initially they thought she had been abducted by a homeless drifter. [laughter] greg: so after the cops took her in for questioning she began painting a picture so absurd even hunter biden couldn t sell it. she claimed to have been kidnapped from her car a remote road tied up assaulted at gunpoint from a man in the mask. then after that the guy just dropped her off near her house. actually according to her description the guy looked really creepy. police say she eventually admitted to making the whole thing up most likely because her parents thought she was graduate in a few days. turns out school officials confirms she hadn t even been a student for almost two years. i know, huh? she s since been charged with a multitude of crimes including false alarm to public safety disorderly conduct and obstruction of government function. if convicted she could be sentenced to another three years of working at sonic.
police investigation. that s kind of the problem. greg: or does it. what would you do if one of your kids did this? you ve got kids, right. no, they would never yeah. they would never do it. they are too busy. they have too much good stuff going on. kid might go a year and a half without going to college and you wouldn t know it. i totally would not know. i don t even know how old they are. and one year i m not making this up. one year it fell to me to enroll our youngest child in his first day of class and i enrolled him, not only wrong class, the beyond grade. that means you re a good dad because that s stuff mom should do. division of labor. greg: or the two dads. hey, we re progressive here. i identify as a mom, so there.
had been arrested four times for assaulting people, two o and that is obviously an objectively relevant information when we re talking about this. an omission like that renders the whole entire article false. you have to wonder though do these people really think that s what happened this is just a loveable michael jackson guy who never did anything bad to anybody and so somebody killed him. that s pot reality so they re living outside of reality. greg: that happened with michael brown right? remember, they go in and find out the guy has serious issues, they choose to leave it out or not do the story. mike tweeted a great point the advice you re given when you get on the subway, keep your head down, no eye contact, keep to yourself, is exactly the same advice they give you when you go to prison. so that is essentially what the subway is. take out the biggest toughest guy?
student a standout runner in sandy springs, she walks by lake forest elementary school every day and she heard they re disadvantaged so did a 5k to raise 600 pairs of schools in the elementary school. schools would not be my first choice, i m also shot in a standup runner anymore. but, a latoff this one, because that s a good one. greg: all right. well, as we like to say, the shoe must go on. ha ha ha ha. johnny: break a leg. greg: up next, if you can t see your toes will you get away with what you expose?
we see that one more time? was that rosie o donnell? is that who that was because she really is a girl, i don t think people understand. i don t get it. i think i would rather go to jail than have somebody tell me my belly s bigger than my pecker. i would have been arguing, you know what i love sonic with the foot long, that s what i m talking about. greg: charlie when you think about it it s like you got off but now everybody knows. charlie: yeah, yeah. but i do think in most court cases intent matters and if the guy was trying to flash and went to that matters, right. greg: yeah, then it doesn t matter whether you couldn t see it. that s pathetic. what if you re just really not well endowed and it s like a