joe biden to read charlotte s web as a freshman in college. so welcome back into the spotlight, iowa. the birth place of vending machines sliced bread and hetero section wales. on tuesday florida governor ron desantis held his first campaign event in a tour that will also take him to new hampshire and south carolina. but i wonder if it was great to be back. it is great to be back and it s great for me to report that our great american comeback starts by sending joe biden back to his basement in delaware! [cheers and applause] greg: well, the rest of the speech hit the usual stuff but the melt s meltdown is already in mid season form when it comes to ron. because there s a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. there is a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. just look at china, cuba, north korea, afghanistan or iran where the government censors the media or force feeds a strict conservative religious ideology to children
kat: i was just thinking about how my mom died in boston, and now i m back. in detroit, the zoo, there s a new baby monkey chimpanzee, chimpanzee actually. greg: is it a monkey or kat: 31 year old chimpanzee named tanya is a mom for the first time which is a big deal because probably her other friends are giving her comments about her scrambling eggs. i went through the reproductive habits of chimps most lady chimps don t go through menopause they actually die but the ones who live longer stay fertile and they can have a bunch of baby dads and the boy chimps don t care if they are they re banging the same girl chimp. i could work at national geographic. greg: is that still around? kat: yeah. greg: remember that magazine. tom: are we not allowed to call chimps monkeys? tyrus: they re not they re aprils.