people suffering every day but this was a story because it s just fun to watch. martha: i m going to go with choice b. greg: yes. martha: i think that s probably, in our news decision making process, when i came into my meeting that mornings everyone was, did you see the video? have you seen the fight. but i ask myself why this stuff seems to happen more often now and you point to covid. and i m thinking that it has something to do with the nexus of bad beer, cocktails and not enough clothing. it s like when people are too casual, they tend to get into fights. like look at what happens when people wear sweat pants at the airport they re pulling each other s hair out. did this happen during victorian time, women who were corseted with large skirts, scene sglooings they didn t have airports. tyrus: she s right back then you had to slap somebody with a glove and then there would be an
news and leave it to the rest of us. and it s safe to say i think we re doing a better job. [cheers and applause]. period! greg: let s welcome tonight s guests! she puts the fox in fox news, host of the story, martha maccallum! [cheers and applause] greg: he thought love is all you need, until he lost half his stuff. actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] greg: she s a woman of the people, and those people are weirdos. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and finally, black cats avoid him for bad luck. my massive side kick and the nwa world champion tyrus! greg:. greg: so this story involves a number of variables. you ve got fights, brawls, you ve got race. who s the expert here on this?
to draw a line from a to b. you get paid a hundred thousand a week when dad s in office, 50 grand maybe for a little while when he s on his way out the door. greg: that s hilarious. i just learned that now. how i did just learn that tyrus. tyrus: you re usually on top of things. maybe you re slowing down. greg: sometimes they take me off those things. tyrus: not playing. you know, the prob doocy s getting smart. because biden can only see about a foot from his face, right? so he ll ask the question 12 feet away with a child s voice. hey, mr. president, i have a question. well come on over. greg: like a 14-year-old girl iyeah. greg: and then he gets mad. [cheers and applause]. tyrus: then doocy hops over and the president s like, whoa. that s a lousy thing to do. martha: lousy. tyrus: the connection is so
have to admit biden is used to easier questions like hey, you going number one or number two? to which he always has the same answer like how am i supposed to know? so much craziness though. i get like they said they poured through hunter s bank accounts. i was like god i wish i had enough money for someone to pour through my bank accounts. he was like, i just did mine, just like that. i just poured through. he bought a car for $160,000, that s how much. that s crazy. i never when i would get a car i would just have to wait for like a grandmother to die. i do have a pretty nice to be honest, you know, things are doing better since being on greg s show my car now has some cool features it has that thing where if you back up and you get too close to something it makes like a crash noise. [laughter] greg: all right. that s enough. you did like six.
compartment. really bad. tyrus: yep. uh-huh. greg: that s all i got. tyrus: just like pence you re out of your element right now. okay, he is trying to be the president of the united [bleep] states and he doesn t know how to pump gas. and here s the deal. watch the tape. there s three cuts. so we know they at least did this dumb [bleep] three times. you are running to be the president of the united states. you don t know how to do this and push the button? and he never got out of a truck before. you see my guy with that door? he was confused. because everyone knows his wife drives and pumps the gas clearly and he sits in the back in the child seat because this is ridiculous. and does anyone believe mike pence owns an aggressive red truck? does anyone believe that? does anyone think that he s driving around and what s the license plate say, hot rod? come on, man. if he has a car at all it would be i would probably say white.