Expect, a very dramatic role. Were going to catch up with her. Sometimes we dont expect funny people to be able to pull off the drama. Hoda surprises another well deskoifing woman by granting her a dream come true. This one involves law and order. Youre going to love it. What i was trying to get out before we were so rudely interrupted by somebody, were also going to talk about your pet what . Sometimes you freak dr. Brian beals is here to tell us what to do, everything from an Engagement Ring to anything else. A friend of mines dog swallowed a whole sock. He wasnt eating. She didnt know why. She kept trying to feed him. What is wrong . They removed a huge tube sock. It was in there. Thanks for sharing that with us. The beautiful human being, bishop t. D. Jakes is here. What does the man not do . Now, he is talk show host. A television star. Hoda, im ready. Words of wisdom. Ready . Here we go. The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen. Amen. Thats by g. K. Chesterson
Really . Is it working out for you . Stephen you bet whoa. laughter thats amazing. Stephen yeah. I also take your prenatal vitamins every day. Why would you need those . laughter ah. Is it a boy or a girl . Stephen its a burrito. Oh i felt the kick announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, jessica alba, Bradley Whitford and george takei, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey hey, everybody cheers and applause oh woohoo man cheers and applause welcome to the show, everybody thank you very much welcome to the late show. Thank you so much. Please v a seat thank you so much. Youre very kind welcome to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. The first president ial debate is monday, september 26. We will be live. Join us, wont you . cheers and applause its going to be a lot of fun. But, last night, they held like an amuse douche, if you will. laughter it was call
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Own feelings. [ laughter ] thats not a thing. Thats not a thing. You cant like my own feelings on a bank loan. Seth for 3. 5 billion. Hes like, i feel like a billion bucks. [ laughter ] seth i will say this, i cant wait for the three debates. The vp debate, do you think anyone will watch this . Do you think it will be the lowest rated Vice President ial debate ever . I think theres some chance that the vp debate already happened. Seth yeah, thats a good point. [ laughter ] it just happened and we dont. Wed have to find tape of it. cause id like to see how it went down. Congratulations on the show and all of your success. And im looking forward to the fusion. Thank you. Thank you seth. [ cheers and applause ] seth cenk uygur everybody. The young turks on fusion premieres september 12th. Well be right back. . [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to molly shannon, chris kelly, cenk uygur everybody, fred armisen, nate morton, 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. See you tomorrow. [ cheer
Sure im against the tpp. Obama can you go ahead and pass it right away . Ill have to see it. But i dont think shes a real progressive, no. Seth another thing youve talked about is how trump is running on being a business man. That is sort of his claim to fame and yet youve pointed out not great at it. No, he is horrible at it. Whats interesting is that republicans love failed businessmen. So george w. Bush couldnt make money in oil in texas, and trump couldnt make money running casinos. Theres a saying, the house always wins. And he bankrupted himself running three casinos. Like its never been done before in american history. He is a record breakingly bad business man. So one time hes applying for a loan from Deutsche Bank and hes like oh im worth 3. 5 billion. And yeah, this is a loan, you actually have to actually prove it and so later in a deposition when they asked him whyd you write 3. 5 billion when you werent even close to a billionaire . Own feelings. [ laughter ] thats not a t