And alfie boe. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 733. Yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. Hello, everybody. Welcome. Thank you so much. Welcome. I hope you feel welcome here. Thank you for being here, i love you too, sir. [ laughter ] welcome to the tonight show everybody. You made it, this is it. The tonight show. Youre here. This is the show. Youre in the show. [ cheers and applause ] here is what people are talking about. I saw that President Trumps getting some positive press coverage after he worked with demo i know, thats a a shocker. Yeah. [ laughter ] he is Getting Positive Press Coverage after he worked with democrats to pass a government funding bill. Yeah, trump says hes happy with the press, and cant wait to ruin it with one tweet. [ laughter and applause ] i hate santa. Listen to this. So it came out that nancy pelosi asked the president to tweet that dreamers here on the Daca Immigration Program have nothing to worry about, and he actually did. Steve oh. Jimmy then she said, okay now tweet that youre resigning. Well it was worth a shot. It was worth a shot. Worth a try. [ cheers and applause ] but get this, the white house confirmed that trump had a a private meeting with russias new ambassador today. Trump said its very nice to meet you. And the ambassador said dad, its me, don junior. [ laughter ] weve met before. Steve hey oh [ applause ] jimmy we never met. I thought this was very nice. Melania trump donated a set of dr. Seuss books to schools across the country for National Read a book day. Which backfired when trump got home, and said where are all my books . [ laughter ] where are all my books . Are they on a chair, are they in my hair . [ laughter ] thats right, Melania Trump donated some dr. Seuss books to schools across the country, and it turns out the president even sent some of his favorite dr. Seuss books as well. But there were a few that i hadnt heard of before. Take a look at these. For example, trump sent the brat in the hat. [ light laughter ] ive never read that. He also sent oh, the places youll go back to. [ laughter ] never heard of that book. Steve oh, ive never heard of that one. Jimmy never heard of that book. Steve thats a new book. Jimmy thats the one steve wow. He had it. Jimmy finally, he sent one fish, two fish, i mean theres so many fish folks, there are more fish here than have ever been fish anywhere, believe me. Believe me. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of books, Hillary Clinton wrote a new tell all about the election called what happened and she goes after bernie sanders, joe biden, and president obama. I mean hillary trashing democrats and trump working with them . Is today freaky friday . Whats going [ laughter ] what is happening today . [ applause ] oh, this is pretty big. The horror movie it comes out this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] then parents who want revenge for watching frozen 500 times were like, kids, lets go to the movies. Come on. [ laughter ] see a real one. It has clowns in it. [ laughter ] its a big weekend for horror fans. Just take a look at this latest ad i saw. Rolling stone calls it terrifying. The Chicago Sun Times says, our skin is till crawling. And variety says, he will haunt your dreams for weeks. This weekend, 60 minutes interviews steve bannon. Dont watch it alone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kind of interesting. Very scary. [ cheers and applause ] lets get to some sports here. Even though they were big favorites, the new England Patriots lost to the Kansas City Chiefs last night. [ cheers and applause ] and today, the patriots published a book about their loss called what happened. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, it came out today. [ applause ] did you see . After the game Bill Belichick said the patriots, quote, just werent competitive enough, especially on offense and defense. [ laughter ] so if they could just work on those two minor things, they would be better. Offense and defense . Okay, coach. Yeah, okay. Well get right on that, then well be better. Throwing and catching, too . Okay, good. [ laughter ] i saw that this week, this week was prince georges first day of school. [ audience awws ] its a little different. Teachers actually have to ask him if they can use the bathroom. [ laughter ] they go, george, george. Can we use it now . Well be very quick. Listen to this. I read about a gang of wild turkeys that have been terrorizing a town in oregon. [ light laughter ] however, officials expect the problem to work itself out around late november. [ laughter ] theyll figure it out. And finally, you guys, it is fashion week here in new york city, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] fashion week. Models wear crazy outfits to show off the seasons new styles, then we all head to old navy and buy gym shorts and yoga pants. You guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come back again next week, everybody. Jennifer lawrence will be here. [ cheers and applause ] Jake Gyllenhaal will be here. Benedict cumberbatch will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] plus we have performances from yo gotti with nicki minaj, and andy grammar featuring lunch money lewis. [ cheers and applause ] you do not want to miss it. Its a good week. But first we got a great one tonight. He is the star the star of the deuce on hbo, james franco is here tonight. