Im sort of preparing for the fac thatd really going to have to bone up on how to educate our kids. At the same time, i know that the teachers at our school will be plugged in and trying to help them. Its just what we should have done in this interim is we can see how school works because its not going to work the way these worked for a long time, you know. Stephen now, youre a comedian, but youve got a cnn show. Do your kids watch the news . I mean, do they my kids watch a lot of news. My kids definitely i would put my nineyearold up against any other nineyearold about donald trump knowledge and whats going on currently in the white house. He would win that contest. Stephen does she ever set your back on your heels with some of her questions . I mean, shes like me. When i was a kid, i just sort of listened to what adults were saying and later would ask questions of my mom. I called my daughter an oldschool ear hustler. Shell come in in an hour and say, i have things i want to discuss, and well have a whole conversation about george floyd and Police Brutality while were on a tire swing. I was just spinning around in the tire swing, and she wanted a full explanation of what happened with george floyd and Police Brutality in america. And i was just like, aaahhh stephen wow. What does it feel like to have that conversation . I mean, weirdly, it feels great because i would rather have that conversation with her or have my wife have it with her than her to go through the world and not have had that se sersatand have sod publicly on cnn with your show united shades of america now going into its fifth season for years now. Its celebrated, emmywinning. How were you so prescient to know that the United States would eventually have racial problems . laughter i have books in my house that have the word history on them and i sort of read them. Stephen all right. I buy the books, and then i try to read the books, and then often im, like, hey thats whats happening now. Apparently, according to the history books ive read. The United States was founded on White Supremacy and racism. Stephen okay. And the fuel of america is racism, and thats what keeps White Supremacy going. Until we redesign to whole system, this is where were at. Stephen that takes me to your first episode. On this sunday, it starts. The first episodes title is where do we even start with white supremacist . W. Kamau bell, where do we even start with white supremacist . First, i like that title because its like a b side from hamilton or something. Stephen sure, sure. We start by saying america is built on white supremacist, that the whole history of this country started on genocide and slavery and everything was built on top of that and to make sure the people who created the genocide and slavery that them and all their descendents could benefit from it. And we say dont get confused between white supremacistist and White Supremacy. White supremacistist is the klan, but prim White Supremacy s president s. Stephen we were talking about how racism started about 500 years ago and it was all motivated economically. It was selfinterest. In order to set up, the europeans were taking over this land and capturenned and enslaving the people in africa. You had to have a rationale. Racism was created, as we know it, for that economic selfinterest. Yeah. Before that, i think it was nationalism and tribalism. Like nobody saw anybody as a race of people. Then when they decided the only way they could sort of justify because in of them were christians that this was the right thing to do was to dehumanize people and say they were savages like the native americans or animals like black folks. So they had to come away with an idea of were doing it and its the right thing to do. Many modern day politicians said slavery was not that bad, people had three meals a day and enjoyed it. Thats still a justification. Stephen why was it important for you to get your mom into this season. My mom is an 84 black woman which makes her an expert on racism. I put my dad in episode of season three, and my moms been clear that since he was in, she needs to be in the show, and its not together so it really creates problems with me. So i said, i think you will fit into the White Supremacy episode more than the east l. A. Episode, so thats how we got her in. Stephen i know your mom is very influential about how you see the history of the United States and how the black history has been ignored. How would you explain her to somebody who hasnt met her before like me. I had a joke in my act where i said my mom was such a hard core black woman that i was eleven years old before i realized a cracker was also a delicious snack laughter my mom was always talking about racism and whit White Supremacyd in the 70s it was the man. And she didnt shy away talking to me about this. My mom took me to the store and said this is whats gict happen when youre in a store as a little black boy. My mom wouldnt let me out of the house before letting me know what it meant to be black and in the world. Stephen you have been deliberate about how you defined racism. Why do you think its important to be specific about your definition and why are you sharing . Its the definition that makes the most sense. For most to have the country, the dictionary defined racism as when one race hates another race. But that doesnt make a sense of definition of racism because this country, if a black person hits a white person thats just hate for the most part, but the system in place of White Supremacy means when white people hate black people, the system encourages that behavior and puts black people on the bottom. Prejudice is i dont like that white guy Stephen Colbert. Thats me hating you. But true racism has power behind it. This isnt just about feelings. You can move all this stuff. Racism and White Supremacy is statistical, you can look at it, its scientific. Race isnt scientific, we made it up, as you said, but all the thing that goes into racism and White Supremacy you can see. Stephen season faov united shades of america premieres this sunday on cnn. W. Kamau bell, everybody. Thanks for being here. Well be right back with the chicks. Motorcycle riders love the open road. 