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Ago. Mr. President , if youre going to keep saying stuff this dumb in front of other world leaders, could you at least wear a big bandage on your head . [ light laughter ] you know, so it seems like theres a reason. [ cheers and applause ] oh, your president has suffered an injury, that explains it. Well come back later. Former fbi director james comey was reportedly seen dancing this weekend at a wedding in washington, d. C. Got to say, im impressed. If i had read that many of Anthony Weiners emails, i dont think id ever dance again. [ light laughter ] people are reportedly sending hate mail to the wrong Shakespeare Companies across the country, blaming them for the new york public theaters controversial production of julius caesar. While some people are even further off base. [ laughter and applause ] well, the big day finally arrived. Beyonce gave birth to twins this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] and yeah. So happy. But this this is surprising. Their names are kevin and linda. [ light laughter ] according to a new survey, about 1 in 5 dads said they feel guilty about not being present enough with their children. Then again, 1 out of 5 dads is all they could find. [ laughter and applause ] two australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. Its the best thing thats ever happened to rabid bachelorette parties. [ light laughter ] a canadian family was reunited with their pet cat last week after he went missing over ten years ago. That story again, a canadian family has gullible children. [ laughter ] hey look whos back, its patches and hes still a kitten, thats crazy you better start growing now that youre back a georgia teen was recently arrested for shoplifting condoms from target. And then to teach him a lesson, his dad made him use the entire pack. [ light laughter ] hey, patches is back dont be upset patches is back twitter ran its secondever tv commercial tonight, though they dont seem to be working. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, a company in japan has developed its own line of smart speakers, which are speakers shaped like chickens. For reference this is what a chicken speaker looks like. [ laughter and applause ] we have got a great show for you tonight. Shes the star of the critically acclaimed new drama, the beguiled, Kirsten Dunst is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] from nbcs the carmichael show, Jerrod Carmichael is back on the show. So happy to talk to him again. [ cheers and applause ] and very excited, one of my favorites, hes going to be here for the next two nights doing music for us. Jeff tweedy is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so, youre going to have a good night. Before we get to that, President Trump and his supporters are lashing out over the special counsel investigation into his teams ties to russia. And strangely trump and his own lawyer cant seem to agree on whether hes actually being investigated. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trumps presidency has obviously been consumed by the russia scandal. So on friday, he seemed positively giddy to get out of d. C. And travel to florida where he announced new executive action rolling back president obamas policies on cuba. Because of course, we all remember those forgotten men and women of the working class who flocked to trump rallies and enthusiastically chanted their famous slogan, please make it harder for us to go to cuba. [ laughter ] nonetheless, trump seemed excited to be talking about anything other than the investigation consuming his administration. And that excitement showed in the way he pronounced little havana. I am so thrilled to be back here with all of my friends in little havannah [ laughter ] i want to thank miami, i want to thank little havannah ah, havannah, we love do we love it . [ laughter ] seth are you the president or a miami cabaret owner . Little havannah, do we have any now are you ready for the Buena Vista Social Club . [ applause ] trump was clearly thrilled to be among supporters in florida and not only because they were supporters but because they gave trump one thing hes been dropping hints about all week. Finally someone sang happy birthday to this 71yearold man. Happy birthday and thank you, dont remind me. [ laughter and applause ] happy birthday to you happy birthday to you thank you. Seth look at how happy he is. [ light laughter ] if he could pass any law he wanted, it would be for double birthdays. I think we can get through the next four years unscathed if we just sing happy birthday to him every morning. Im going to bomb north oh wait, hold on, theyre singing happy birthday. [ laughter and applause ] of course trumps agenda has been largely stymied by the constant russia revelations. In fact