Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They witchswitched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a locker shocker of the bernie sanders. A lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours to vote, and if im waiting in line for three hours, i better get a pope
And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody hello there cheers and applause please have a seat, everybody thank you so much, welcome one and all to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Folks cheers and applause i like that. Thank you. I dont know how you guys are feeling tonight, but i am staying positive not testing positive, just staying positive laughter staying positive. F isal. laughter ll will find you laughter the coronavirus is still on everyones minds, so dont forget to wash your minds. laughter ill tell you all about it in tonights edition of goin viral. cheers and applause book your cruise now there are now over 600 cases in the united states. There were 500 when we rehearsed this two hours ago. laughter over the weekend, the c. D. C. Posted some guidelines for people at risk of serious illness from the virus, including avoid crowds as much as possible. laughter okay. cheers and
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Alex Rodriguez kj apa musical guest haim and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1221 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Hello. Thank you. [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it youre here. [ cheers and applause fantastic. Well, you guys, it was a a Beautiful Day here in new york, with temperatures hitting 70 degrees [ cheers and applause jimmy it was great new yorkers were outside lathering themselves with sunscreen and purell it was amazing [ light laughter ] but today was nice but i cant wait for tomorrow when everyone shows up with a weird face mask tan. [ laughter ] thats right, these are fun times to do a show right now they really are. Just so everyone knows, in the event someone in the audience lightly coughs, the emergency exits are here, here and here. [ light laughter ] thank you very much. [ cheer
The neighborhood which was a nice idea, clever idea, but as those of you who lined up on hollywood boulevard know, there has never been a beautiful anything in this neighborhood. [ laughter ] this neighborhood, this is where homeless spidermen gather to steal wallets from canadians. Thats what we do here. [ laughter ] a lot of the focus going into the show last night was on the lack of diversity. All the acting nominees but one were caucasian. And what do you do when you have a diversity problem . Well, you hit them with the worlds most famous white rapper, eminem. Thats what you do. [ laughter ] i actually learned a lot last night. For instance, that song from frozen 2, equally annoying in every language. [ laughter ] there were plenty of controversial moments. I think trump gained another 15 of the vote after those acceptance speeches last night. Bottom line, dont expect to see the joker doing a got milk commercial anytime soon. [ laughter ] the big winner last night was parasite. Th
Erased but futures have jumped back into the green. Jim, we know its going to be another crazy week, very hard to predict. So what is your tell this week i thought the advice we got from friday ended the teeth of it but if the market is up, were still oversold and thats what you got for it but i dont think theres much that you want to buy i think youd rather wait until it goes back that swing, at 3 30, the futures were up 80, it was crazy, but i think what matters is that there are a lot of people, the feds will take action today and i come back, peter bachvar was on with dominic chu unless the fed can create a vaccine or beat the virus it doesnt matter you said on friday this is a biological crisis. Not ultimately it could i dont think it will turn into a liquidity crisis, for a state at home economy and when you have a Service Economy like we have, you get an upgrade for darden, for instance, last week, Cheesecake Factory are you kidding me anybody anywhere theres a gathering is goin