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Natalie, martie, emily, nice to see you. You, too. Stephen now what people at home dont know is, on the night of the last show that we did in the theater before we had to bug out because of the coronavirus, you were supposed to be my guests that night. Thats right. Stephen and, instead, sanjay gupta came in and just rocked all your hits. laughter did he know gaslighter . Stephen he knew goodbye earl, he knew that one. But i didnt know he could play the banjo. So nice to see you. It was so long ago that, back then, you were called the dixie chicks, and after 31 years, youve changed to the chicks. Tell me why youve changed your name now. Well, just because of everything thats going on in the world, its about time. We had wanted to change it flone started using dcx a lot and the chicks a lot when we could. We hoped it would catch on but it didnt. So, in the moment, now, we just felt that it was right, and we didnt even have to, you know, have much discussion about it. We just all wanted to do it right away and, so, we did. Stephen well, thats great. Was it always going to be the chicks or were there other contenders for the name . We had to make sure we got our ducks in a row immediately. We thought chicks would be a name but we had to entertain a few other names. One of the ones came up was our initials so we would go from the chicks to men. Stephen martie, emily, natalie, got it. Anything else . Well, we had names in the past we would call ourselves as our alter egos, and we could have pulled those from the past. One was puss n boots. Stephen okay. There was already a band called that. Unt sniewnt what was the last one . Woolly puddin. Stephen woolly puddin. Okay. I like it. laughter a few people tweeted out criticism of the name change. Most people have really liked it, but already there are a couple of people out there. Sean spicer said the dixie chicks are dropping dixie from their name and are now called the chicks but some women might find out fencive so i propose they go by the. Some clown called senator ted cruz says some band selling records tells the entire south to bleep off and adopts a term insulting to women instead. Any response . Peace and love. Peace and love. Stephen the last time i saw you folks was 2006th time 100 dinner. We didnt talk for very long, but one of the things we could appreciate about each other is getting in some trouble for saying things about george w. Bush because it was about a week after i had done my Correspondents Dinner speech in washington, and that was in 2006 when no one was really criticizing him publicly. You guys had done it three years before in 2003. And i admire that you spoke your mind. Obviously, history has proven you right about being dragged into a boondoggle in iraq under false pretenses, and all the chaos and the tragedy that caused. You say its one of the best things that ever happened to you as a band, even though there was enormous backlash and there were threats against you and a boycott. Why was it one to have the best gs that ppened t that our audience knew who we were and what we thought. Weve always been very liberal, and spoken our minds, but that was just the one moment where natalie said that and the fire storm erupted. But, yeah, it kind of felt like, okay, the cats out of the bag and thats who we are, and how could we not be being patriotic to worry about the troops in harms way with the invasion . It was kind of ironic that people were saying not what she said but that she didnt support the troops. I think, if you ask people, i dont know even know if they know what she said, it was so innocuous, you know. Stephen well, you have a new way to talk about how you feel. The new album gaslighter comes out tomorrow. It was supposed to be released in may but then had to be put on hold because to have the covid crisis. What was that like to not create an album of new Music Together for 14 years, and then be ready to show to the world and have to hit the brakes at the last minute . What was that process or what was that feeling like . That was a huge bummer. I think mostly we were really excited for our fans to hear the new album, but we also were following that up with a tour. We were supposed to be on a tour this summer, our first show was supposed to be june 6. Both of my sons have bands, and theyre awesome musicians, and they were going to open for us. So, yeah, like the rest of the world, plans changed and things changed. But for the album release, i actually think its been good. I think we needed a few more months to really get everything together and release it how we want to but, yeah, its interesting. Well see how it goes. Stephen the single some in the audience are watching now is march march, which is a really powerful protest anthem. And it seems so fitting to the moment were in right now. When did you actually write that . A couple of years ago. It was one of the first ones we started. It took us a while to get the production on it and get it the way it is on the album. But the lyrics are basically written two years ago. Stephen thats extraordinary because, in some ways, what that song, seems like it was written yesterday. I know. Its crazy. We did want to put it out at this time because we felt like it lent itself to the times right now. But we had gone to march for our lives in washington, d. C. , seeing that entire movement, and it was the most powerful thing ive ever been a part of, and we wanted to write about that. That was the impetus for the song. Its eerie how much it pertains to right here, right now. Stephen you guys are performing march march in just a moment. Stick around, everybody. 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First daughter and advisor to the president , ivanka trump today finding herself accused of violating federal ethics laws with a tweet. Ivanka tweeted this picture of herself holding a can of goya beans. Guess what, everyone . The white house is for sale. Say you like the president and the president s daughter will say she likes your product. Its not a telescope. Im out of here and taking this. I know a guyo w. H. O. Buys hair and unlike you he has integrity. Stephen and now performing march march from their album, gaslighter, ladies and gentlemen, the chick arch, rch to my own drum mch tom hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one brendas packing heat cause she dont like mondays underpaid teacher policing the hallways print yourself a weapon and take it to the gun range ah, cut the you aint goin to the gun range standing with emma and our sons and daughters watchin our youth have to solve our problems ill follow them so whos comin with me half of you love me half already hate me march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum oh, im anrmy of onermy of one march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one tell the ol boys in the white bread lobby what they can and cant do with their bodies temperatures are rising, cities are sinkin ah, cut the ish you know your city is sinkin lies are truth and truth is fiction everybodys talkin whos gonna listen . What the hell happened in helsinki . Marmarch to mown dr march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one march, march to my own drum march, march to my own drum hey, hey, im an army of one oh, im an army of one stephen our thanks to the chicks well be right back. Stephen thats it for a late show. Now, lets say goodnight with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show oh, oh its the late late show e,e. Es good ev erepp may . No rightow, its