[ cheers and applause ] jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are please, i appreciate that. Welcome to hollywood, where things are already getting back to be a normal after oscar sunday. The dolby theater, where the oscars are held, is right across the street from us. Thats why they keep asking me to host the show. They dont have to pay for car to bring me over there. [ laughter ] theres a big billboard on the corner, youve probably seen this driving in. Guillermo oh, yeah. Jimmy of me. It must be 80 feet tall. These guys wasted no time swapping that out. Yesterday morning [ laughter ] i was already taken down and replaced by dune 2. They didnt even offer me the billboard. Theyre made out of some you know how great that would have looked, completely covering matt damons house . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the message is, its over. It was fun while it lasted, i guess. Not for you. The oscar magic
Davine joy randolph, and music from vacations. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you. Oh, thats very nice. Hi, im jimmy. Im the host. Thanks for watching. Please. Please, relax. Thank you. I appreciate that. And before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. We have a new family pet. We adopted a dog named todd. And todd is, we are learning, odd. Hes a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. Like he doesnt like to go for walks. You ever meet a dog that doesnt like to go for a walk . [ laughter ] like a clown that doesnt like balloons, it makes no sense. Anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our sons room. Todd threw up. So i run. Todd indeed did throw up. Made a little vomit mountain on the rug. And then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, oh, my dog thinks hes a person. Theyre not people. [ laughter ] my wif
Davine joy randolph, and music from vacations. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you. Oh, thats very nice. Hi, im jimmy. Im the host. Thanks for watching. Please. Please, relax. Thank you. I appreciate that. And before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. We have a new family pet. We adopted a dog named todd. And todd is, we are learning, odd. Hes a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. Like he doesnt like to go for walks. You ever meet a dog that doesnt like to go for a walk . [ laughter ] like a clown that doesnt like balloons, it makes no sense. Anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our sons room. Todd threw up. So i run. Todd indeed did throw up. Made a little vomit mountain on the rug. And then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, oh, my dog thinks hes a person. Theyre not people. [ laughter ] my wif
Davine joy randolph, and music from vacations. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you. Oh, thats very nice. Hi, im jimmy. Im the host. Thanks for watching. Please. Please, relax. Thank you. I appreciate that. And before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. We have a new family pet. We adopted a dog named todd. And todd is, we are learning, odd. Hes a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. Like he doesnt like to go for walks. You ever meet a dog that doesnt like to go for a walk . [ laughter ] like a clown that doesnt like balloons, it makes no sense. Anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our sons room. Todd threw up. So i run. Todd indeed did throw up. Made a little vomit mountain on the rug. And then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, oh, my dog thinks hes a person. Theyre not people. [ laughter ] my wif
Davine joy randolph, and music from vacations. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you. Oh, thats very nice. Hi, im jimmy. Im the host. Thanks for watching. Please. Please, relax. Thank you. I appreciate that. And before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. We have a new family pet. We adopted a dog named todd. And todd is, we are learning, odd. Hes a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. Like he doesnt like to go for walks. You ever meet a dog that doesnt like to go for a walk . [ laughter ] like a clown that doesnt like balloons, it makes no sense. Anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our sons room. Todd threw up. So i run. Todd indeed did throw up. Made a little vomit mountain on the rug. And then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, oh, my dog thinks hes a person. Theyre not people. [ laughter ] my wif