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] love me some franco. Jimmy plus super model Kendall Jenner is stopping by as well. [ cheers and applause ] we love kendall. James, kendall, and i are going to play a game of pup quiz later on in the show. So if you like if you like puppies and you like trivia, well get ready. Plus, if youre a fan of quadrophenia like i am, Pete Townshend is performing tonight. [ cheers and applause ] featuring alfie boe who is just oh my gosh, can he sing, and its this is a new classical version of quadrophenia that is orchestrated by the very talented rachel fuller. It going to be really cool tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy love rein oer me. Its just its pretty amazing. We were here for rehearsal today. I brought my daughters into work today because we went to their doctor theyre already going to therapy. So theyre [ laughter ] no, they went to see their pediatrician, dr. Landis, very close, and she was great. And they got shots shots, shots, shots, no. [ laughter ] but they came in. So they were playing, and then pete, and rachel, they were so nice to the kids. But i let them sit behind they wanted to play behind the desk. Can you see that . [ audience aws ] let me see if i can zoom in. So this is yeah, so this is this is frannie right there. [ laughter ] looking at a marker there, and then over here, thats thats winnie, and theyre playing with theyre playing with petes record album. [ laughter ] and this is what we ended up with. [ laughter ] there you go. [ applause ] steve minidrake. Jimmy thats drake. I dont know how drake ended up there, but [ laughter ] i dont know how drake ended up there, but little baby drake ended up they must have found it somewhere. Oh yeah, we have baby we have stickers of drake all over the studio. There he is. [ laughter ] we have drake everywhere. They found that and just stuck it on there. Guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. You know, i check my inbox. I return [ laughter ] return some emails. And of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] steve is your mic on . Jimmy i think theyre both on. I was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now, is that cool with you guys . Is that alright . [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] great mood, as always. Steve wow. Jimmy thank you, mark zuckerberg, for announcing the birth of your second daughter. Its nice to finally see someone post pictures of their baby on facebook. [ laughter and applause ] shes really great. Steve theyre so cute. So cute. Jimmy thank you, College Classes that start at 8 00 a. M. , for helping prepare students for one of the most important job skills there is, going to work hungover. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its a skill. Its a skill, baby. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, professional football, for being the only major sport where this guy is in perfect shape. [ laughter and applause ] you must have worked hard this summer. Your really did it. You look great, ready to play. [ light laughter ] thank you, School Picture laser backdrop [ light laughter ] for making kids look like theyre halfway through robbing a bank. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, nfl kickoff weekend for reminding me that 2 minutes left in the game really means an hour left in the game. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wrap it up. Wrap it up. We get it. Thank you, visors, or as my head calls you, a convertible. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy i just like getting the air up in there. Steve you need it man. Or else it falls out in chunks. [ laughter ] oh my god. Its a drake cake. Jimmy thank you, crosswalk guy for being the original white walker. [ cheers and applause ] a little game of thrones. Steve come game of thrones, reference, baby topical jimmy g. O. T. Little game of thrones love steve g. O. T. Baby. Jimmy which you love [ light laughter ] thank you, triscuits for being wheat thins that got jacked and spray tanned over the summer. 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I love you, droolius caesar, but sometimes you stink. Febreze car vent clip cleans away odors for up to 30 days. Because the things you love can stink. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a super talented guy, he directs, produces and stars in the brand new hbo series the deuce. Premiering this sunday at 9 00 pm. Its frightening. This show frightened me, im going to tell james that. Its not supposed to frighten. I think its just supposed to be gritty but so well done, that its frightening. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, james franco. There he is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you, come on. James, always great to see you, they love you. I love you. Good to see ya, brother. Youre scared by the show . Jimmy i was scared by the show the deuce. It frightened me. Triggered you . Jimmy what . [ light laughter ] no, it didnt trigger me, no. Its about the rise of the porn industry. Jimmy no, it didnt trigger anything, no. Prostitution. Jimmy it didnt, no. [ light laughter ] nothing triggered anything. Old 42nd street. Jimmy it was just gritty and and great, but i have a a feeling nothing scares you. Nothing nothing scares me . Jimmy yeah. Maybe are you an emotional person . Theres a lot that scares me. Jimmy well, does the it, the clown . Does that scare you . [ light laughter ] i just saw that. Jimmy did it scare you . Um yeah, not really. No, it was really well done. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really well done. We dont want to talk about it. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, i know your not here for that. But it was really well done. You know what scares me . Jimmy thats not what you say when you go to leave a a horror movie. [ talking over each other ] you go, that was really well done. [ laughter ] i would leave thats my biggest compliment of it, i would walk out on it. You know what scares me . Jimmy what . My man tariq is on the show. Jimmy no. The deuce. Jimmy no, tariq. He is the scariest pimp on the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, he plays his im not kidding, hes hes a pimp of an actress. Jimmy look at this. There he is reggie love. Jimmy reggie love. [ light laughter ] his one of his ladies is played by kim director and last night she was telling me this story. In the opening, in the pilot episode, he has this whole amazing scene where he and this other pimp, c. C, have this conversation about nixons war policy in vietnam. Its an incredible scene. While theyre also like, looking for new prospects for ya know, to turn out. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] and Maggie Gyllenhaal saw that it was on the show. And shes amazing in the show. She saw the the dailies of that and she goes up to kim and shes like, oh my god, you got the best pimp. Jimmy you got the best pimp. [ laughter ] you got the best pimp. [ talking over each other ] jimmy no, i heard the voice and i go, i know this voice. Yeah, he is amazing. My man, reggie love. Jimmy i know him really well. Reggie love, thats my man. [ cheers and applause ] tariq, no joke, no joke, tariq, you were phenomenal in in the first episode. You were fantastic. The only problem with tariq on the show is he had to leave at like 3 30 every day to come here. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, thats not the problem, thats good for us. Please. I want to but heres the thing. This is what i want to get into with you. Because we every time you come on, we talk about Different Things you. You do, you do, poetry. You do painting. You really do. You you are a professor. Werent you a professor at one time . Yeah, i taught at too many schools. I taught at nyu, usc, ucla. [ cheers ] jimmy but now but then but then i just heard that youre youre into baking. [ light laughter ] yeah, no. Its true. Jimmy not that type of baking. Not that type of baking like pies, pies. [ light laughter ] cooking, cooking, cooking. What kind of baking . Like crack . Jimmy not crack but what kind of baking . [ laughter ] jimmy baby steps, baby steps. Whats the other kind of baking . While youre baking, you smoked a doobie, man. [ laughter ] oh, baking. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. No, no, no. Although although i did make seth rogen a pie and he loved it. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah im not kidding. Jimmy yeah, well, of course he was probably making a pie is the best move ever. Jimmy really . Now, yes. The way i got into it, my friend, hes like hes like a tough guy, a kick boxer, a a real macho dude, runs marathons and every thing. He my other friend was like, yo, i did ray a favor, and he showed up at my door with a a pie, that he made, and he went out and bought a can of whip cream, brought that, just showed up, boom. Here you go, thank you. Jimmy the kick boxer tough guy . Yeah, i was like, whoa, if ray makes pie. Jimmy thats pretty impressive. Im gonna make a pie. Its the best. Jimmy so you know how to do it and everything . I would be intimidated. I mean, my friend samantha she she taught me how to do it. But its like its a good move. Jimmy cookbooks and stuff . Sam brings it over. Jimmy what did you we watch like, handmaids tale, bake pies. [ light laughter ] and its the best move. And i went over to seth jimmy count me in, man, im in. And