retired marine corps bomb technician, johnny joey jones! [cheers and applause] greg: and she s like dental floss, thin, white and leaves your gums bleeding. tocks news contributor kat timpf! greg: charlie, i love it when liberals go, oh, there were so many things you could have done instead of this. why not listening to your [bleep] citizens who are saying do something and he goes like that dude bowman or whatever, oh, yeah, this is a common experience when you re riding the subway. and why is it you fool? exactly. and like you say he had years to do something about it and they do nothing. and they don t you know, where are these people, you know, and, by the way, we re still in the future of the next something like this that is going to happen. greg: absolutely. and they re not doing anything to fix it. these people only show up when
greg: unruly gangs, right? young kids coming in there ioh, yeah. greg: yeah, yeah, yeah. happens at every amusement park. it s happening all over. isn t that the point of an amusement park? no, because it gets crazy. you don t want to end up getting pants by the it s a small world you get separated from your mom and dad, it s 1974. thought maybe you were getting cotton candy some nice man says let meet get you cake and all of a sudden there s five kids waiting for snow have you ever been thrown out of an amusement park. i have a been thrown back into one. greg: all right, joey. johnny: yeah, i don t have anything for that. now, listen. greg: how about anything for a rash. i m going to brag on northwest georgia we re a great place you should come visit but don t stay. and colin mayor is a high school
that the parents were going to be like, oh, she goes to this cool and the school no she doesn t. she could have just said she had food poisoning. cops don t go there. greg: or stomach flue because people don t want to get near you. i always say explosive diarrhea. you do you. greg: because most people don t admit that kind of detail ins it s asking and no one s going to follow up a follow up question. hi explosive diarrhea and, oh. with that you have to do a voice. that s why i still go with i got rona, two weeks off don t even have to did a fake invoices. last time explosive was that chose to my ass and things went really bad. [laughter]. johnny: but also, if you claim that you ve got a bathroom problem, doesn t trigger a
you re going to make change i ll take that as a threat and use it to defend myself and everyone around me. if that makes me a criminal then we have a country full of criminals who want nothing more than to protect innocent lives. greg: amen [cheers and applause]. greg: you know michael i m going to compliment you here and say you dressed slightly better than the protesters. slightly. but you do look like you should be out there. what did you make of them and how like it doesn t really matter what the facts are. charlie: no, no, . michael: no, no, it s about the fun and the event. you are my new subway buddy. that s the reality, wheel of crazy, you never know what car shows up and the doors open and something whacky pops out. the selective outrage that s so disgusting in all of this. like you ve got the trans shooter in the catholic school and everybody s like don t even let s too not talk about that. and then to watch aoc just like
person gets the antidote to the poison i put in their coffee mugs. three of you will be dead soon. i m going to go to you first loftus. i hope you die. okay, we have a dog in parma ohio, parma in the house. greg: is that where you re from. michael: no, it s so close. dog trapped in river. greg: this is use you are story? tell it. michael: this dog i guess desperately didn t want to go on a walk and called his other than s bluff. so the dog s on the rock going i m done, i m not going anywhere. they had to call the fireman and come out and do a rescue to get this brave call who now will be believed if he says no i don t want to go out there. right. greg: all right. talk about a dog day afternoon. all right, kat, michigan it is kat: yeah, mine actually is