hes now so desperate for accomplishments hes bragging about things the government did over a century ago. Like today when he met with the president of panama and touted the panama canal, which the u. S. Finished building in 1914, leaving the president of panama, somewhat bewildered. Watch what he says under his breath. We have many things to discuss. Were going to spend quite a bit of time today. The panama canal is doing quite well. I think we did a good job building it, right . Yeah. A very good job. 100 years ago, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] seth 100 years ago, yeah. Did you not get my thank you card . Theres a good chance someone on trumps team told him we just finished building it. And in fact, i did most of the digging myself. See, there we go, just like that, here i go. Canal done. [ laughter ] of course, trump is desperate to talk about anything other than the investigation, which has escalated so quickly that it seems like almost everyone around trump is lawyering up. The president got a lawyer, the Vice President just got a lawyer yesterday, the president s own lawyer, outside lawyer, michael cohen, just got a lawyer. Donald trumps lawyer has gotten a lawyer. Seth things are so bad, trumps lawyers have their own lawyers now. Hes got layers and layers of lawyers. And you need layers of lawyers when youre a liar. In fact [ cheers and applause ] in fact, the investigation the investigation seems to be intensifying so rapidly that its now reportedly widening to include trumps family with the Washington Post reporting the special counsel is investigating Jared Kushners business dealings. Now kushner has been such a secretive presence in the white house, best known for silently lurking behind trump at meetings, that the administration apparently made the decision to get him in front of the cameras during a meeting with texio today. And for most people this is the first time they got to hear what kushners voice sounded like. Would it be a quiet rasputinlike whisper . Or a darker worm tonguelike growl . Just how intimidating is washingtons newest power player . Today weve assembled a very Impressive Group of leaders from the private sector. This is Technology Week here at the white house. Together we have set Ambitious Goals and empowered interagency teams to tackle our objectives. Its working and its very exciting. Seth so thats the mastermind who tried to set up a secret back channel with the russians . Yeah, hi, my fatherinlaw wants to talk with vladimir putin, he wants a back channel. [ laughter and applause ] he wants to talk so the fbi cant listen to the conversation. [ laughter ] he looks like he should be standing behind a podium made from cardboard. [ light laughter ] his title says Senior Advisor to the president , but his voice says senior at clairmont high school. [ light laughter ] the investigation seems to be moving quickly and trump himself has reportedly become so transfixed by the investigation that he often insists out of nowhere that he did nothing wrong. According to politico, during conversations with associates and allies he has sometimes, without prompting, injected im not under investigation. [ light laughter ] you know, like innocent people do. This is a great day. What you say we go back to my place . Im not a murderer. [ laughter and applause ] now with his legal issues, trumps staff has been trying to keep him from saying crazy things online. After it was reported last week that trump is now under personally investigating for obstruction of justice, a Senior Administration official was asked what the white house game plan would be and replied, keep him away from twitter, dear god, keep him away from twitter. [ laughter and applause ] trumps aides are starting to sound like frontier farmers praying for rain. Oh please, dear god, we need this bolly something awful of course that plan did not work because on friday trump had another outburst on twitter. Now remember, trump eventually admitted that he fired former fbi director james comey because of the russia investigation. But at first his team claims the move was based on a recommendation from Deputy Attorney general rod rosenstein. The same guy who later appointed special counsel robert mueller. Of course trump ignored all that back story and tweeted on friday, i am being investigated for firing the fbi director by the man who told me to fire the fbi director, witch hunt. Yeah, trumps being investigated by the guy who decided to fire comey. Who was that guy anyway . I was going to fire comey. My decision. Seth oh, my god. So, hes both the hunted and the hunter. [ cheers and applause ] witch hunt but at the very least, this tweet finally gives some clarity. The president has now confirmed publicly that hes under investigation. And if theres one thing the Trump White House