Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Michael moore host of the rich eisen show, rich eisen an all new closer look featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear lets get to the news. President trump is scheduled to pardon the annual thanksgiving turkey next week at the white house. But i think theyre going for a legal loophole because they named the turkey donald trump. I hereby pardon donald trump, no takebacks. President trump had nothing on his public schedule today. Nothing . How is it possible that youre the president of the United States but you have the same schedule as a tibetan monk today i have nothing. I will do nothing. I am nothing. President trumps lawyer Rudy Giuliani today held a press conference it was going to be in the rose garden but he accidentally booked olive classic rudy President Trumps personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani this week
Bide 253 Electoral College votes, trump 214 biden needs 1 out of those gray states that you see there, which still have not reported their results yet. Were expecting new numbers from nevada any minute now. Were going to watch for that. Look at the state of play in arizona as we move around the country. You see its biden in the lead 50. 5 to 48. 1, a difference of just over 68,000 votes ive talked to some trump people they are optimistic that the tail end of the count is going to be protrump because they are votes dropped off in person. You see the margin in nevada 49. 3, trump 48. 7 86 of the vote in there thats where were expecting some new numbers today the biden margin there is narrow but we dont know exactly what vote is coming in and from where in the state and which counties its coming in were going to have to watch for that one pennsylvania, theres been counting in fits and starts and who is allowed to be in which polling play counting house to see the actual results being coun
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Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big story. Election day is now just eight days away. So at this point, my friends, you can forget about getting in shape for it because election day bodies are made during the primaries. This year, votes for are not waiting till the first tuesday in november to cast their ballots. The Record Number of americans taking advantage of early voting across the country. An unprecedented 57 million ballots have been cast, more than 40 to have the total votes counted in the 2016 general election. At one of new york citys premier venues snaking around the block in brooklyn while marching bands drum up excitement. Incredible turnout in the lines. Ive never seen this before in my life. Americans dont even have to be earthbound to vote. U. S. Astronaut kate rubens casts her ballot with help
Started out on her new film supporting democrats on the southern border agreeing with democrats but this registered democrat changed her mind when she found out the truth. She now says illegal immigration is wrong. She says it must be stopped. She says it puts Illegal Immigrants at risk of crimes by human traffickers and drug traffickers and puts americans at risk. Votes this week on Supreme Court nominee amy coney barrett, coronavirus aid and twitter Ceo Jack Dorsey to testify about censorship of conservatives and censorship of negative stories about joe biden. Those are the allegations there. We have new growing clashes happening now. Fights between antifa protesters who are attacking Trump Supporters at free speech rallies across the country. People are getting injured. Were on the story. Plus congressional gop members demanding answers from the fbi over whether the fbi looked at joe bidens son Hunter Bidens laptop with alleged proof that hunter biden is selling influence overseas.