tell people not to laugh. how they overcame their differences? how two right-wing, deep south, southerners were able to not reach across the aisle and stay on the same side of the aisle and bond? was it their love for benghazi? it s inspiring. number one, i get your point. they re not divided. they started out together. number two, i would love to work out with you because when i see how much effort you put into just one joke yes, yes. you know, the level of real labor that goes into it. you should see when i get laughs. joe, anyone else on your list this week? i mean we could talk about the hats that the gop are selling. yeah. freedom hats. $35. i just have a lot of problems with look at that. it s garish. it s gjingoist. what is that graphic? it s a decapitated eagle. it couldn t be more symbolic of what s going on. it s like the alt-right. they go, are you prejudiced?
i ll be honest. i am not a political comedian really, but i do watch a lot of news on television, and i ve noticed lately that president obama looks very sad, you know? like he looks depressed. i feel like every morning when obama wakes up, he goes to his bathroom mirror and says to himself, no matter what i do, no matter what i try to accomplish, will smith s just going to play me in my stupid movie, so joe also has a new netflix special. the black woman was like, yeah, i thought you were like a light skinned black guy. i looked at her, and i was like, aayesha, for real? that s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. i m a 33-year-old jewish man. that s all i ve ever wanted in my life. and comedian andy kindler is here. you might recognize him for his role as andy in everybody loves raymond. sounds dated now after his current stuff. you may remember him for please
don t eat the daisies 50 years ago. i think your haircut and accent are also dated, so at least your consistent. let me play a little more of you being funny. oh. he s so insane, he started trump university, but it s not even a university. it s just a website. how would you recruit students for that? excellent hair, son. you re on your way. would you care to see a brochure from trump university? it s the best university in the country. did you know those jokes were about a future president? that was in 2008. i was nothing if not prescient. true. today you re nothing if not boca. boca raton? yeah. in the words of vanilla ice, ice, ice, baby. i ve been preparing that all week. he s not wrong. joe, who needs to fall back this week? i think it s pretty obvious
you like bad graphics? join the alt-right. why is it missing a head? why is the eagle missing a head? i mean asking the hard questions. that is a hard question. they re selling like republican hot cakes. i knew that wasn t going to be funny. i couldn t stop it. sometimes i can t stop it, ari. sometimes i feel like you re secretly trolling all of us. and you wrote for the simpsons, right? you know i didn t write for the simpsons. i like to just mess with you. that s so funny. he knows i didn t write for the simpsons. then he says, if anyone knows andy kindler, you know his jokes are not supposed to be funny. in my household when we do that, it comes from a place of love. you know i love you. i m dm-ing you and the whole thing. it s going on the dm. do you know what that is? it s yo gadi. the netflix special by joe, you should check out andy kindler on tour.
preparing that all week. joe, who needs to fall back this week? i think it s pretty obvious, you were talking about him before, it s scott pruitt, this guy is spending the government s money like a sound cloud rapper who s just gotten a record deal, he s like a little oil pump. i mean, like he s got charter planes and flying first class and he has a $40,000 soundproof phone booth which is like, what is that? it s like something from ferdinand s cribs episodes, it s so extravagant. and then i heard on the news that he has like this room situation where he s renting a room from a lobbyist. his air bnb room. yes, he s playing it off like $50 is the going rate in washington, d.c. for example, when i take my dogs to day care, it s $55 a night per dog.