no timeline, no video years ago. what about the cameras blind spot. d.n.a.? not a trace. even democrats don t buy it. you mean to tell me there is a room in the white house with no video cameras? ain t no damn way, knock it off. man, first off, i m born and raised in washington, d.c. if they re letting people get away with cocaine, let my people out of jail. what is up with that. that s crazy. do you know what i mean? people have been arrested in the district of columbia for cocaine and they done found it in the white house and they can t figure out who is it it belonged to, that s crazy, man. if a bag of coke was found anybody anywhere else besides biden s white house somebody is getting charged. is joe biden even going to address it? we want to know whose the cocaine is, mr. president? who brought cocaine to the white house? jesse: that s right. biden is going back on vacation. hopefully not to the beach. this is the third time they have found drugs in the biden w
late 30 s, single. so are you. washington thought they knew uncle biden. scranton joe, you name it. being a middle class family show was biden s brand. he bragged about it. i m the poorest guy in the senate. supposed to be a guy you could trust. they called him a straight shooter. an honorable public servant. but that was never the reeling joe biden. the real joe biden is a fraud and the media has known about it for years. one of the democratic candidate is senator joseph biden. have you seen the problem he has been having? he went around and made a speech and apparently he quoted i think it was a british politician. took his speech and kind of paraphrased it as his own. and then the press got on him and he was charged also with taking part of bobby kennedy s speeches and biden says not to worry he reassured his staff. he said we have nothing to fear but fear itself. with trump up for re-election the media needed a fraud to take him out. they knew joe biden basically
she peeled off the sticker that said chiquita. i like the banana look. that is how you put that in potassium and you can t fault her for wearing shoulder pads during super bowl week. i have that same dress and she wore it better. i look like a fire hydrant, i had to stop wearing it after tw dogs on me in central park i didn t mind. i guess we should do the state of the union, it s not news to me or to you, maybe you use those 70 to minutes while biden was speaking to do something better with your time like rubbing your grandfather s bunion or retrieving the dead mouse from behind your fridge. i taught my dog out to hoop on command after he hears the word pelosi because one good toward deserves another pair now if i could get him to stop pumping legs when he hears the word promo, if you didn t see the speech, here is a summary of what you missed. actually, that guy moved faster bird biden said a bunch of stuff that wasn t true and republicans called him out for being mo
aw! greg: you know it s illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? ha-ha. greg: just checking. we re breaking new ground. it s time for scratch-n-sniff monologue. this has never been done and probably for good reason, but it s true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! there s something wrong with me. there s something wrong with me, but isn t this fun? it s a special treat for all of you at home and for our fans watching for free at best buy. so let s go to the 1st one. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. huh? huh? oh yeah, there you go. the scratch-n-sniff. get up there. get up to your screen. smell it. smell it. smell your fingers. get up there. all right, what s that smell like? what s that smell like? now if you guessed parmesan cheese, you win. but we will accept crisco, because we know he does. hunter claims his dad viewed him
kat: it s thanks giving weekend. time when many of us enjoy gathering with family. and some enjoy having enough days off in a row to quietly recover from minimally invasive cosmetic procedures while coworkers are none of the wiser and a fan of mine thank you so much for your love and support, and to everyone watching because they re at overwhelm their parents who never turn off fox news hi i m kat and thank you. whoever you are i hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving full of gratefulness for what you have and a wonderful black friday full of realizing that gratitude is no reason to stop from committing physical violence to get the stuff that you still need. must be one around here somewhere. the last one just left. some lady had it on lay away. what lady? fur coat. buddy jingle all the way once you realize that arnold goes through that less to make his son happy and wife won t find out that he lies it is less heartwarming winding new a turbo suit shouldn t b