Heres a quick reminder eventually you will wear pants again. So, make sure to keep at least a couple pairs. Dont make my mistakes. Anyway, on tonights episode we solve the mask problem forever, theres a new universe you can escape to, mike pompeo is sending you his dinner check. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor right now, if you want good news, youve got to search pretty hard for it, kind of like one of those wheres waldo . Puzzles. By the way, why are we trying to find waldo . What did he do . Did he murder someone . If he did, shouldnt the cops be looking for him . Why are we searching for him . The point is, you dont need to search for good news, because we found it for you in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. All across america, millions of people have been receiving stimulus checks from the gove
Dont get me wrong, i mean, people are still going to die of boredom it is baseball, after all but, thankfully, theyre safe from corona. I have one question why are the fake people Wearing Masks . It just seems unnecessary. America has already shown that if youre a person made out of cardboard, you dont need to wear a mask. Also, i hope they told the announcer that those fans are made out of paper. Otherwise, that guy is going to freak out. Oh, my god that ball just went through a guys chest. Oh, my god, why isnt anybody helping him and that was really creative how they put that kid in a giant bubble baseball. Maybe they should do that with other sports, like in the n. F. L. Put every player in a bubble, then when they get tackled, the ball bounces into the stands, and the fans get to punch the bubble back onto the field. Tell me that doesnt sound like a fun sport. And you solved the concussion problem. Roger goodell, call me. In other news, one of the most inspiring things during these
Lets kick things off in germany. One of the first countries to reopen and the place that ruined tiny mustaches for the rest of us. One nonhuman victim of the coronavirus pandemic has been germanys famous clubbing scene. But now theres a new club for germans who cant wait to get back to the dance floor but still want to be responsible. Well, the clubs are closed but the beat goes on for party goers at this drivein reef in ger mafnee, djs pumped out the music to the car bound crowd. Socially distant dancing was allowed with no more than two people per vehicle. Trevor ja wol, because of corona germans started attending raves in their cars which i guess explains the new options at the gas station. And i cant wait to see all the new club dances that are going to be inspired by this. Ten and two, ten and two, do the ten and two, come on, yall. Once again, corona is making people appreciate the things that we used to hate. Because you realize right now this say drivein rave but before coronav
Oh, this is a filmed interview the sun always rises . No, i did it again. [ laughter ] donald did tom clancy love hunt for red october . Some international news. I mean, it is more a question in yesterday, iran claimed to have a question, you know created a replica of an american its more about a life philosophy drone they captured three years ago. I mean, yeah, it was all right, apparently, its such a it was good, it was great, it was fine realistic copy that when they turned it on, it immediately its more like, how can we make bombed iran. [ laughter ] ourselves better as people so jokes on them. How can we learn from this situation tonight . This is crazy. [ laughter ] seth gotcha. And thats what im happy ohio police are investigating about. Who broke into president i felt like we were teaching people we werent, like, showing a james garfields tomb to steal a sketch we were teaching people. We were growing and, you know, set of commemorative spoons. This is a template for i dont kno
With you when they could have just sent you a text. I dont understand how we went halfies for the meal but i paid fully for the heartbreak, sheila. Health Officials Say that when restaurants reopen in the age of corona people will need to sit a few feet apart from each other for safety. But the question is, how do we do that . Well, one of the countrys top restaurants has come up with an imaginative way to avoid the awkwardness of having a bunch of empty seats. Some places that we go, social distance canning feel a little awkward like maybe lots of empty spaces in a restaurant, for example. So a north virginia restaurant is filling in the missing people with mannequins. The inn at Little Washington which is a renowned fancy place, i have learned, three michelin stars, will soon open for half capacity, likely at the end of the month. But the empty tables will feature these frozen friends in vintage 1940 style outfits. Yes, if eating in a half empty restaurant makes you uncomfortable, no