i went over to seths, he made dinner. Jimmy but whats your secret pie . Whats your pie . I do i do apple, i do apple crumble, i do blueberry. Jimmy crumbles a gem. Yeah, i mean, it goes over really well. Jimmy yeah. Seth was i mean seth bakes, you know. [ laughter ] and he was like jimmy yes, seth bakes, now youre getting what im saying, yes. He was like, oh, whatever it is, dude, thats fantastic. Best thing i ever had. Jimmy the best pie i ever had. Yeah, i bake, seth bakes. Jimmy so i put on im watching, the deuce, im watching you. First of all, frankie you got i play twins. Jimmy this freaked me out, i did not know this, by the way. Yeah. Jimmy and so im watching. And you play you talk about your twin brother vinnie . Vincents like the responsible brother. Frankie is the degenerate gambler. Jimmy so people yell, hey, frankie. And youre like, walking like, kind of travoltaie. Walking through its so rad. And its just so gritty, 70s new york. It looks great. Then you do this who directed this the pilot . Michelle maclaren, from she was on breaking bad and game of thrones, yeah. Jimmy holy moly [ cheers and applause ] wait til you see this. Its like 19 it feels like youre watching, like, a a documentary from the 70s. And then your well, check it out, were going to watch a clip. I have to say im so [ laughter ] jimmy hey, wait, hold on. It is not like, easy as baking a pie, here. You cant just take over the show. I was going to [ laughter ] were not gonna were not gonna watch a clip. No, were not going to watch one. [ laughter ] were going to watch that clip. Jimmy we might watch that clip. Hold on, a second. [ light laughter ] if we watch this clip. We may not. Im so partly embarrassed, but like, its so obvious how much i love acting with myself. Like [ laughter ] im never ive never seen myself. Jimmy you have great chemistry. With yourself. [ light laughter ] you really. Check it out. Jimmy youre gonna get a a spin off for a sitcom from this. Where you play twin brothers. No, but you play your twin. Maybe, frankie, like, frankie will and vincent wont or something. Jimmy no but youre great. And you have two very subtlety different new york accents. Which i caught on, and i go james franco went and did it on this one. And i dont even know how you acted, because your reflection is in the mirror, and youre yelling at yourself, and having an argument with yourself. I go, wait til you see this. Check it out. Jimmy totally, its great. Its embarrassing how much i love myself. [ laughter ] jimmy is there anything else you can say about the deuce . Just that its a 70s yeah, its 70s, new york. Its all about the old 42nd street. And its david simon and George Pelecanos who, you know, did the wire. Which is like, the best Television Show ever. And its about the rise of the porn industry. Jimmy yeah, i want to show a clip. Right now youre a bartender, and youre also a a a degenerate gambler. There you go. Jimmy here we go. Heres james franco and james franco. [ laughter ] ive got to be honest, i dont even care for james franco, but james franco i love. [ laughter ] hes like, my absolute favorite. So here is James Franco James franco agrees. Jimmy james franco in the deuce. Take a look at this. Boo [ bleep ] hey ellen how bout a ginger ale. Put a little crown royale in it. You know, cola . Hey, baby brother. Working stiff. Where the [ bleep ] you been . Queens. What the [ bleep ] going in queens . Well, they still take my bets there. You still betting . Winning. Im up 4,000. [ bleep ] let me see. [ bleep ] what the [ bleep ] is going to that unhappy [ bleep ] sitting down at that barstool a a couple hours looking for you. You gonna owe me for 30 large. Who, tommy rondo . He came to you . Why the [ bleep ] he come to you . Maybe cause you were in queens. [ cheers and applause ] half of it was bleeped out. Jimmy half of it was bleeped out. We couldnt use half of the words, but if you can just fill in those words. [ light laughter ] you can hear em on hbo. Jimmy you can hear em on hbo. Those words we bleeped out are apple crumble. [ laughter ] james franco, the deuce premieres sunday night on hbo. [ cheers and applause ] james franco and Kendall Jenner are playing a game of pup quiz when we come back puppies, come on back its good [ cheers and applause ] looking for adventure this labor day . Holy smokes. Oh man, thats pretty intense. Look no further than chevrolet. This is a fast car. I feel like i left my soul back there. Wow. 