has been consistent on until now, its that the president s tweets need no explanation. The president s tweets speak for themselves. The president s tweets speaks very clearly for itself. The president s tweets stand for themselves. The tweet speaks for itself. The tweet speaks for itself. His tweets do speak for themselves. Seth so weve been told the president s tweets speak for themselves and they should, they are the president s words written by the president with no interference from anyone else. If an official white house statement is milk at a grocery store, Donald Trumps twitter feed is the actual udder. And i imagine he tweets with the forcefulness of someone milking a cow. I am under investigation. Send. [ laughter and applause ] and yet a member of trumps legal team, jay sekulow made the rounds on the sunday shows and tried to act if the president had not said what he said, resulting in the bizarre spectacle of news anchors trying to square sekulows claim that the president is not under investigation with trumps own tweet that he is under investigation. First up, jake tapper should we take that tweet from the president as confirmation that the president is under investigation . Let me be clear, the president s not under investigation. So the president said, i am under investigation, even though he isnt under investigation . The president is not under investigation. The president issued that tweet, that social media statement, based on a fake report, a report with no documented sources, from the Washington Post. Seth look at tappers face. [ laughter and applause ] he looks like hes staring at one of those magic eye posters. I dont see a sailboat. [ light laughter ] and then there was fox news anchor, Chris Wallace who was baffled when sekulow admitted that the president is under investigation only to immediately contradict himself. The president has not been notified by anyone that hes under investigation. So hes being investigated for taking the action that the attorney general, Deputy Attorney general, recommended him to take first of all, youve now said that he is being investigated after saying that no. You just said, sir you said he is being investigated and its not chris he is wait a minute, wait a minute. Jay, you dont know whether hes under no one has been notified that he is you dont know whether hes under investigation or not the president cant be indicted under the constitution for the activities alleged in Something Like this, of course not. Why is that . Because theres not an investigation. And theres well, you dont know whether theres oh, boy, this is weird. [ laughter and applause ] seth i dont know about you guys, but i hate it when guys with the same haircut and glasses fight. Hes being investigated. So hes under investigation . Stop putting words in my mouth so everyone around trump is lawyering up. His staff cant stop him from freaking out on twitter and he cant seem to agree with his own legal team about whether hes under investigation. D. C. May not be much fun for trump right now, but at least hell always have havannah [ cheers and applause ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Kirsten Dunst, everybody [ cheers and applause ] vo you can pass down a subaru forester. dad shes all yours. vo but you get to keep the memories. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. The best tour of italy is the at olive garden. Create your own tour of italy starting at 12. 99. Choose 3 of 9 of your favorites. And have everything you love all on one plate. 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Seth our first guest is a gold globenominated actress you know from films like marie antoinette, bring it on, and her emmynominated turn is in Second Season of fxs, fargo. Her new film, the beguiled, is in select theaters friday and everywhere june 30th, lets take a look. If you could have anything, whats your biggest wish . If you could have anything in the world, what would it be . Anything . Yeah, anything. To be taken far away from here. Seth please welcome to the show Kirsten Dunst, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Great, im so happy to be on your show for the first time. Seth i know. Because i watch you. So im like, oh im finally here. Seth thank you very much. Well this is its been a long time since we worked together. 