New york, donald trump versus Hillary Clinton in the first of three president ial debates. It was a long 90 minutes. But the results are in. And not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. Its very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. The choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the mostwatched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of cheers, the finale of m. A. S. H. , for real. Makes sense, in a way this election feels liable the Series Finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as angry, bookish, or overbearing. [ laughter ] so i feel like this should have been this would have been better on pay per view. You can bet on this like a sporting event. Not on the winner, the winner wont be anno
New york, donald trump versus Hillary Clinton in the first of three president ial debates. It was a long 90 minutes. But the results are in. And not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. Its very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. The choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the mostwatched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the cheers, the finale of m. A. S. H. , for real. Makes sense, in a way this election feels liable the Series Finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as his penis. [ laughter ] so i feel like this should have been this would have been better on pay per view. You can bet on this like a sporting event. Not on the winner, the winner wont be announced until tomorrow nights res
Welcome to hollywood, welcome to california. This is where it all happens. Did you know we have a new state law in california that could affect your hair style. Starting january 1st, beauty salons and barbershops will be allowed to serve drinks. For real. Because when you combine alcohol with scissors, what could possibly go wrong . Obviously the drinks are for the customers. I guess the stylists would be allowed to drink. And if barbers are allowed to drink, can bartenders cut hair . Maybe highlights. Do you like that plan, guillermo . Guillermo i love that. Jimmy i had a feeling. Before the political news, lets go to donald trump in council bluffs, iowa for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. How many people destroyed a iphone or phone with a hammer . Anybody in the room . Huh . [ applause ] jimmy you know what . Maybe we should be smashing our phones. According to fbi, foreign hackers have made several attempts to breach Voter Registration websites in the United States with inte
Hillary clinton in the first of three president ial debates. It was a long 90 minutes. But the results are in. And not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. Its very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. The choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the mostwatched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of cheers, the final m. A. S. H. , for real. Makes sense, in a way this election feels liable the Series Finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as angry, bookish, or overbearing. Donald trump had to not mention his penis. So i feel like this should have been this would have been better on pay per view. You can bet on this like a not on the winner, the winner wont be announced until tomorrow
Hofstra university in hempstead, new york, donald trump versus Hillary Clinton in the first of three president ial debates. It was a long 90 minutes. But the results are in. And not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. Its very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. The choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the mostwatched debate ever. The ratings were expected to rank up with the cheers, the finale of m. A. S. H. , for real. Makes sense, in a way this election feels liable the Series Finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. The experts said in order to win, Hillary Clinton had to project an image of competence, experience, wisdom, health, and vitality, without coming off as donald trump had to not mention his penis. [ laughter ] so i feel like this should have been this would have been better on pay per view. You can bet on this like a sporting event. Not on t