Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h
Jason alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dianne more rainn wilson whether its a Family Living under the same roof. Jj dynomite james now thats the kind of talk i like to hear. Rai
Jason alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dianne more rainn wilson whether its a Family Living under the same roof. Jj dynomite james now thats the kind of talk i like to hear. Rai
Jason alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dianne more rainn wilson whether its a Family Living under the same roof. Jj dynomite james now thats the kind of talk i like to hear. Rai
Jason alexander and boom, there you go, a situation comedy. Sheldon bazinga tim allen this twenty three minutes of magic. Lucy its so tasty, too tracy morgan you fell in love with these characters. Arnold What Chu Talkin about willis . Geri jewell we need to laugh at ourselves. Joey you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. Constance wu laughter opens you up. Haley okay ready . Surprise [screaming and chaos] Mara Brock Akil the things that we might be afraid to talk about. Bow some people that were supposed to protect us didnt do the right thing. Tim reid like racism. Son so the cops are the bad guys . Dre yes. Bow no. Kim fields Class Wars Ralph money im a millionaire. Dan levy and gender diversity. Sarah dad . Maura hi girls. Ted danson you can reach in and really touch peoples hearts. Dianne i hate you sam are you as turned on as i am . Dianne more rainn wilson whether its a Family Living under the same roof. Jj dynomite james now thats the kind of talk i like to hear. Rai