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They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy great one. That was a great one, james. Welcome back to the tonight show. It is time to play pup quiz [ cheers and applause ] jimmy playing tonight, he is a baker, he is an actor, he is the star of the new hbo series the deuce. It is james franco [ cheers and applause ] you know her from keeping up with the kardashians, she a a Brand Ambassador for adidas, and one of the biggest super models in the world, Kendall Jenner, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and this is the first puppy up for grabs tonight. [ audience aws ] this is gary frick jr. Heres how the game works. Ill be asking both of you animal trivia questions. If you answer correctly, you win a golden retriever puppy. [ light laughter ] if you answer incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy. [ light laughter ] james, youre up first. Are you ready . Im ready. Jimmy what animal can climb jimmy what animal can climb higher than any other on planet earth, and has been seen at over 37,000 feet. Is it a, the himalayan jumping spider. Is it b, ruppells vulture, or is it c, a wandering albatross . Say one, say one. You dont know where theyre going to end up. Ruppells vulture. Jimmy ruppells vulture sounds like rubiks cube or something. But, the answer is that is correct, it is, ruppells vulture. [ cheers and applause ] [ audience aws ] [ dogs barking ] there you go. Gary, having a good time there. Okay, here we go. Next question is for you, kendall. What was the most popular name for a female dog in the United States last year . Is it a, luna . Is it b, bella . Or is it c, princess . Im gonna go a, luna. Jimmy why would you go with a, luna . cause i had two friends with two dogs named luna. Jimmy well, there you go. Well, its the most popular so theres a few people already. Jimmy most popular in your world, yeah. Okay, so sorry. [ light laughter ] jimmy that is incorrect, im so sorry. [ buzzer ] the correct answer is bella. That was my second answer. Jimmy james you get another puppy. No [ cheers and applause ] i just cannot happen. Jimmy are you jealous . [ light laughter ] oh, yeah. Two puppies in there there you go. [ light laughter ] [ dogs barking ] perfect, all right. Im getting no puppies out of it. Jimmy that sound means its time for double puppardy. [ laughter ] questions are now worth two puppies. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy next question is for you next question is for you, james. Okay. Jimmy in a recent scientific study, researchers discovered that cows produce the most milk while listening to which one of these songs . Is it a, Single Ladies by beyonce . Is it b, thriller by Michael Jackson . Or is it c, everybody hurts by r. E. M. . [ light laughter ] beyonce, Single Ladies. Jimmy that would be incorrect. [ buzzer ] it is everybody hurts by r. E. M. What . Jimmy that means kendall gets two puppies. [ cheers and applause ] yay jimmy there is Peter Winston and lisa armstrong. Thats the name of these puppies, right here. There you go, kendall, see . Hey, guys. Jimmy yeah, yeah, all right. This is neck and neck. This game is neck and neck. Kendall you get the next question is for you, and this, or course, is the Golden Doodle round. [ light laughter ] question is a hybrid of a a dolphin and a false killer whale is known as what . A, a wholphin. [ light laughter ] b, a dorca. [ light laughter ] or c, a dolphale. Uh, b . Jimmy a dorca . Dorca . Jimmy judges . Incorrect. [ buzzer ] im so sorry, it is a wholphin, is what it was called. [ light laughter ] say hello to carl finston and fin carlston. [ audience aws ] thats out two pups Golden Doodles. Theyre Golden Doodles. Theyll get along with your other dogs. [ dogs barking ] there you go, james. I dont know if [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you go, i dont know. [ puppy barking ] there you go. What . [ puppy barking ] oh, you know what that sound means [ light laughter ] its time for final puppardy. [ light laughter ] this is for all of your opponents puppies. [ audience aws ] now, this is for all of [ laughter ] fin, fin, calm down. Fin, calm down, fin, fin, hey, fin please, have respect for yourself. [ laughter ] fin, stop, stop it. [ light laughter ] oh, my god. Jimmy all right, now you need to pick a [ laughter ] fin, fin, stop right now. James, you need to pick up this ipad right here. Heres the ipad, you need this ipad here. I have no hands. Jimmy here you go, theres an ipad for you. Kendall, you got yours. Yeah. Jimmy all right, here we go. Now, this is a numbers question. You will write your answers down oh, no. [ light laughter ] jimmy and whoever is closest to the correct answer is the pup quiz champion. Okay, here we go. Heres the question. Roughly how many pigeons live in new york city . [ light laughter ] oh, man. Jimmy i mean, a lot of people live here. How many pigeons, roughly, live here . Thats a lot of pigeons, i would say. You have ten seconds, i forgot to tell you that, starting now. Sorry, were out of time almost. Oh, were almost we have seven seconds left. Oh, my god. Jimmy we have six seconds left. Hold on to your puppies. [ light laughter ] nope, im sorry james, i was talking [ buzzer ] all right, here we go. Okay. All right, what did you write down . James, what was your answer . Wait, wait. That was crazy. [ bleep ] [ laughter ] sorry. There we go. Jimmy i think its two million . I