i can t deal with this much stress. kimmel: have a good weekend, everybody! i m getting the hell out of here. i can deal with this much stress good weekend, everybody. i m hitting the hell out of here it s not necessary to salute, sir. just your hand over your heart. there s enough when we come on, he was plenty. the end, the aura about them may look at the killer whale we eat himself on your carpet who is the king of late night but he was still alive never occurred to me that there would be other talk shows they didn t reverend dr. matthew tension wonderful. are you really truly idiots or is it me but it was gonna be shocking because superbus about at 76 got to get to laugh. we re not even going to have sex that many times again it s one of the funny things ever and it s really i m sorry, we re experiencing technical doesn t lose. it s so revolutionary that completely changed my lif e my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad
i hear she s great. put her on. will you please welcome a brand-new comedy talent, elayne boosler. fancy restaurants are very confusing. because you do what you have to do, you come out. there s an attendant there. you have to tip this person. i have never figured out. 15% of what? [ laughter ] i got 13 applause breaks. it was unheard of. you re really good. thank you. so are you. you excited? yes. the night before i did the tonight show, i couldn t buy a piece of carrot cake. two nights after the tonight show, i bought a car. so nice to hear somebody talking about all the things that make women laugh. i hope everybody got it. oh, i think so. so the road to fame and fortune is through studio 1 in burbank where they now tape the tonight show starring johnny carson. david letterman. he goes to l.a. to get on the tonight show. jay leno, he s from boston and new york, he goes to l.a. and suddenly the great comedy
very confusing because you do what you have to do. you come out. there is an attendant there. you have to tip this person. i have never figured out 15% of what? i got 13 applause breaks. it was unheard of. you re really good. thank you. so are you. you excited? yes. the night before i did the tonight show, i couldn t buy a piece of carrot cake. two nights after the tonight show, i bought a car. so nice hearing people talking about what makes women laugh. i think everybody got it. oh, i think so. so the road to fame and fortune is through studio 1 in burbank where they now tape the tonight show tarring johnny carson. david letterman. he goes to l.a. to get on the tonight show. jay leno, he s from boston and new york, he goes to l.a. and suddenly the great comedy migration was on.