Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
And tonight, a big win for donald trump and georgia and more embarrassment for Fulton County d. A. Fani willis. Plus, criminal referrals and obstruction and ethics violations might soon be levied against members of that trump hating january 6 panel. We got big news on that. Jonathan turley, he join us with more. Also tonight, carnage, chaos, violence, crime. The Island Nation of haiti has now devolved into a state of complete anarchy. As a gang member named barbara cue leads a violent revolt. Now, florida, they are bracing a wave of haitian citizens fleeing their country by sea. Governor ron desantis says florida is preparing full details ahead with fox news correspondent benjamin hall. But first, it is official. A 2024 rematch is now underway and joe biden is already falling behind. President leading nationwide in almost every single major poll. Hes also ahead in every single battleground state, including ohio, michigan, georgia, nevada, and, by the way, pennsylvania, where new fox po
That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President
Yeah, i know. I know. I know. You missed us. Do you . Happy ev sitting here . I get it. Happy wednesday, Everyonere Sobe joe biden had a big wing on super tuesday. He woke up. I mean, consider the alternative. But the president did lose American Samoa and he foundi out. He said its a shame. I really like their cookiereall meanwhile, donald trump when 14 and one losing only vermont. Permont has a population of over 645,000 people. Or, as trump calls them total losers. Ni nikki haley has suspended her president ial campaign after a series of supei r losses. Sses she got 46 delegates compared to trumps 731, and she still called it a success. Proving once again, woment do cant do math. Oh. Oh. Up. According to a report, the Biden Administration is secretly flown 320,000 illegal aliens to 43 airports. Joe claims to have a lot in common with these people since t dont speak english either. E Charles Barkley said he would punch black people in the faceny for wearing trump mugshot tshirts. Wock
Minister ariel henry announcing a short while ago that he will resign once a transitional president ial council has been created. It follows worldwide calls for his resignation. As violence plagues the caribbean nation. Us Secretary Of State Antony Blinken spent monday in jamaica, where he met with caribbean leaders for urgent talks about the nations violent gang violence. Henry has been unable to return to haiti because the violence closed its Main International airports. On monday, blinken announced an additional 100 million to finance the deployment of a Multinational Force to haiti, as well as 33 million in humanitarian aid. Its still not clear who will lead haiti out of the crisis, which has seen heavily armed gangs Burning Police stations attacking the main airport and rated two of the countrys biggest prisons. Scores of people have been killed. More than 15,000 others are homeless after fleeing neighborhoods overtaken by the gangs. Im jackie ibanez. Now back to regular programin