thought i was on the deuce, yes. Jimmy two million, yeah. And you just you said a a curse word in front your puppies. [ laughter ] kendall what did you write down . Ten million. Jimmy ten million . The answer is four million. James is the winner. [ cheers and applause ] im so sorry, kendall. I hate i hate to do this to you, you have to say goodbye to your puppies. No jimmy come here, pal. [ audience aws ] here you go. [ laughter ] there you go. Kendall, im sorry, but this one has to come with me. Bye, buddy. Jimmy you know the rules of the game. You know the rules of the game, there you go. Got me all hairy. [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] jimmy perfect, the winner right there, james franco. [ cheers and applause ] but my thanks and Kendall Jenner, and all of these adorable puppies. Were talking to kendall after the break. Stick around, everybody. Well be right back. Stay there. Sit, stay. [ cheers and applause ] sir jeremy, you are a true friend of the crown. Dilly, dilly. Dilly dilly madame susan, you are an even truer friend of the crown. Dilly, dilly. Dilly dilly what is that . This is a spiced honey mead wine that i have really been into lately. Please follow, sir brad. Hes going to give you a private tour of the pit of misery. Im sorry, what . Pit of misery dilly dilly dilly dilly heres to the friends you can always count on. 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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely Kendall Jenner [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. Thank you for coming back. Thanks for having me. Jimmy i always love seeing you. And thank you for playing pup quiz. Yeah, no, it was super fun. Im like jimmy youre very calm with the dogs. A puppy obsessed person. Yeah, i mean. Jimmy are you a pup would you get a puppy now . Or no, youre to busy. Im, like, way too busy, it would be pretty irresponsible of me to have a puppy at the moment. But i think about it all the time. Jimmy you were very calm, youre like the puppy whisper. They were just very calm with you. I know, i love them, they calm me. I was like, i had anxiety, and i sat down. I was like this is good. I love puppies. Jimmy yeah, yeah, im going to be okay. Yeah. Im going to be okay. Jimmy is it true that i read somewhere that your first job was a dog walker . Or is that yeah, actually, i, like i remember i was little, i think i was just bored in my room, and i wrote a letter. And sent it out, like, i went on my dirt bike. And rode around my neighborhood and sent it out to all of my neighbors, and yeah i got a a couple people that would respond to us, they knew, like, my parents, and they were like, shes probably fine she wont hurt our dogs. Jimmy yeah, but then you would [ light laughter ] you would walk them while riding your dirt bike. It was like walk fast [ laughter ] not exactly, but sure. Jimmy very in shape dogs, very in shape. But not too long after that, you got the show keeping up with the kardashians. It has been on ten years. Is that true . Yeah, its great. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at the family right there. Was that a big deal for you . How were you ten or . Yeah, i was ten and, to be honest like, i could not care less when like jimmy you didnt think it was like, oh im famous at 10yearsold. No. Jimmy you go, no. No, i was more concerned about, like, my sports, and like, the boys that i was into. And like, school and homework. Like, i was actually excited to go home and like, lock myself in my room, and like, figure my homework out, and get on the phone with, like, my girlfriends. Jimmy really . Rather then like, yes. Jimmy but even did you start enjoying it . I mean, theres cameras in your house, was it weird . The only it wasnt weird for some reason. I dont know why. It just, kind of, like, went right past kylie and i, but the only time we started to enjoy it, was when we would do fun things. Like when i would hear my sisters outside in the halls, like chasing chickens around the house. I would be like, okay, im in for this. Jimmy oh, yeah. All right, youll do that. I want to be there for the fun stuff so. Jimmy do you like reality tv, like, now . Do you . Yeah, its cool. I think that i think its brought a lot for us. And i think its huge platform for us, and it will never go unnoticed. But for sure, like, i i could not hate a job where i get to work with my family every single day. So thats awesome. Jimmy thats very nice of you. Yeah, of course. I chose not to work with my family. [ laughter ] i mean, my sister maybe, but my mom and dad, no, no, no. [ light laughter ] i dont know if i could do that. But you, now its lead to your modeling career, obviously. Youre now the ambassador for adidas. Which is super rad. Look at these cool i could never do a photo shoot. They wouldnt take me seriously. [ laughter ] look how good you look. Thats so fun. Yeah, its really cool. Jimmy are you loving this . Its really awesome. Ive been in adidas since i was a kid so. Jimmy i sleep in that, every night. [ laughter ] i didnt know how you got into by bedroom, but yeah. I actually do. Thats exactly what i sleep in. Jimmy yeah, no i mean, the tank. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i sleep in a giant butter dish. In my [ laughter ] its a giant butter dish that i have in my bedroom. I dont want to get into it but no big deal, thats how i get to look like this. And [ laughter ] but youve always been a fan of adidas lets just get ready for the aww, how cute moment. Look at this. Oh my god, i look like a a boy. [ audience aws ] jimmy oh, no. Look at how cute. Are you kidding me . My mom gave me the most insane haircut. Or maybe i did it myself. [ light laughter ] jimmy i love it. Its a great haircut, man. And youre getting a big award tonight after our show, tonight. Yeah, i have to like rush over from here. Jimmy youre getting the fashion icon of the decade, at the fashion media award. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thanks. Jimmy come on. Its pretty crazy, im a a little nervous. Jimmy youre blushing, i know. Well no, just cause like, its insane. And its cool cause ive worked pretty hard my entire life, but very, very hard the last four and a half years. So to, kind of, like be recognized. Jimmy you said you were, like, a little nervous . You were like i dont know what i am, im not good at like, speaking and accepting awards and stuff. I feel like its like just i get really nervous and i, like, shut down. Jimmy well, i want to make you Say Something tonight, because oh, great. Jimmy ive written a a speech. And this is a speech that you actually its not a speech, its a letter that you wrote to yourself december 2nd, 2 2010 by Kendall Jenner. Look at this. This is a real letter, and i want to you to read, just what i highlights if you dont mind. Just because, i think its so cool, and i think if theres some type of time warp, you talking to your younger self. If your younger self saw you doing this, would freak out. This is, by the way, still my handwriting. I have 10yearold boys handwriting. Jimmy no, thats still a a girls handwriting. Dear me, i am on my freshman retreat right now, and it is really boring, but i met new people i guess thats good. I am modeling right now and i love it. Love is in caps. I am also on a show called keeping up with the kardashians. And we are filming season five. Then we will be filming season six. My goal in life is to become a a big time model and travel to really amazing places. I really hope it happens, smiley face. And then i say a couple other things and then i go, im 14yearsold, just thought i would say that, lol. Oh, im so lame. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i get it. Oh, and im really excited to read this in the future. [ audience aws ] jimmy thats the best thats the best thing ive ever seen in my entire life. Im so happy for you. Im so proud. I feel like i feel like im like, in your family too. [ laughter ] and how cool is that . Kendall jenner, everybody. Congratulations thank you. Jimmy its going to be so great. Kendall jenner, Pete Townshend and alfie boe will perform after the break. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guests are a rock icon and a a tonyaward winning tenor who are in the midst of the classic quadrophenia tour. Proceeds from upcoming shows in chicago and los angeles will benefit team cancer of america. Performing love reign oer me from the album classic quadrophenia, with a little help from the roots, please welcome Pete Townshend and alfie boe. [ cheers and applause ] only love can make it rain the way the beach is kissed by the sea only love can make it rain like the sweat of lovers laying in the fields love reign oer me love reign oer me reign oer me reign oer me oer me only love can bring the rain that falls like tears from on high love have to do it my way reign oer me reign oer me reign oer me love why dont you reign oer me reign oer me reign oer me on the dry and dusty road the nights we spend apart alone i need to get back home to cool cool rain love reign oer me love reign oer me reign oer me reign oer me oer me love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness, alfie Pete Townshend, alfie boe. [ cheers and applause ] tickets for classic quadrophenia tour on sale now. Well be right back, everybody wow [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness oh my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to james franco, Kendall Jenner, Pete Townshend, alfie boe, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend, i hope to see you next week. Bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight bob odenkirk, chat and music from Country Music superstars florida georgia line. Featuring the 8g band with roy mayorga. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. Absolutely fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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