2001 you hosted snl. Yes. Seth that is that is our last time working together. You werent in the news yet, no. Seth no, no, no. I was barely in anything. Okay, got it. We didnt our sketch didnt go. Seth no, i have a photo. This is a sketch we did called, kevin and rickys comic book zone. Thats me right there. Thats you and thats horatio sanz. Yeah. Seth and it was the last sketch of dress. And it played to such silence, that i halfway through i wanted to say, we are sorry for wasting your time. [ laughter ] i wanted to die for you too. cause i i just remember you know, when you sketch doesnt play, its such a big deal. Seth yeah. Its like heartbreaking. Seth yeah. Like i remember being in the writers room, being like, oh, thats not going. Like everyones really bummed. Its hard i felt the vibe. Its tough. Seth i was giving it off. It was coming off me. [ laughter ] i was not hiding my disappointment in how it was going. [ laughter ] no. Seth also i was id done it once before. That was the last time i ever tried it. It went so bad. The comic book thing . Yeah. Seth and i named myself after a friend of mine named kevin cohen. And i remember him i told him were going to do it with Kirsten Dunst. And it was heartbreaking, cause i had to call him and be like, not only are we not did it happen, it might never happen again. [ light laughter ] damn. Thats bad. Seth but it was always wonderful to see you, and its great to have you here. Thank you. Seth congrats on this movie the beguile. Thank you. Seth so this is a remake of a Clint Eastwood movie yes. Seth about a civil war soldier, who sort of ends up in the care of a group of women. Yeah a girls school. Weve taken weve taken in an enemy soldier and he manipulates his way into staying, basically. Seth yeah. Because hes injured. Seth and hes Colin Farrell which helps. Yes, it does, yeah. Sofia actually we have a lot of like sexy photos of colin she took, and she wanted to make a calendar. Seth uhhuh. For like press she still hasnt done it but she wants to make a beguiled Colin Farrell calendar. Seth i cause he does some gardening in the film . Colin farrell . Yes. Gardening, wood cutting, a lot of like, wiping of the brow. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i would have no problem buying civil war sweaty Colin Farrell calendar. [ light laughter ] great well, ill make sure soph makes you one. When she yeah, youll have one. Seth so this was it was Clint Eastwood in the original film. Did you watch that film, which i think is early 70s . Yeah, it is. And it was about like i watched it three years ago. And then i never referenced it again because like Clint Eastwoods kissing like a 6yearold within the second scene. Seth yeah, the 70s was a weird im time, yeah. We had roman polanski, we had everyone was doing whatever the wanted to. Yeah, so this is told from the female perspective seth yes. Instead of yeah, yeah. Seth you mentioned sofia coppola, who this is this is your third big film that youve done with her where youre one of the leads. Do you like to work with somebody like this, over and over . Obviously its yeah, its your friend. When you have that creative relationship. And its a shorthand. You know, we love each other. So you know seth thats really nice. Its nice. Seth are you her muse . Ive never been anybodys muse. I dont think i could hopefully yeah, i dont know. Seth i guess you can youre gods muse, right . Seth you cant say youre her muse, you have to you have to be told. Yeah, thats weird to say. Seth yeah. I think im going to put it on you and say i think youre her muse. One of em. Seth one of her muses. One of her muses. Seth opposite of Colin Farrell, who, sweaty, shirt off, the ladies in this film of the era, very buttoned up. This is like oh, yeah. Seth heavily corseted. Corseted. And my character is the most prim. Shes very uptight. And the most like her inner workings are so tumultuous and shes just ready explode, basically so. Seth did you youll see in the movie, shes really tightly wound. Seth can you selfcorset . Or is that something no one can selfcorset. Seth yeah, i guess thats the whole thing. Its like bending over a desk being like i remember stacey come in, our costume designer, and be like, nicholes is tight, are you sure no, i dont care, just make me comfy, i dont care. Its a bummer. Relaxing during takes there were a lot beds in the in the house we shot in, we just like laid down, facedown, we decided was the most comfortable to sit. [ laughter ] not laying back. Face forward. Seth so your your prediction would be the corsets arent making a comeback . I hope not, yeah. Seth yeah, yeah. You mentioned the house you shot in, the exterior looked familiar to me and it is the same as, its the house from lemonade. Yes, it is. Yes, yes. Seth yeah. A little girl discovered that. They found out based on a chair in the house, which i dont know. Seth wow. Yeah, i had no idea the girls figured it out so we did a photo shoot. Seth its been so long since i cared about popular music enough to recognize a chair from a video. [ laughter ] yeah, i dont i didnt either, i had no idea. I had not seen it. I was like okay, lets take pictures. And yeah. She definitely didnt stay at the hotel we were staying at, though. Seth the interiors are so this is a the interiors were of Jennifer Coolidges house. Seth a