i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
when lucille ball was pregnant on i love lucy. it keeps changing. so anyone who says, well, it s off limits. well, enjoy the next ten minutes because that s about as long as that s going to last. the thing today, the thing right now you can t make fun of; the thing that s too sensitive at this moment, transgendered people. see? you can t do it. you can t make fun of them. it s too sensitive. in fact, you can t even call them chicks with [bleep] anymore. no, no. you have to call them men who talk too much. there s been so many dirty jokes. so you can t do some cliche [bleep] joke that everybody s heard before, some cliche big [bleep] joke. you better do something fresh and new that nobody s ever talked about before. most women won t let their