Come do this show. cheers and applause senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. Jon fathers homeland ha ha hmm his fathers homeland, the place where his phat was born ill suspect some of my critics back home are suggesting im back here to look for my birth certificate. laughter jon well that stole a lot of the joy out of my joke. You host the daily show obama and ill just pack up and move to some farm in new jersey whats that . Oh im i am doing that . Next week . Wow well, go
Jon thank you my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, a gentleman by the name of tom cruise will be joining us, because some people named cruise have the balls to come do this show. cheers and applause senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. Jon fathers homeland ha ha hmm his fathers homeland, the place where his phat was born ill suspect some of my critics back home are suggesting im back here to look for my birth certificate. laughter jon well that stole a lot of the joy
Senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. Jon fathers homeland ha ha hmm his fathers homeland, the place where his phat was born ill suspect some of my critics back home are suggesting im back here to look for my birth certificate. laughter jon well that stole a lot of the joy out of my joke. You host the daily show obama and ill just pack up and move to some farm in new jersey whats that . Oh im i am doing that . Next week . Wow well, good thing youre here, otherwise i would