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Avo withbook any flightways get the lowest price or hotel and if you find it for less, well match it and give you 50 dollars off your next trip expedia, find yours the owner of California Chrome is eating crow this morning. He says hes sorry for his angry comments about the winner 0 the belmont stakes. Abcs ryan smith has more. Reporter an emotional maia cull pa from the owner of California Chrome. I need to apologize to the world and america. I apologize. I sincerely apologize. Speaking to Robin Roberts on good morning america, steve and his wife by his side regretting his heated marks on live tv after his horse came up short for racings crown jewel, the triple crown, he slammed the winning horse for running just the belmont stakes, not the Kentucky Derby and preakness like California Chrome. This is the cowards way out. I know it is a tough loss. We hope to see him down the road. On sunday, he tried to make the point that horses should have to run all three races. Using an example th
There has been a deadly discovery in south korea. The vice principal of that high school where so many died in that ferry accident found dead apparently committing suicide. The captain and crew could face criminal charges. Official death toll is 28, 268 others are listed as missing, most of them high school students. Harry faucet is in south korea where despite the odds, the search for survivors continues. Reporter heading out on a foggy day to the focal point. Emerges out of the gloom dozens of vessels and at the center of it all the ferry, a tyne part of this 150meter long ferry breaking the surface. Its just after 9 00 a. M. Local time. Were approaching the period when rescue officials said the tides would be suitable to try it again. Theres a lot of activity around the upturned hull right now. As the day wore on, divers went down on ten separate occasions. Officials say they managed to secure a guide rope, begin pumping air through the wheelhouse, and access the second floor argo c
Helped to heal new york a9 11, and became a major destination for film makers around the world. Deescalation, thats the coal of a diplomatic deal goal of a diplomatic deal for the ukraine. The deal was reached in ukraine, here is what it says after announcing the deal secretary of state john kerry called on the russians to stick to it. We expect the russian separatists who they have been supporting lay down their arms, leave the buildings and pursue their political objectives through the constitution that the agreement guarantees. The white house welcomed the agreement. President obama voiced doubt about the commitment to see it through. Libby casey reports from the white house. President obama not expressing a lot of confidence in the deal, saying hes waiting to see proof that russia is serious about changing the situation on the ground. He said at this point no one is sure of anything, although he used words like hope and promise, and said there is a possibility, a prospect that dipl
About how to rebuild our roads and bridges and infrastructure and put people back to work. They would much rather us talk about how we can boost wages and improve their individual family autumn lines. Bottom lines. If the republicans want to spend the entire next six months or year talking about repealing a bill that provides millions of People Health insurance, without inviting any meaningful alternative, instead of talking and Economic Situation of families across the country, that is their prerogative. Willme point i think they make the transition. That is my hope anyway. If not, we will keep on doing what we are doing which is making it work for people all across the country. Going to say one last thing about this. Just because this does frustrate me. Chosen not tove expand medicaid for no other reason than political spite. You got 5 Million People who could be having Health Insurance right now at no cost to these states, zero cost to these states other than ideological not to they