fantastic actress. A really funny one. Yeah, from best in show, yeah, most of Christopher Guest movies. So we shot at her house, yeah. Seth and is it true that this was in louisiana, that you got invited to a Halloween Party . We did, yes. But but me and my fiance, jesse and elle fanning, we all went together, but it was 18th century wigs and like vampires and all powdered wigs. And i was dressed as ms. Ratchet nurse ratchet. Jesse we did one flew over the cuckoos nest. And then, elle was like a fairy, so we stuck out like we didnt last long at the party. Seth did do you feel like you had not been properly warned about what the costume protocol was . Uh absolutely not we walked in and they were like, oh, a nurse is here. I was like, oh. I dont know. [ laughter ] seth you mentioned jesse, your fiance, jesse plemons. You guys i guess you met on the set of the Second Season of fargo. We did. Seth didnt start dating then no, we got together a year afterwards. Seth thats great. I think thats very healthy. We were talking about this backstage yeah. Yeah, i you know, you dont want to yeah, we became friends first. Seth right, you dont want to get caught up in the, were playing a couple on a show. Yea, im very sensitive to that. And we yeah, yeah. Seth and but season two of fargo, i told him when he was here, so fantastic. Was that just an incredible show to do . It was, it was one of the best roles ive ever played, it was so well written and so rich. Seth and being the kind of show it is, each set of characters just does one season, did it feel more like you were shooting a movie than a Television Show over the course of it . It did and thats the way i remember getting emails from noah hawley before we started shooting and he really does treat it like one long film. And thats, you know, the way he wants everyone to approach it. Theres a lot of yeah, ii felt yeah, like a long film. It did. Yeah. Seth and do you season 3 just wrapped up or is just wrapping up. Can you watch it . Or is it weird being part of a show that then youre not in the next season . I think when you were in the second youre just like, well, is that right . I dont know, youre just a little more judgy, i think. Oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] the next person who has this show im going to be a real pain in the ass about. [ laughter ] well, i swear you know what, i remember after watching the first one, it was so good, were like, weve got to out do this season, you know. As an actor. Everyones competitive. Youre like, i want to do better were going to make the best season. Seth you guys did have the advantage though i guess your fargo is the one that took place in the 70s, right . Yeah, we did. Seth so you guys as far as very highwaisted jeans, no one will ever argue that you guys didnt nail it. No, but i notice the new season kind of has a retro feel too. Seth youre right. Sometimes im like, why didnt they just use their cell phone . Seth oh, oh it does take place in 2010. Seth you have some issues about the lack of using yes, sorry, noah. Seth era thats great. Look, season 2 is throwing down on season 3, i love it. [ light laughter ] by the way, thats why Clint Eastwood is watching your beguiled being like, thats not right [ laughter ] youre supposed to kiss the 6yearold theyre getting it all wrong. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. Thanks, seth. Great to see you. [ cheers and applause ] seth Kirsten Dunst, everybody. Beguiled is in theaters, friday and everywhere june 30th. 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All right, if you ask me the black Community Gets way too caught up on that word. Its just a distraction. We should focus on things that actually matter. Like, i dont know Voter Suppression instead of hulk hogan or dog the Bounty Hunter or Justin Timberlake saying the n word. Oh, no, j. T. Said it too . [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show Jerrod Carmichael, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth im so happy you brought a drink out. Yeah, because i figured i was drinking backstage, and it was like why lie to you . Seth right. [ laughter ] why lie to all of you . Seth yeah. Also this is youre a man in season three of a Television Show. Yeah, yeah. Its like [ bleep ] everything. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] the first time you were here you were just hanging on. Oh, i hope i get renewed. Alright, now bourbon on camera. [ laughter ] seth so congratulations. Thank you. Seth im such a fan of your show. And your show in a weird way it is a throwback to sort of its a family situational comedy but its also it addresses issues as we can tell from that clip. Its a comedy for your entire family where we say [ bleep ] six times in an episode. Seth yeah. And you can tell its hard. But look, whats wrong with you guys . [ laughter ] seth thats just one. Like you dont say it when kanye comes on the radio. [ laughter ] seth now thats a singalong. That is the singalong version. Thats a singalong. Oh, im sorry, i didnt realize there was a summer camp clause. