like woman who started sobbing before anyone started speaking. and guy who s dancing to no music whatsoever. and relive the majesty of woman who s just walking around. and guy who brought props that only make sense to him. stunning cutaways of true patriots shaping history like guy who s pretending he wasn t just asleep. woman with way too much arm flab. and guy who didn t know there would be balloons. you ll enjoy hours and hours of inspired cutaways. like middle eastern woman they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions hispanic. straight guy they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions gay marriage. and of course, joe biden. hey, look who they found. convention cutaways, order today so we know if we should start making them. okay. good morning. it is friday, finally it is friday, september 21st. yeah, baby. with us on set, we have the chairman of you know, that s what the romney campaign has to be thinking right now. what? thank god it s friday. thi