[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
their writing reports. the studies show it and you can see it for yourselves, these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your general tools in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. so what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? the quick answer, they are not watching the programs like this. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] very depressing. it is almost like cried. to get to the bottom, you need a former lefty. this week, a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression which comes complete with a beautiful chart. you know you can trust anything with a chart that has colors and numbers and lines. sometimes they are even shaped like pies so that people can understand them. [laughter] [indistinct] would say. greg: e
incorrect. if you are a democrat there is no way you can feel good about the last two years of power because the polls show it has been a fail. if you look at crime, it s raging in every major city, out of control. it s insane. americans are struggling to make ends meet with record inflation. the numbers that just came in hit a fresh 40-year high. everything is 20% more post covid. it doesn t seem to be stopping. the oil and gas, i don t see that mitigating. brian: it s 8.6% inflation. why does shutting down one baby formula factory lead us to soviet-style bare shelves in are democrats trying to score in their own goal? if you look at what the democrats have done, you would think the democrats are heading in such a wrong direction you what have to hide your eyes. with the successful recall of the san francisco d.a. gone, next stop george gascon in los angeles. in november perhaps four more idiot d.a.s will go and criminals will do time for their crimes. and parents are
incorrect. if you are a democrat there is no way you can feel good about the last two years of power because the polls show it has been a fail. if you look at crime, it s raging in every major city, out of control. it s insane. americans are struggling to make ends meet with record inflation. the numbers that just came in hit a fresh 40-year high. everything is 20% more post covid. it doesn t seem to be stopping. the oil and gas, i don t see that mitigating. brian: it s 8.6% inflation. why does shutting down one baby formula factory lead us to soviet-style bare shelves in are democrats trying to score in their own goal? if you look at what the democrats have done, you would think the democrats are heading in such a wrong direction you what have to hide your eyes. with the successful recall of the san francisco d.a. gone, next stop george gascon in los angeles. in november perhaps four more idiot d.a.s will go and criminals will do time for their crimes. and parents are
incorrect. if you are a democrat there is no way you can feel good about the last two years of power because the polls show it has been a fail. if you look at crime, it s raging in every major city, out of control. it s insane. americans are struggling to make ends meet with record inflation. the numbers that just came in hit a fresh 40-year high. everything is 20% more post covid. it doesn t seem to be stopping. the oil and gas, i don t see that mitigating. brian: it s 8.6% inflation. why does shutting down one baby formula factory lead us to soviet-style bare shelves in are democrats trying to score in their own goal? if you look at what the democrats have done, you would think the democrats are heading in such a wrong direction you what have to hide your eyes. with the successful recall of the san francisco d.a. gone, next stop george gascon in los angeles. in november perhaps four more idiot d.a.s will go and criminals will do time for their crimes. and parents are