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] as long as youre singing along i think it takes some of the edge off it. I mean, i wouldnt do it with my windows down. Yeah. Heres the thing. We just got to accept it. Its a fun word. Seth oh, okay. It is a fun word to say. Yeah it has a little intense history of hate. And you know, people heard it before they were being hung from trees. But it just rhymes with so many things. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i hadnt even thought about that part of it. Yeah, yeah. Its a good word. Seth i mean, im not looking to do a lot of rhymes so thats probably why ive been less predisposed to need it. Yeah, but its still just a fun i dont know. Seth yeah. Oh, man. Im glad my grandmas dead, she would have hated this episode. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] oh, man. Seth you i want to ask about your family. Because did you come from an opinionated family . Yeah, they all like we actually had a conversation like a couple weeks ago that mirrors the one thats on the episode. Of just like arguing over who should say the n word, how offended we actually are versus how we pretend to be offended in public. Its fun. Seth and now you gave your parents on the show your actual parents names . Yeah, yeah. Seth are they happy about that . It incites a lot of Identity Theft but i think were fine. [ laughter ] its like were like welcoming. Hey, credit card information. Seth right. But its but its they like it. They like it. My dad gets recognized a lot in north carolina. He was just telling me that like people are like taking pictures with him in north carolina. Seth does he love it . I want to see all of these pictures. [ laughter ] i want to see them. Just him like at work, just posing with random people. Seth i want to see the faces of the people, the people who took the picture showing being like, thats the guy, the real guy. Yeah. Seth who David Alan Grier plays. I want to hear the back story of those fans. Whats going on with you . How are you . Seth im good. Enough about me. Seth oh thank you for [ talking over each other ] we get it. I have a show. Im in transformers. Yada yada yada. Hollywood. Whats going on with you . Seth everythings good. You know, its an interesting time. You know, we every now and then issues come up on this show too. And as you know its an interesting time to talk about things. I love the i was watching the press conference. Seth oh, yeah. Where we cut up spicer. Yeah, that was really great. Seth its fun. Its nice to use sean spicers answers for something other than confusion. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He is a confused sweaty sweaty man. Seth i keep saying hes the person i most want to have on this show. I have so many questions about his day. Do you think he would do it . Do you think he would seth i dont. I can tell you based on asks so far, no. [ laughter ] what like whats the fear . That hes going to come on and seth well i get look, i get that this must feel like an away game to people of a certain political ilk. Yeah. Seth but i have a lot of but you would be its not like you wouldnt just like bash him . Seth no. It would be an honest, open conversation. Seth i genuinely have questions about what his day is like. I could even promise that it would all be just logistics. Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont know what spicers day is like, but i know it starts every morning with, goddammit, again . Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but see, that [ cheers and applause ] the morning one, we can all handle the morning one. Because its, okay, get the team together. Yeah. Seth which im sure is now two and a half people or whatever. Theres no nobody at the white house has a full team anymore. Yeah. Seth because i feel like, everybodys like, hey, im going to do a different job. But i think its the ones that happen ten minutes before he goes on. Yeah. Seth those are the, goddamn, not again. Oh, okay, all right. Okay, lets figure this one out. Seth where hes had no time to process even the beginnings of the chess move that i feel like you need to have. I feel like all of his press conferences should start with him saying, look, we all make mistakes, man. What do you want from us . [ laughter ] seth i do, do you i know theres some people that think this is so we live in such an adversarial time and if you are if youre one Political Party you never want to see them having fun with another Political Party. I am genuinely it makes me happy when the press and sean spicer all laugh at