And the priest puts ashes on your forehead. Then you wear at this time rest of the day to show everybody what a good person you are. Somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. To make sure that i can see and it to remind me that i didnt to go church today. Working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just put on their filthy darth vader helmet. Are you giving up anything . Red meat. Jimmy why are you giving up red meat . Partly for health reasons. Jimmy i was thinking, what would i miss most . Youre supposed to make a sacrifice. I think what i would miss most on a daily basis is q tips. I love them so much. Im going to try to go cold turkey. Im going tipless for 40 days. And then at likes 6 00 a. M. On easter sunday, im going nuts. Ill tell you something [ applause ] jimmy thank you. That im certainly not giving up for lent. That is dancing with the stars. Sorry, god but no way. Season 245 of d
This is about the person and the man behind the mask. And mama june after her unbelievable weight loss surgery from 460 pounds to the size four. Our look at the moment that changed everything. Here goes nothing. Now, this is entertainment tonight. Are jlo and ben getting back together or is he staying with Jennifer Garner and is Richard Simmons missing . The wild rumors kept coming this week but we are getting to the bottom. Indeed. First up, could beniffer be a thing again. Afflecks jlo is single but the real question may be is ben still estranged from jen garner. It was my first adult heartbreak. Was it because it was so public and we wanted to know everything about your rivership . That didnt help. We were about to get married. It didnt work out and it was a bad heartbreak. One headline says it is the return of beniffer. J sha jlo and ben affleck back on and hotter than ever. One problem, were told none of it is true. Of course, it is easy to see why many would want to believe they
She juggle wills it all. If youre at work you feel youre missing out on special moments with your kid. If you are with your kid youre not giving enough to your job. With a travel schedule like yours i dont know how you do it. Me neither. Lets move on. Is Richard Simmons missing . We talked to the fitness guru after questions mounted about his whereabouts. No one has seen him in public in nearly 1200 days, but the number one podcast in the country called missing Richard Simmons continues to fascinate and further the mystery. So how is richard doing . Is he okay . Any comment on the hostage claims that are being made . Thats richards housekeeper teresa revellas ignoring claims made on the new podcast, missing Richard Simmons she is holding his hostage. Richard denied it to us in a phone interview a year ago. No, im not kidnapped, just in my house right now. No one should be worried about me. Whats more, the lapd confirmed to et officers conducted a welfare check on richard two weeks ago.
Let us all be reminded that syphilis is still a deadly disease and it can be caught even if using protection. This young boy learned the hard way. I told him. Womans mouth is the most germridden place on earth, i said. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, i said. Well. Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. I cant wait til the day i kiss you from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah my guest tonight is democratic congressman adam schiff, everybody cheers and applause joining us on the show, hes investigating russian interference in americas election. So were going to talk to him about that. But lets begin tonight with turkey. You remember how president erdogan was asking people to vote democratically to make him a dictator . laughter i know, its weird. But whatever. They held the vote sunday and the
Let us all be reminded that syphilis is still a deadly disease and it can be caught even if using protection. This young boy learned the hard way. I told him. Womans mouth is the most germridden place on earth, i said. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, i said. Well. Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. I cant wait til the day i kiss you from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show thank you so much for tuning in im trevor noah my guest tonight is democratic congressman adam schiff, everybody cheers and applause joining us on the show, hes investigating russian interference in americas election. So were going to talk to him about that. But lets begin tonight with turkey. You remember how president erdogan was asking people to vote democratically to make him a dictator . laughter i know, its weird. But whatever. They held the vote sunday and the