i know. are men pretending to be woke tyrus to get girls? yeah, they are. 100%. i can remember in college i was an astronomer. because i liked a girl in astrology. greg: astrology. yeah, i didn t even bother to research what it was. oh, let s go see the big dipper. oh, i meant the stars, i m big into stars. that s a rest, the big dipper. that s a big up line right there greg: do you buy this poll? no. it s just men overestimating themselves. men that usually apply for jobs they re not qualified for, women don t usually do that greg: that s a very good point. of course i m woke. although i m some of them thought it meant literally, like, yeah, i m awake.
browser window. [cheers and applause] greg: i was just kidding. okay? wild crime spreads like a virus on a plane full of democrats. at least we know true justice is being done. a florida man has been sentenced to eight months in jail for breaching the senate chamber on january 6th carrying a trump flag. the only surprise, he didn t get life without parole. now, we re not liberal so we get it. you do the crime, you do the time. got that from beretta. for anybody watching who s younger than 75, beretta, he had a parrot. no? doesn t ring a bell? but you can still question the penalty. and, you know, if you were blm, it would be a okay. but it s obvious that they overdid the sentencing. in fact, they even admit it as
good with it. greg: it s why i decided to remain short. i heard that story greg: i could have grown. i could have grown but i said, you know what? uh-uh. i don t need it all greg: i m going to stay 5 9 . i don t need it all. that s right. this is a choice greg: this is a choice. joey, last word to you. do you have anything to add to this conversation? i don t have a clue what in the hell we re talking about. infrastructure, civil war, mausoleum, go. just real quick, you guys have it all wrong. he was never supposed to unite the country. see, the people who called him the great uniter believe that half the country is beyond repair already, we re nowherables, we re evil, we re terrible, we re not worth the breath we take. he was supposed to unite the bernie brothers with the clinton deep state and for all intents and purposes, he s done it. he united the group of people he was supposed to unite and the rest of us are just supposed to sit back and complain about it on
activists behind him because as long as you keep feeding the wokeism, they don t see what you re really doing. but they re sharpening their wives. the progressives will turn on them. his moderateness, that s why he s yelling and blurting the old white man who wants you off his grass and wants to take a nap but you re playing your gangster rap and that s not if line with the progressives. they re going to split. civil war greg: we shall see. we shall see. most sensible thing i said today up next the campaign that spent like rocks stars paying for hotels, limos and bars. ock t don t tip the boat over here we go. rock the boat don t rock the boat, baby rock the boat see disney s jungle cruise. it s time to rock the boat, america. usaa is made for the safe pilots. see disney s jungle cruise. for mac. who can come to a stop with barely a bobble.
you cannot, you cannot create an argument to me that that white, dumb, just i can t remember greg: lego models? the capitol building? moselium to corruption. i would have got it. so you cannot tell me that that is more a symbol of democracy than every town square across the country. amen. that s what bothers me. here s the things that people that exist in town squares, the people that go around their lives are rule followers, so they re easy to punish. but those who aren t rule followers aren t easy to punish. the message is clear. you can come for them but don t come for us. don t come to capitol hill. go to small towns but don t come for us, the ruling class greg: that really pisses me off the way you frame it. i mean it s true. real as it gets. nailed it greg: it pisses the hell out of me. because i know that jjj, triple