And if you dont know who won, then, baby, you dont know the democrats. [ light laughter ] here is actual footage of democratic jon ossoff last night. [ cheering ] seth i would tell democrats to go back to go back to the drawing board, but it would probably fall on them and kill them. [ light laughter ] following two special election losses for the Democratic Party yesterday, one democratic congressman said, quote, our brand is worse than trump. Hey, thats our slogan, said united airlines. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today was the longest day of the year, says sean spicer every day. [ laughter and applause ] new Jersey Governor Chris Christie said yesterday that he doesnt care about his recordlow Approval Ratings. Or apparently his recordhigh pants. [ laughter and applause ] a texas man recently changed his last name to trump. And it somehow made him more likable. [ laughter ] Discovery Channel is promoting its upcoming shark week by promising to have olympic swimmer Michael Ph
And if you dont know who won, then, baby, you dont know the democrats. [ light laughter ] here is actual footage of democratic jon ossoff last night. [ cheering ] seth i would tell democrats to go back to go back to the drawing board, but it would probably fall on them and kill them. [ light laughter ] following two special election losses for the Democratic Party yesterday, one democratic congressman said, quote, our brand is worse than trump. Hey, thats our slogan, said united airlines. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today was the longest day of the year, says sean spicer every day. [ laughter and applause ] new Jersey Governor Chris Christie said yesterday that he doesnt care about his recordlow Approval Ratings. Or apparently his recordhigh pants. [ laughter and applause ] a texas man recently changed his last name to trump. And it somehow made him more likable. [ laughter ] Discovery Channel is promoting its upcoming shark week by promising to have olympic swimmer Michael Ph
Ago. Mr. President , if youre going to keep saying stuff this dumb in front of other world leaders, could you at least wear a big bandage on your head . [ light laughter ] you know, so it seems like theres a reason. [ cheers and applause ] oh, your president has suffered an injury, that explains it. Well come back later. Former fbi director james comey was reportedly seen dancing this weekend at a wedding in washington, d. C. Got to say, im impressed. If i had read that many of Anthony Weiners emails, i dont think id ever dance again. [ light laughter ] people are reportedly sending hate mail to the wrong Shakespeare Companies across the country, blaming them for the new york public theaters controversial production of julius caesar. While some people are even further off base. [ laughter and applause ] well, the big day finally arrived. Beyonce gave birth to twins this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] and yeah. So happy. But this this is surprising. Their names are kevin and linda. [
cause if its 38 or 39, thats very good. White House Press Secretary sean spicer, today, held his first press briefing in front of cameras in over a week. And it was immediately clear what hes been up to. [ laughter ] batman and robin came out 20 years ago today. But we always kind of suspected. [ laughter and applause ] happy for those two. They have a farm now. Qatar airways, today, was aimed airline of the year at the paris air show. While united was named heavyweight champion by the wwe. [ laughter and applause ] congratulations, you guys. It was alleged yesterday that former National Security adviser, Michael Flynn, failed to report a trip he took to saudi arabia to pursue a joint u. S. Russian business venture. Damn, how many trips did Michael Flynn take . Hes like the Anthony Bourdain of treason. [ laughter and applause ] today was National Vanilla Milkshake day, or as mike pence calls it spicy tuesday [ laughter ] woo hoo hoo hoo taste that nilla. [ light laughter ] a pennsylvan
To keep saying stuff this dumb in front of other world leaders, could you at least wear a big bandage on your head . [ light laughter ] you know, so it seems like theres a reason. [ cheers and applause ] oh, your president has suffered an injury, that explains it. Well come back later. Former fbi director james comey was reportedly seen dancing this weekend at a wedding in washington, d. C. Got to say, im impressed. If i had read that many of Anthony Weiners emails, i dont think id ever dance again. [ light laughter ] people are reportedly sending hate mail to the wrong Shakespeare Companies across the country, blaming them for the new york public theaters controversial production of julius caesar. While some people are even further off base. [ laughter and applause ] well, the big day finally arrived. Beyonce gave birth to twins this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] and yeah. So happy. But this this is surprising. Their names are kevin and linda. [ light laughter ] according to a new