the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Seth i just feel, oh, thats an america we can live in. Yeah, its just a moment where were like, okay were not going to just kill each other today. Seth yeah, but you know, hell hell Say Something they all know is ridiculous but theyll laugh and hell laugh too because he knows its ridiculous. Yeah, thats fun, thats fun. Ah, you know im lying to you. You know im lying to you, right . Seth yeah hes like your friend hes like your friend who always show shows up late. And was like, traffic was terrible. And theyre like, get the [ bleep ] out of [ bleep ] here. You know. Seth you forgot where we were meeting. You woke up ten minutes ago. [ laughter ] yeah, hes i mean, its interesting. Its interesting to watch. I really wish he would come on the show. Seth yeah. Can i come . Can i be the second guest . I just want to sit here seth yes. I just want to sit here and stare at him. Seth well, i dont know if this is making it sound like a more no, no. I stare at everybody. Seth okay, great. Oh yeah, so he wont feel like hes getting picked on. Youll have to stay for the guests and stare at all of them. Are you still are you still doing standup . Are you still out no, i went up i performed like maybe six times this year. Seth okay. Three of them Charity Events. One of them a charity i heard of. Seth uhhuh. I got to apologize i should apologize. I did this Charity Event like Scooter Braun and his wife put on, lovely people, and they put it on for like cancer research. But like they had this auction, where they like auctioned off like a mini cooper. Seth yeah. You know, like for the charity. And i just went out there, and for some reason i was in a mood. Seth yeah. And i just admonished the audience for needing an auction to donate to cancer. I was like, were all [ bleep ] terrified of death, we dont know whats going to happen after we die, just give 50,000, why do you need an auction to give money to this . And nobodys going to drive a mini cooper, were all adults. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] an adult in a mini cooper . Like thats just silly. Thats silly. Thats a very sil if your friend like came outside of your house like in a mini cooper, youre like im like well call a cab. Im not getting in this. [ laughter ] seth i feel like the only way to have one, the only way to defend it, is to give to be able to say the money went to cancer research. And even then. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] its still silly. With all due respect to mini cooper, im sure its a Lovely Company with great people. But come on, man. Seth do you think thats going to save it what you just said there . [ laughter and applause ] yeah. Heres the thing. Heres the thing. I guarantee you the ceo of mini cooper drives a mercedes. Seth okay. I guarantee. Seth yeah i feel pretty confident about that. Theres no way. Im not being seen in this [ bleep ]. You kidding me . Seth yeah, its not like when you go to mini coopers headquarters theres all these tiny like compactonly parking spots. Yeah, at best its silly. [ laughter ] seth well, look, so again just want to hit a few points because we kind of ran out of time. Oh, yeah. Seth youre definitely going to be in transformers . [ laughter ] yes. Seth okay, good. I saw a cut. I had to think, i saw a cut. Im still in there. Seth okay good. Yeah, im excited for it. It was fun. Michael bay is fun. Seth did you have to do a lot of green screen stuff . Did you have to pretend to see transformers that of course werent actually there . Yeah, but i have like this mental thing where i see them regardless. [ laughter ] seth give it up for Jerrod Carmichael. Transformers the last knight opens in theaters and imax 3d wednesday. The carmichael show airs wednesday nights at 9 00 pm here on nbc. 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And i just got an unlimited plan. Its the right plan, wrong network. You see, verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america. Its built to work better in cities. Tell you what, just use mine. Thanks. No problem. All right, lets go live. Say hi to everybody who wasnt invited vo when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. Just 45 per line for four lines. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back. So as we mentioned earlier, now that President Trump is formally under investigation by a special prosecutor, hes decided to call in the calvary and hire the best team of lawyers that money can buy hey, seth . Seth yeah . Yeah, tom . Did you just say call in the calvary . Seth yes. That word, its actually pronounced cavalry. Seth oh, okay, you know, i always slip up on that word, say it again for me . Cavalry. Seth and i said . Calvary. Seth and that is . Incorrect. Seth oh. [ light laughter ] i know im not the only person who says it that way. What do you say, jim . Cavalry or calvary . My mother was from calgary. Seth i dont believe that. Calgary, queens. Seth okay, yeah. I believe that. Hey, gene . Do you call in the cavalry or do you call in the calvary . I only call in the courvoisier. