f parents to be leading the development of their own children. and it s already leading to disastrous outcomes, including one father in florida who said that the district secretly, secretly performed thiscl facilityuding , did this transmission against his daughter, which contributed to her attempted suicidede. the lawsuits are coming. parents are coming. this is a disaster waiting to happen. they re asking kids to happhey re asking kids to and to live a double lifeasking their live a double lifeasking their parents and their and their family values. let s go to you, amala. l what you were a left wing activist at what time? at one time. what is behind this? why are they doing this? well, i like to think that i lik people are driven by compassion when people you fall for theses of ideologies. fall fklogies. that they are upholding their child s beliefs and thoughts and whoey re up their child believes themselves belieichild believes themselves ushering in a ner child w phasef equity
are we nearly there yet? just 32 minutes into a carjourney and has a backseat meltdown after an hour and ten minutes. and to make matters worse, experts at nottingham trent university say that for each extra sibling in the car, the tantrum is brought forward by ten minutes. we can all do with a bit of a light relief on a monday morning, can t we? and today, we re in luck, as the award for the funniestjoke of the edinburgh fringe festival is back this year, for the first time since 2019. in a moment, we ll hearfrom the man behind the pasta pun voted the public s favourite but first, here s some of the other one liners that made it to the top ten. iam not i am not sure i am known for my comedic delivery, but let s go. let s start off with the runner up, then. did you know, if you get pregnant in the amazon, it s next day delivery? how about, i hate funerals i m not a mourning person ? and. i used to live hand to mouth. do you know what changed my life? cutlery.
movement, you do not represent our country. and if you broke the law, you cannot say that i am not going to say that. i already said you will pay. the demonstrators who infiltrated the capital have defied the seat of it is defiled, right? i can t see it very well. i m going to do this. let s go. but this election is now over. congress has certified the results i do want to say the election is over, i just want to say congress has certified the results without saying the election is over. now congress now congress has certified s go to the paragraph before. okay? i would like to begin by addressing the heinous attack yesterday yesterday s a hard work for me.
,but they don t want to talk about it and they definitely don t want you to talk about it or ask any questions, as if to prove that point. the new york times just ranou a piece explaining that when you asked questions about, you are committing a moral crime, . ybe even helping putin the piece was entitled it s just beenju life as the victim of a january six conspiracy theory. oh, so real. the guy telling people toac breach the capitol is now, inh the words new york times , a victim, a victim of your unrestrained curiosity. now, this piece was written u by a reporternr who has spentas years schilling openly fornl the intelligence agency may give you some sense of where the storyline comes from, like the agencies themselves, the new york times piece was highly deceptive. for example, the new york times says that epps was, quote, thtaped urging people to go to the capitol hill. but that s not what the tape shows. raft s is doing something very different. ramp s is urging people to,s go