John miller to pose as his own publicist in the early 90s, a new report has surfaced showing that trump also used the name Donald Barron as far back as 1980 how is anyone so lazy they can only be bothered to change half their name when going undercover unless he didnt decide that until halfway through that he wanted to do it. Yes, this is Donald Barron. A different donald a different donald and now i can say whatever i want. Like how i, donald, just saw donald trump, not me barron, in the office gym and if that boy aint hung like a horse, then my names not donald j. Barron, which it is. And if you dont believe me, just ask my wife, melania jones. [ laughter and applause thats good object work. So good at object work Melania Trump has given an exclusive interview to du jour magazine in which she shot down accusations that she avoids the public eye saying, im not shy, i know what i want. And if its anything like trumps previous wives, im guessing half of everything. [ laughter and applau
[ laughter and applause [ laughter ] clickety, clackety, like little [ laughter ] have you never met a dog before . [ indiscernible seth she does. Yeah, i know. Man, dogs are for petting, seth to be fair, she does clickety clack a lot thats a fair hit. Multiple districts in iowa had booties are for shaking. Yeah. [ light laughter ] frisbee is like kramer, where to settle ties at last nights were like he cant enter the caucus by coin flip. Then, a zoo in england recently room without like sliding around discovered that their big cats [ laughter ] people still use those things . Are more active in their said Michael Bloomberg [ laughter and applause seth shes always like burst environment if you spray in with her new invention. Calvin kleins obsession for men. Then go [ indiscernible [ laughter ] former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg today announced and i was like, what seth Brooklyn Ninenine coming back. He is doubling his spending on thats not a surprise. Coming back seth very exciting
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Read their bibles. Oh, i dont know, between the plague and the false idol next to you, i think the bible is going to feel redundant. After social media users accused Jeanine Pirro of being intoxicated during an athome broadcast of her show on saturday, fox news has released a statement blaming and if i remember correctly from my bartending days, a technical difficulty is one part gin, one part vodka and a splash of grenadine. The u. S. Navy hospital ship usns comfort arrived in new york yesterday to help treat patients during the coronavirus outbreak and immediately started attracting some future ones. What are you doing its like ever since the m m store closed, new yorks dumbest people dont know where to hang out. President trump said yesterday that the United States has tested 1 Million People for the coronavirus. Even more impressive, weve used a test that trump created himself. According to reports, white house aides have instructed health and Human Services secretary alex azar not
And walked off stage [ laughter ] despite President Trump claiming that athletes and protesters have disrespected the national anthem, video surfaced from trumps Super Bowl Party showing him fidgeting, pointing and pretending to conduct an orchestra during the song. Take a look. And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air [ laughter ] seth oh my god, youre the leader of the free world and you look like a 5yearold kid an hour into a catholic mass [ laughter ] do you have to [ applause ] i mean, seriously, do you have to pee or something . Well, you should have thought of that before you went insane. [ laughter ] the New Hampshire primary is now a week away, which means were only a few short months from finding out who won iowa [ laughter and applause multiple districts in iowa had to settle ties at last nights caucus by coin flip. People still use those things . Said Michael Bloomberg [ laughter and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg today announced he is doubling his