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth gene, youre not allowed to drink on the job. This is my day off. Seth oh. [ laughter ] apologies. What about you, wally . Do you send in the calvary . Well seth, im on a diet. So i send back the calories. Seth wally, youre holding a hamburger. Oh. No, this . No, no, this is just my hamburger hat. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth i dont all right. Cavalry or calvary . What do you think . Seth jabour, syd, marnie, eli, jeff tweedy from wilco . Calvary. Calvary. Calvary. Cavalry. Chivalry. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] seth jeff its definitely not chivalry. Wow. Thanks for singling me out, seth. I guess what they say is true. Calvary is dead. [ laughter ] hey seth, do you want to move on to the next story . Seth yeah, yeah, yeah, good thinking. All right here we go. Recent developments by top scientists in the uk have shown that Blood Pressure can be reduced by eating super foods like the acai berry. Hey, seth . Seth oh, man. What is it now, tom . That fruit is actually pronounced asighyee berry. Seth and i said . Acai berry. Seth hey, ben would you say asighyee berry or acai berry . I think id say a cadbury. [ laughter ] seth a cadbury . Yeah. A cadbury. The sweet and tasty chocolate egg introduced in 1923 and popularized by the easter bunny, one of which im holding in my hand right now. [ cheers ] seth yeah, well thats definitely not what were talking about. Oh, sure, yeah. Next thing youre going to tell me is you dont think i can eat the whole egg in one bite seth that was definitely not the next thing i was going to say. [ laughter ] well, youre dead wrong how do you like me now, bitch [ cheers and applause ] seth fine. Why is that an applause break . Baze. Baze, youre the head writer, you want to chime in on any of this . You eat an acai berry and you call in the cavalry. Seth and is there any easy way to remember that . For you . I dont think so. [ light laughter ] seth well, thanks for singling me out. I guess what jeff tweedy said is right. Calvary is dead. Well be right back with music from jeff tweedy, everybody [ cheers and applause ] no splashing wait, so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uh huh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phone everything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah, its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permanent now you can ditch verizon but keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to tmobile. Mr. Brady, weve been expecting you. Will you be needing anything else . No. Not a thing. Beautyrest black. Get your beautyrest. Beautyrest black. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth this friday, my next guest will kick off the solid sound festival with his band wilco and release his new solo acoustic album together at last. Here tonight, performing im trying to break your heart, please welcome jeff tweedy [ cheers and applause ] i am an american aquarium drinker i assassin down the avenue im hiding out in the big city blinking what was i thinking when i let go of you lets forget about the tonguetied lightning lets undress just like crosseyed strangers this is not a joke so please stop smiling what was i thinking when i said it didnt hurt i want to glide through those brown eyes dreaming take it from the inside baby hold on tight you were so right when you said that ive been drinking what was i thinking when we said good night i want to hold you in the bibleblack predawn youre quite a quiet domino bury me now take off your bandaid because i dont believe in touchdowns what was i thinking when i said hello id always thought that if i held you tightly youd always love me like you did back then then i fell asleep and the city kept blinking what was i thinking when i let you back in i am trying to break your heart i am trying to break your heart but still id be lying if i said it wasnt easy i am trying to break your heart disposable dixiecup drinker i assassin down the avenue im hiding out in the big city blinking what was i thinking when i let go of you [ cheers and applause ] seth jeff tweedy, everybody tune in again tomorrow night for another great performance. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Kirsten Dunst, Jerrod Carmichael, jeff tweedy, everybody. Daru jones, 8g band, stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson whats happening, folks . My names carson daly. This fine program here is last call. You tunn

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