Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Man do we have a show for you tonight. Our guest tonight our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal will join us in a little bitment an were very excited about that. Chooers plaus. Jon but i did want to recently i we havent been on in the last couple of days we had a little break. But weve been talking a lot about a certain republican president ial candidate. laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disasters. laughter but at what price as our good friend maximus once said, are you not entertained of course we are. But much like incessant masturbation eventually you feel a deep sense of shame. laughter not enough to stop you from doing it entirely but enough to slow you down a bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to miss important nontrump news. Historic deal the Nuclear Agreement that could change the world. The ac
Bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to miss important nontrump news. Historic deal the Nuclear Agreement that could change the world. The accord agreed to by iran and six world powers is intended on keeping iran from producing a Nuclear Weapon for at least a decade. After 20 months of negotiations. After years of sanctions the president said today that diplomacy had triumphed. Jon oh my god thats such great news unless is diplomacy the name of our new drone by any chance . Is that of course not. Welcome back, iran. A huge milestone could bring you back into the Global Community while also helping to ease fears that you will blow up said Global Community. laughter iran has promised to freeze their Nuclear Program disabled their plutonium reactor, cut their centrifuges. It is a landmark diplomatic accomplishment. Sort of. Put that another way. This is a bad deal. Awful deal. Terrible deal. What a stunning h
Jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. Man do we have a show for you tonight. Our guest tonight our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal will join us in a little bitment an were very excited about that. Chooers plaus. Jon but i did want to recently i we havent been on in the last couple of days we had a little break. But weve been talking a lot about a certain republican president ial candidate. laughter Whose Campaign has captured americas inability to turn away from spectacular manmade disasters. laughter but at what price as our good friend maximus once said, are you not entertained of course we are. But much like incessant masturbation eventually you feel a deep sense of shame. laughter not enough to stop you from doing it entirely but enough to slow you down a bit and a chance to are tate the video stock all the better. My point is this our incessant trumpgazing has caused us to miss important nontrump news. Historic deal the Nuclear Agreement that could change the world. The ac
Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. Tonights guest from the nbc show superstore America Ferrara is is here everybody, going to be a fun conversation. But first lets not waste time, the most important story of the day. Looks like a big change is coming for social media users after years of limiting tweets to 140 characters, twitter is testing out 280 characters. Double the current limit. So if you are on twitter and you always seem to run out of room to finish your thought or add that extra emoji, you may be in luck. Trevor 280 characters. Let me ask you a question, who looks at twitter and thinks, i need more of this . Yeah, right now my haters can only make fun of my mom. What about pie dad . What about pie dad . Honestly, these days we dont need any characters, lets be honest. There should be fewer characters on twitter. Everything is pictures now anyway, you can say anything we want with two emojis. Well, not anything but the most impor
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. Tonights guest from the nbc show superstore America Ferrara is is here everybody, going to be a fun conversation. But first lets not waste time, the most important story of the day. Looks like a big change is coming for social media users after years of limiting tweets to 140 characters, twitter is testing out 280 characters. Double the current limit. So if you are on twitter and you always seem to run out of room to finish your thought or add that extra emoji, you may be in luck. Trevor 280 characters. Let me ask you a question, who looks at twitter and thinks, i need more of this . Yeah, right now my haters can only make fun of my mom. What about pie dad . What about pie dad . Honestly, these days we dont need any characters, lets be honest. There should be fewer characters on twitte